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Edson Arantes Do Nascimento (Pele)

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Should've gave them to Bobby Moore, he'd have dexterously handled them....

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This is a glass half full situation. Yes he was in a wheelchair during the ceremony in Moscow but he was in Moscow.

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Possibly because his beloved Vi. Agra. Is used to combat air travel sickness....

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1 hour ago, Life Is Beautiful said:

Was using a wheelchair during the World Cup draw ceremony 

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While Putin was sucking the life force out of him.

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I think it's a good candidate for the next year deathlist 

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He only can't stand up because he has taken so much vi.ag.ara that he has a permanent hard on and it is easier to hide in his wheelchair.

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I was about to post some suspicious pictures of him yesterday...

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Their was no room for the all time greatest footballer Pele on the deathlist , couldn't  remove someone who was voted 4th most promising new comedy act of 1953 behind Lenny Bruce,Soupy Sales and the the fat one from Large and Little.

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10 hours ago, ObakeFilter said:

Feels like this is the year of Pele.

Still think he has a few years to be honest about 2023 I reckon though he is certainly getting weaker, apparently he isn't in hospital after all just resting at home and can't make the trip or in other words couldn't be arsed to come.

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He might be real ill,he di int show up to many WC ceremonies this year,and he di int show up to my neighbor opening a Cadbury Bar

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In recent years Pele has suffered a series of health problems, but said he is now feeling 100 per cent.

"I don't feel any more pain, but I feel some weakness. I had some good legs and look how they are now."

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On 11/06/2018 at 22:45, gcreptile said:

Probably not attending the World Cup opening ceremony because of ill health:

 

http://www.sportstarlive.com/football/fifa-world-cup-2018/pele-may-not-attend-russia-world-cup-opening-ceremony/article24134006.ece

 

I think the committee will get one more chance to pick him.

Well, let's see...

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Random Pele related fact I read in a book review. Someone's written a book about Donald Trump and golf in which - apparently - the course staff at one course have seen Trump kick balls out of the rough and onto the fairway so often they've christened him Pele!

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