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#1 Grim Reaper

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Posted 31 December 2014 - 09:01 PM

The Liz Smith thread.

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Posted 01 January 2015 - 01:27 AM

Maybe she'll outlast Caroline Aherne
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Posted 01 January 2015 - 10:14 PM

The Liz Smith thread.


Of course as an American living in the United States (land of free catsup and sugar packets at McDonalds and Burger King), it seems necessary to tell that the name Liz Smith to me, meant the gossip purveyor not the British actor.

They are both similarly aged although ours here is the real Liz Smith.

Mary Elizabeth Smith was born in Fort Worth Texas in February 1923,

Betty Gleadle took the stage name of Liz Smith some time after her birth in December of 1921.

It would be most ideal, ideal indeed, if both of these nonagenarians were able to kick off this year and quite exciting and memorable too if they did it on the same day.

One can only hope...

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Posted 02 January 2015 - 08:00 PM

A good edition to the Deathlist old frail and highly notable.Make sure to watch some of Liz Smith`s work:She is a very funny actress!

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1)Tony Booth 2)Leah Bracknell 3)Kirk Douglas 4)Billy Graham 5)Herman Wouk 6)David Rockefeller 7)Clare Hollingworth 8)Leslie Phillips 9)Peter Sallis 10 )Nobby Stiles 11)Glen Campbell 12)Peter Skellern 13)Denis Norden 14)Javier Perez de Cuellar 15)Jake LaMotta 16)George H.W Bush 17)Prince Philip 18)Jerry Lewis 19)Ian Brady 20)Helmut Kohl 21)Jacques Chirac 22)Fats Domino 23)Peter Sarstedt 24)Pierre Cardin 25)Colin Meads 26)John Noakes 27)Ray Kennedy 28)Sheila Mercier 29)Stephen Hawking30)Vera Lynn 31)Olivia de Havilland 32)Ray Wilson 33)Mary Tyler Moore 34)Prunella Scales35)Liz Dawn36)Chuck Berry37)Bill Maynard 38)Paul Gascoigne 39)Jimmy Carter 40)Peter Carrington 41)Stan Lee 42)Henry Kissinger 43)Bob Dole 44)Tony Iommi 5)Doris Day 46)Nicholas Parsons 47)John Hurt 48)Freddie Starr 49)Charles Aznavour 50)Robert Mugabe

 
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Posted 02 January 2015 - 08:13 PM

As funny as Kevin Bishop doing an incredibly blatant rip-off of a 90s classic, in the (mostly successful, obviously) hope that his young viewership hadn't seen it?

No offence but I'm guessing its certain users previous beef with one of the Brass Eye writers which stopped you getting an earful from someone or other for that massive bollock....

Doesn't bother me personally that much, cos Im not one of those that would issue (quasi-)secular fatwas, just sayin'....

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(3. Lurkingly and creepily use internet powers that were granted to you in more peaceful care-free times to arbitrarily censor and threaten people with opinions you don't like, much like a middle-of-the-night raid on opposition by 1930s Nazi street thugs)


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Posted 03 January 2015 - 02:39 PM

Wrong thread Dr.

Shadow Deathlist 2017:

1)Tony Booth 2)Leah Bracknell 3)Kirk Douglas 4)Billy Graham 5)Herman Wouk 6)David Rockefeller 7)Clare Hollingworth 8)Leslie Phillips 9)Peter Sallis 10 )Nobby Stiles 11)Glen Campbell 12)Peter Skellern 13)Denis Norden 14)Javier Perez de Cuellar 15)Jake LaMotta 16)George H.W Bush 17)Prince Philip 18)Jerry Lewis 19)Ian Brady 20)Helmut Kohl 21)Jacques Chirac 22)Fats Domino 23)Peter Sarstedt 24)Pierre Cardin 25)Colin Meads 26)John Noakes 27)Ray Kennedy 28)Sheila Mercier 29)Stephen Hawking30)Vera Lynn 31)Olivia de Havilland 32)Ray Wilson 33)Mary Tyler Moore 34)Prunella Scales35)Liz Dawn36)Chuck Berry37)Bill Maynard 38)Paul Gascoigne 39)Jimmy Carter 40)Peter Carrington 41)Stan Lee 42)Henry Kissinger 43)Bob Dole 44)Tony Iommi 5)Doris Day 46)Nicholas Parsons 47)John Hurt 48)Freddie Starr 49)Charles Aznavour 50)Robert Mugabe

 
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Posted 03 January 2015 - 05:10 PM

Wrong thread Dr.


