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Posted 15 October 2012 - 11:02 AM

Former Kiwi captain Martin Crowe has lymphoma.


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Posted 11 June 2013 - 08:40 PM

Former Kiwi captain Martin Crowe has lymphoma.


Cancer free (or to a large extent) - http://www.stuff.co....red-from-cancer

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Posted 11 June 2013 - 09:54 PM


Former Kiwi captain Martin Crowe has lymphoma.


Cancer free (or to a large extent) - http://www.stuff.co....red-from-cancer


Well that's something to crow about.

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Posted 07 November 2014 - 02:17 PM

Former Kiwi captain Martin Crowe has lymphoma.


He has now rejected further chemotherapy. From a deadpooling point of view, one more dose would have been the considerate thing for him to do.

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Posted 19 December 2014 - 10:33 PM


Former Kiwi captain Martin Crowe has lymphoma.


He has now rejected further chemotherapy. From a deadpooling point of view, one more dose would have been the considerate thing for him to do.


Read an article from Martin Crowe on ESPN cricket app and it rather read like an announcement that he's counting down the days. "Death is something I have contemplated lately, only because the medical experts say it's nearly time" & ".... turbocharged to apparently give me very little time to live (only 5% of patients live up to 12 months)....." are two of the more obvious reasons to very definitely pencil him in on my list 2015.
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Posted 20 December 2014 - 09:41 AM



Former Kiwi captain Martin Crowe has lymphoma.


He has now rejected further chemotherapy. From a deadpooling point of view, one more dose would have been the considerate thing for him to do.

Read an article from Martin Crowe on ESPN cricket app and it rather read like an announcement that he's counting down the days. "Death is something I have contemplated lately, only because the medical experts say it's nearly time" & ".... turbocharged to apparently give me very little time to live (only 5% of patients live up to 12 months)....." are two of the more obvious reasons to very definitely pencil him in on my list 2015.


Indeed. One question remains: will he get a DDP approved obit?

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DDP 2016 team The Grey Horde (3/20): Sister Wendy, Belmondo, Bettencourt, Crowe joker.gif, Feek, Ford, Glenn, Gorbachev, Rev Graham, Kissinger, Kohl, Leonov, Madoff, Mugabe, Mushatt Jones, O'Connor, Li , Tereshkova, van der Westhuizen, Yeager
DDP 2016 theme team Minions of Xuleneb (0/20): Albert II, Andriessen, Beatrix, Bernhard, Bloembergen, Brokken, Ceulemans, de Jong, Eyskens, Grönloh, Haitink, van 't Hek, Janssen, Jean I, Krebbers, Ricksen joker.gif, Rijvers, Santer, Thielemans, Veltman
DDP 2016 theme team Next slide, please (1/20): Attenborough, Blakemore, Bodmer, Close, Conway Morris, Dawkins, Greenfield, Longair, Meurig Thomas, Morris joker.gif, Graham-Smith, Hewish, Krebs, Phillips, Rothwell, Stewart, Sulston, Wolff, Wolpert, Zeeman


 
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Posted 20 December 2014 - 10:27 AM




Former Kiwi captain Martin Crowe has lymphoma.


He has now rejected further chemotherapy. From a deadpooling point of view, one more dose would have been the considerate thing for him to do.

Read an article from Martin Crowe on ESPN cricket app and it rather read like an announcement that he's counting down the days. "Death is something I have contemplated lately, only because the medical experts say it's nearly time" & ".... turbocharged to apparently give me very little time to live (only 5% of patients live up to 12 months)....." are two of the more obvious reasons to very definitely pencil him in on my list 2015.


Indeed. One question remains: will he get a DDP approved obit?

regards,
Hein

I would be surprised if he didn't.
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Posted 20 December 2014 - 11:09 AM





Former Kiwi captain Martin Crowe has lymphoma.


He has now rejected further chemotherapy. From a deadpooling point of view, one more dose would have been the considerate thing for him to do.

Read an article from Martin Crowe on ESPN cricket app and it rather read like an announcement that he's counting down the days. "Death is something I have contemplated lately, only because the medical experts say it's nearly time" & ".... turbocharged to apparently give me very little time to live (only 5% of patients live up to 12 months)....." are two of the more obvious reasons to very definitely pencil him in on my list 2015.


Indeed. One question remains: will he get a DDP approved obit?

regards,
Hein

I would be surprised if he didn't.


Guardian, Sky and Beeb covered his cancer relapse. Cricket World Cup year in 2015, in his homeland. DDP approved obit a cert.

