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I'm 35 in 3 weeks, so I just managed to get into a younger bracket. I might have cried clicking the 35+ bracket!

Female, married and lurked as a guest reading the hilarity for a couple of years before getting a log in name!

Not enough females on here, and you are a young'un unlike that old fossil Lard Bazaar.

 

GET FUCKED, at least my face isn't as wrinkled as my ballbag :D

 

Hahahaha, I KNEW it!!

I always knew you had bigger balls than me!!!!! :lol:

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Put my age as 60, slight exaggeration as I am not officially that age until August but it is weighing on my mind.

Oh, the futility of life....

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I'm 35 in 3 weeks, so I just managed to get into a younger bracket. I might have cried clicking the 35+ bracket!

Female, married and lurked as a guest reading the hilarity for a couple of years before getting a log in name!

Not enough females on here, and you are a young'un unlike that old fossil Lard Bazaar.

 

GET FUCKED, at least my face isn't as wrinkled as my ballbag :D

 

Hahahaha, I KNEW it!!

I always knew you had bigger balls than me!!!!! :lol:

 

Mine may be bigger, but they are taut and pert, at your age I imagine yours are swinging round your knees :D

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I'm 35 in 3 weeks, so I just managed to get into a younger bracket. I might have cried clicking the 35+ bracket!

Female, married and lurked as a guest reading the hilarity for a couple of years before getting a log in name!

Not enough females on here, and you are a young'un unlike that old fossil Lard Bazaar.

 

GET FUCKED, at least my face isn't as wrinkled as my ballbag :D

 

Hahahaha, I KNEW it!!

I always knew you had bigger balls than me!!!!! :lol:

 

Mine may be bigger, but they are taut and pert, at your age I imagine yours are swinging round your knees :D

 

Unlike your saggy tits, aye :D

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I'm 35 in 3 weeks, so I just managed to get into a younger bracket. I might have cried clicking the 35+ bracket!

Female, married and lurked as a guest reading the hilarity for a couple of years before getting a log in name!

Not enough females on here, and you are a young'un unlike that old fossil Lard Bazaar.

 

GET FUCKED, at least my face isn't as wrinkled as my ballbag :D

 

Hahahaha, I KNEW it!!

I always knew you had bigger balls than me!!!!! :lol:

 

Mine may be bigger, but they are taut and pert, at your age I imagine yours are swinging round your knees :D

 

Unlike your saggy tits, aye :D

 

BASTARD!

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So I'm not the only gay in the village. Are there any more?

My preference is women for sex and men for drinking, but I've got it mixed up several times.

 

regards,

Hein

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17 year old self employed businessman with a wife and 2 kids

Is that a polite way if putting teen drug dealer with a few teenage pregnancies on your end?

 

Although given you starting posting your bollocks here eight years ago...

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I'm 45 but I have to keep reminding myself of that as I still think I am about 27 which is the age I was when my daugher was born. My wife probably thinks I think I am even younger.

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48, 49 in September

 

Me too!

 

...and female, working on a divorce, mother to four awesome children. In good lighting I can pass for about 34. I lurked on this site for about a decade, signed up in 2013 and only started posting recently.

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48, 49 in September

 

Me too!

 

...and female, working on a divorce, mother to four awesome children. In good lighting I can pass for about 34. I lurked on this site for about a decade, signed up in 2013 and only started posting recently.

 

 

In good lighting? You must look ravishing in the dark then.

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32.

 

Also, @ Cat O'Falk: yes.

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48, 49 in September

 

Me too!

 

...and female, working on a divorce, mother to four awesome children. In good lighting I can pass for about 34. I lurked on this site for about a decade, signed up in 2013 and only started posting recently.

 

 

In good lighting? You must look ravishing in the dark then.

 

And in welders goggles you could pass for Brigitte Bardot.

Who?

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And in welders goggles you could pass for Brigitte Bardot.

Who?

Songs were made about her...

 

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And in welders goggles you could pass for Brigitte Bardot.

Who?

Songs were made about her...

 

 

 

In my youth she was my ideal fantasy, along with several million other spotty oiks. It would have been rather crowded in there.

 

http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/brigitte-bardot/brigitte-bardot-photo.jpg

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BB recorded the original version of 'Je T'Aime' with Serge Gainsbourg

 

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BB recorded the original version of 'Je T'Aime' with Serge Gainsbourg

steamoik.jpg

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BB recorded the original version of 'Je T'Aime' with Serge Gainsbourg

steamoik.jpg

 

I recall steam coming from somewhere, but not the ears.

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BB recorded the original version of 'Je T'Aime' with Serge Gainsbourg

steamoik.jpg

 

I recall steam coming from somewhere, but not the ears.

 

It's a SFW metaphore. Not that metaphores are SFW, but it's a Sunday.

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BB recorded the original version of 'Je T'Aime' with Serge Gainsbourg

steamoik.jpg

 

I recall steam coming from somewhere, but not the ears.

 

It's a SFW metaphore metaphor. Not that metaphores metaphors are SFW, but it's a Sunday.

 

There, FTFY. :smileyd:

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BB recorded the original version of 'Je T'Aime' with Serge Gainsbourg

steamoik.jpg

 

I recall steam coming from somewhere, but not the ears.

 

It's a SFW metaphore metaphor. Not that metaphores metaphors are SFW, but it's a Sunday.

 

There, FTFY. :smileyd:

 

Thank you, mr Josco. I'm sorry, mr Josco, my little sister distracted me.

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30 today and feeling old. I don't know how i have made it to 30 though considering the amount of booze i have drank though.

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In October I am turning 15

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BB recorded the original version of 'Je T'Aime' with Serge Gainsbourg

steamoik.jpg

 

I recall steam coming from somewhere, but not the ears.

 

It's a SFW metaphore metaphor. Not that metaphores metaphors are SFW, but it's a Sunday.

 

There, FTFY. :smileyd:

 

a) Why have you suddenly turned up now?

b ) Is it not a bit harsh to correct a foreigner, who doesn't even reside here, 's english?

Edited by Magere Hein
List sorta kinda fixed

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b ) Is it not a bit harsh to correct a foreigner, who doesn't even reside here, 's english?

I do my best to spell English correctly, according to the British spelling conventions. Every now and again I make mistakes. So do, to my relief, almost all native speakers (native writers?).

 

In this case I got confused (rather than distracted, I have no little sister) by spellings of words of a similar derivation, such as semaphore and chromatophore. English spelling is a bitch.

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