Nah... lol... I was responding to your post/askin u a "sarcy" (oh no that word, only mums use that word) question.... btw please reduce your sig a bit....

...Mention the Game of the Thrones just once more and I'll more than likely kill you...

"Liberal" genius to-do list:

1. Call anti-Islam campaigners Nazis.

2. Label Winston Churchill, the guy without whom Europe would have become 100% Nazi, "outdated and imperialist" etc., and smirk as people get arrested for citing his views of Islam.

(3. Lurkingly and creepily use internet powers that were granted to you in more peaceful care-free times to arbitrarily censor and threaten people with opinions you don't like, much like a middle-of-the-night raid on opposition by 1930s Nazi street thugs)


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Posted 03 January 2015 - 06:35 PM

Yep just reduced it.

Shadow Deathlist 2017:

1)Tony Booth 2)Leah Bracknell 3)Kirk Douglas 4)Billy Graham 5)Herman Wouk 6)David Rockefeller 7)Clare Hollingworth 8)Leslie Phillips 9)Peter Sallis 10 )Nobby Stiles 11)Glen Campbell 12)Peter Skellern 13)Denis Norden 14)Javier Perez de Cuellar 15)Jake LaMotta 16)George H.W Bush 17)Prince Philip 18)Jerry Lewis 19)Ian Brady 20)Helmut Kohl 21)Jacques Chirac 22)Fats Domino 23)Peter Sarstedt 24)Pierre Cardin 25)Colin Meads 26)John Noakes 27)Ray Kennedy 28)Sheila Mercier 29)Stephen Hawking30)Vera Lynn 31)Olivia de Havilland 32)Ray Wilson 33)Mary Tyler Moore 34)Prunella Scales35)Liz Dawn36)Chuck Berry37)Bill Maynard 38)Paul Gascoigne 39)Jimmy Carter 40)Peter Carrington 41)Stan Lee 42)Henry Kissinger 43)Bob Dole 44)Tony Iommi 5)Doris Day 46)Nicholas Parsons 47)John Hurt 48)Freddie Starr 49)Charles Aznavour 50)Robert Mugabe

 
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Posted 18 March 2015 - 01:54 PM

So why do they call me nana my death # is 134 w fictious name as liz smith mum yes but nana well i will just await my demise alone along w the other victims carry on victoria; -)

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Posted 18 March 2015 - 07:05 PM

So why do they call me nana my death # is 134 w fictious name as liz smith mum yes but nana well i will just await my demise alone along w the other victims carry on victoria; -)

What?


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Posted 18 March 2015 - 07:30 PM

 

So why do they call me nana my death # is 134 w fictious name as liz smith mum yes but nana well i will just await my demise alone along w the other victims carry on victoria; -)

What?

 

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Posted 18 March 2015 - 09:11 PM

 

 

So why do they call me nana my death # is 134 w fictious name as liz smith mum yes but nana well i will just await my demise alone along w the other victims carry on victoria; -)

What?

 

There are some serious Bennys out there.

 

 

Seems perfectly clear to me.



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Posted 19 March 2015 - 01:52 PM

 

 

 

So why do they call me nana my death # is 134 w fictious name as liz smith mum yes but nana well i will just await my demise alone along w the other victims carry on victoria; -)

What?

 

There are some serious Bennys out there.

 

 

Seems perfectly clear to me.

 

Please send me a bottle of whatever you're having, it must be superior to anything I can get my hands on.


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Posted 06 May 2015 - 01:36 AM

:A friend  of mine was referring to this old commercial earlier today in conversation and reminded me that the old wife was Liz Smith.


Shadow Deathlist 2017:

1)Tony Booth 2)Leah Bracknell 3)Kirk Douglas 4)Billy Graham 5)Herman Wouk 6)David Rockefeller 7)Clare Hollingworth 8)Leslie Phillips 9)Peter Sallis 10 )Nobby Stiles 11)Glen Campbell 12)Peter Skellern 13)Denis Norden 14)Javier Perez de Cuellar 15)Jake LaMotta 16)George H.W Bush 17)Prince Philip 18)Jerry Lewis 19)Ian Brady 20)Helmut Kohl 21)Jacques Chirac 22)Fats Domino 23)Peter Sarstedt 24)Pierre Cardin 25)Colin Meads 26)John Noakes 27)Ray Kennedy 28)Sheila Mercier 29)Stephen Hawking30)Vera Lynn 31)Olivia de Havilland 32)Ray Wilson 33)Mary Tyler Moore 34)Prunella Scales35)Liz Dawn36)Chuck Berry37)Bill Maynard 38)Paul Gascoigne 39)Jimmy Carter 40)Peter Carrington 41)Stan Lee 42)Henry Kissinger 43)Bob Dole 44)Tony Iommi 5)Doris Day 46)Nicholas Parsons 47)John Hurt 48)Freddie Starr 49)Charles Aznavour 50)Robert Mugabe

 
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Posted 08 July 2015 - 07:34 AM

If the geriatric Us gossip columnist Liz Smith dies 1st the Deathlist Committee should change the subheading when no one is looking to get an extra hit.