Pan Breed 2017: G Downie (joker), Al Baghdadi, A Aspin, L Bracknell, C Butts, E Christie, S Coward, R Elias, G Gilbert, A Holmlund, S Lakovic, T McGiffin, C Nevin, S Ricketts, M Sims, S Karl, S Sumner, B Suisala, J van der Westhuizen, P Van Zandvliet

 

Other Combined Deadpools: S Hart, P McGill, P Skellern, T Booth, C Bradley, J Busby, G Fox, D Francis, S Hewlett, M Hirst, Bishop E Long, L Magill, C Meads, C MacGregor, R Salmon, D Sawchuk, V Spiridinov, B Starr, J Wetton, M Wilson, V Harper, P Sarstedt, F Ricksen, A Ashley, B Baxter, A Beck, R Easton, S H Evans, P Firman, A Fujimori, B Glanville, J Ivory, L Johansson, S A Jugnauth, N Kember, Sir K Morrison, R Sainsbury, D Stockwell, M Theodorakis, A Thynn, B Walden, H Whittington, J Woodvine, R Angell, B Chatterjee, B Gascoigne, J Blake, J Busby, I Byland, V Greene, S Hankins, C Laws, V Letele, J Pruitt, M Soares, E Morano, J Snuka, King Michael, J Gascoine, L Hawkes, B Simpson, M Wilson, Akihito, Benedict XVI, G Bush Sr, J Chirac, O de Havilland, B Forsyth, M Gorbachev, H Kohl, V Lynn, S Poitier, P Sallis, I St John, R Atkins, D Athill, P Tinsulanonda, G Bayldon, R Hardy, D Carrington, E parsons, M Heseltine  5/100

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2015: 21/100
2014: 24/100
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Posted 20 December 2014 - 01:18 PM

Crowe will be on at least 9 of the top 10 teams in the DDP next year, a lock.

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow


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Posted 20 December 2014 - 02:34 PM



Indeed. One question remains: will he get a DDP approved obit?

I would be surprised if he didn't.

Guardian, Sky and Beeb covered his cancer relapse. Cricket World Cup year in 2015, in his homeland. DDP approved obit a cert.


Cheers. Cricket gets next to no attention in Dutch media, so I had to ask.

I think I've decided on my DDP joker.

regards,
Hein

DDP 2016 team The Grey Horde (3/20): Sister Wendy, Belmondo, Bettencourt, Crowe joker.gif, Feek, Ford, Glenn, Gorbachev, Rev Graham, Kissinger, Kohl, Leonov, Madoff, Mugabe, Mushatt Jones, O'Connor, Li , Tereshkova, van der Westhuizen, Yeager
DDP 2016 theme team Minions of Xuleneb (0/20): Albert II, Andriessen, Beatrix, Bernhard, Bloembergen, Brokken, Ceulemans, de Jong, Eyskens, Grönloh, Haitink, van 't Hek, Janssen, Jean I, Krebbers, Ricksen joker.gif, Rijvers, Santer, Thielemans, Veltman
DDP 2016 theme team Next slide, please (1/20): Attenborough, Blakemore, Bodmer, Close, Conway Morris, Dawkins, Greenfield, Longair, Meurig Thomas, Morris joker.gif, Graham-Smith, Hewish, Krebs, Phillips, Rothwell, Stewart, Sulston, Wolff, Wolpert, Zeeman


 
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Posted 20 December 2014 - 02:35 PM

Crowe will be on at least 9 of the top 10 teams in the DDP next year, a lock.

With great sadness I agree. What a batting sensation he was, when he and the great Richard Hadlee wiped condescending smiles from the all-conquering Aussies' faces. The inventor of one of T20's forerunners 'Cricket Max' (look it up, coding's shit on the tablet), he made a huge impact on the game both as a player, and instead of taking the path of administrator, he became a broadcaster who gave us the hit and giggle game purists pretend to dislike.

As much as I hate to say it, sure thing for 2015.

They burned the mother down.

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Posted 31 December 2014 - 08:57 PM

The Martin Crowe thread.

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Posted 01 January 2015 - 10:12 AM

RIP. Pity it wasn't Russell Crowe instead.

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Posted 01 January 2015 - 10:49 AM

RIP. Pity it wasn't Russell Crowe instead.

He's not even dead yet.

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DP 2015 9/50 

Not Long to Liver

1. Zsa Zsa Gabor, 2. Martin Crowe, 3. Rev Billy Graham. 4. Leonard Nimoy  5. Joao Havelange 6. Olivia De Havailland 7. Joost Van Der Westhuisen 8. Sam Simon 9. Paul Gascoigne 10. Omer Karami 11. Clive James 12. Charles Manson 13. Rob Ford 14. Clarissa Eden 15. Alcides Ghiggia 16. Edward Davenport 17. Pauline Potter 18. Chandra Bahadur Dangi 19. Daisy Berkowitz 20. Herman Wouk 21. Billy Connolly 22. George Bush Sr 23. Peter Sallis 24. Abu Bakr al Baghdadi 25. Pat Rice 26. Gerard Depardieu 27. Victoria Duval 28. Douglas Slocombe 29. Gaston Glock 30. Chris Woodhead 31. Tom Brokaw 32. Trevor Bayne 33. Linda Ronstadt 34. Castor Cantero 35. Vladimir Putin 36. Paul Bocuse 37. Jake 'The Snake' Roberts 38. Sharon Jones 39. Abdelaziz Bouteflika 40. Jim Kelly 41. Diana Athill 42. Ken Kercheval 43. Gordon Goody 44 Dennis Healey 45. Kirk Kerkorian 46. Dick Cheney 47. Fidel Castro 48. Sir Nicholas Winton 49. Dame Vera Lynn 50. Bob Dole

 

 

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DP 2016 11/50 

Not Much Longer To Liver I Guess

1. Zsa Zsa Gabor 2. Martin Crowe 3. Rev Billy Graham 4. Michael J. Fox (Joker) 5. Joao Havelange 6. Olivia De Havailland 7. Joost Van Der Westhuisen 8. Jimmy Carter 9. Jeanne Little 10. John Caudwell 11. Clive James 12. Bhumibol Adulyadej 13. Rob Ford 14. David Rockefeller 15. Rene Angelil 16. Gabriel (Gay) Byrne 17. Glen Campbell 18. Sultan Kosen 19. Daisy Berkowitz 20. Herman Wouk 21. Billy Connolly 22. George Bush Sr 23. Peter Sallis 24. Abu Bakr al Baghdadi 25. Shane McGowan 26. Gerard Depardieu 27. Lil Boozie 28. Douglas Slocombe 29. Jim Bowen 30. Bette White 31. Tom Brokaw 32. Hillary Clinton 33. Emma Morano 34. Castor Cantero 35. Vladimir Putin 36. Carol Channing 37. Jake 'The Snake' Roberts 38. John Glenn 39. Susannah Mushatt Jones 40. Val Kilmer 41. Kirk Douglas 42. Dolly Parton 43. Ian Brady 44 Howard Marks 45. Abe Vigoda 46. Dick Cheney 47. Jacques Chirac 48. Fidel Castro 49. Dame Vera Lynn 50. Bob Dole

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DP 2017 0/50

I'm out of terrible liver puns.

1. Gord Howie 2. Clifton James 3. Rev Billy Graham 4. Michael J. Fox (Joker) 5. Charles Manson 6. Olivia De Havailland 7. Joost Van Der Westhuisen 8. Jimmy Carter 9. Jeanne Little 10. Pierre Cardin 11. Clive James 12. Sidney Poitier 13. Martin Peters 14. David Rockefeller 15. Ray Wilson 16. Gabriel (Gay) Byrne 17. Glen Campbell 18. Sultan Kosen 19. Daisy Berkowitz 20. Herman Wouk 21. Billy Connolly 22. George Bush Sr 23. Peter Sallis 24. Abu Bakr al Baghdadi 25. Shane McGowan 26. Gerard Depardieu 27. Lil Boozie 28. Fay McKenzie 29. Jim Bowen 30. Bette White 31. Tom Brokaw 32. Hillary Clinton 33. Emma Morano 34. Castor Cantero 35. Vladimir Putin 36. Carol Channing 37. Jake 'The Snake' Roberts 38. Bobby Doerr 39. T Berry Brazelton 40. Val Kilmer 41. Kirk Douglas 42. Dolly Parton 43. Ian Brady 44. Yasuhiro Nakasone 45. Josephine Webb 46. Dick Cheney 47. Jacques Chirac 48. Francis Nye 49. Dame Vera Lynn 50. Bob Dole

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Posted 01 January 2015 - 11:12 AM

And that's so wrong to run with a 51 line signature. Please condense it to just a few lines.
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Posted 01 January 2015 - 01:29 PM

A double-hit lymphoma - another cancer type I've never heard of before, in the young, able body of a huge celeb, I've never heard before. DL, you are so educational.

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Posted 02 January 2015 - 02:16 PM

A double-hit lymphoma - another cancer type I've never heard of before, in the young, able body of a huge celeb, I've never heard before.


Lymphomas are becoming more common in the USA because of increased heavy pot smoking by males (20 years or more, every day). Hope Martin Crowe gets better.

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Posted 02 January 2015 - 02:47 PM

um Martin`s type of cancer leaves him a 5% chance of living until September.I think it is safe to say he will not get better.

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Posted 02 January 2015 - 06:26 PM

Martin Crowe is in fact the cousin of Russel Crowe.

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Posted 05 January 2015 - 11:00 PM

Martin Crowe is in fact the cousin of Russel Crowe.


Lets not hold that against him.

He is also married to a former Miss Universe.
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