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Posted 11 December 2015 - 08:35 AM

94 Today :) :party:


Shadow Deathlist 2017:

1)Tony Booth 2)Leah Bracknell 3)Kirk Douglas 4)Billy Graham 5)Herman Wouk 6)David Rockefeller 7)Clare Hollingworth 8)Leslie Phillips 9)Peter Sallis 10 )Nobby Stiles 11)Glen Campbell 12)Peter Skellern 13)Denis Norden 14)Javier Perez de Cuellar 15)Jake LaMotta 16)George H.W Bush 17)Prince Philip 18)Jerry Lewis 19)Ian Brady 20)Helmut Kohl 21)Jacques Chirac 22)Fats Domino 23)Peter Sarstedt 24)Pierre Cardin 25)Colin Meads 26)John Noakes 27)Ray Kennedy 28)Sheila Mercier 29)Stephen Hawking30)Vera Lynn 31)Olivia de Havilland 32)Ray Wilson 33)Mary Tyler Moore 34)Prunella Scales35)Liz Dawn36)Chuck Berry37)Bill Maynard 38)Paul Gascoigne 39)Jimmy Carter 40)Peter Carrington 41)Stan Lee 42)Henry Kissinger 43)Bob Dole 44)Tony Iommi 5)Doris Day 46)Nicholas Parsons 47)John Hurt 48)Freddie Starr 49)Charles Aznavour 50)Robert Mugabe

 
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Posted 02 July 2016 - 03:19 PM

Maybe she'll outlast Caroline Aherne

Indeed she has.Must make you feel ancient as an actress when you start outliving  middle aged on-screen grandchildren!


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Shadow Deathlist 2017:

1)Tony Booth 2)Leah Bracknell 3)Kirk Douglas 4)Billy Graham 5)Herman Wouk 6)David Rockefeller 7)Clare Hollingworth 8)Leslie Phillips 9)Peter Sallis 10 )Nobby Stiles 11)Glen Campbell 12)Peter Skellern 13)Denis Norden 14)Javier Perez de Cuellar 15)Jake LaMotta 16)George H.W Bush 17)Prince Philip 18)Jerry Lewis 19)Ian Brady 20)Helmut Kohl 21)Jacques Chirac 22)Fats Domino 23)Peter Sarstedt 24)Pierre Cardin 25)Colin Meads 26)John Noakes 27)Ray Kennedy 28)Sheila Mercier 29)Stephen Hawking30)Vera Lynn 31)Olivia de Havilland 32)Ray Wilson 33)Mary Tyler Moore 34)Prunella Scales35)Liz Dawn36)Chuck Berry37)Bill Maynard 38)Paul Gascoigne 39)Jimmy Carter 40)Peter Carrington 41)Stan Lee 42)Henry Kissinger 43)Bob Dole 44)Tony Iommi 5)Doris Day 46)Nicholas Parsons 47)John Hurt 48)Freddie Starr 49)Charles Aznavour 50)Robert Mugabe

 
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Posted 02 July 2016 - 10:27 PM

Maybe she'll outlast Caroline Aherne

Indeed she has.Must make you feel ancient as an actress when you start outliving  middle aged on-screen grandchildren!

Mind you, when Liz Smith first achieved fame she was pretty much the same age as Aherne was when she died. Funny how life works out sometimes

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Posted 08 July 2016 - 12:51 AM

 

Maybe she'll outlast Caroline Aherne

Indeed she has.Must make you feel ancient as an actress when you start outliving  middle aged on-screen grandchildren!

 

Caroline Ahernes sad death might speed up her own demise though



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Posted 08 July 2016 - 01:07 AM

Maybe she'll outlast Caroline Aherne

Indeed she has.Must make you feel ancient as an actress when you start outliving  middle aged on-screen grandchildren!
Caroline Ahernes sad death might speed up her own demise though

What, in the sense that she'll want to join her on the couch in the sky?





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