Two Kirks:which One Will Conk Out First

[Sean 5,997]

I predict Kerkorian will go first.

[Dr. Zorders 1,269]

What about Kirk Stevens the washed up snooker player?

What about Tommy Kirk the Disney actor who was fired in the 60s cos he liked it up the bum?

What about Kirk Angel?

What about Kirk Diggler from that overrated film?

What about Kirk Cobain, Kurt's secret twin brother who never touched a drug in his life, so we've never heard of him cos the press weren't interested and now works as a janitor in the Michigan Pedalo Museum?

 

What about William Shatner (who would probably punch this thread in the face)?

 

(Just kidding, if you absolutely must have this thread I would vote for Douglas if I could be arsed. but PLEASE NO MORE)

[Vaagheid 140]

Douglas

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

So that's another "Clash of the....." bollocks.

What happened to threads of originality, clever, wit and suchlike?

Fooking 'ell!!

[Guest the happy reaper]

I'm going to be bold and predict that Kirk Kerkorian will be dead within a week

[DevonDeathTrip 2,288]

So this thread isn't about the schism in the Church of Scotland?

[Bibliogryphon 8,648]

I can't decide. Douglas seems to have a determination to cling to life and Kirkorian is so reclusive there is no reliable evidence one way or the other.

[maryportfuncity 10,013]

I voted Spartacus

[msc 17,759]

I voted Spartacus

 

Agreed, though I am wary of the alleged Lana Wood style bombshell which might be allegedly unleashed as soon as he carks it.

[thefunkyfaz 51]

I voted Kirk Kerkorian and, with the "Open All Hours" rebirth/nostalgiafest still fresh, tried to imagine Arkwright doing likewise...

[Guest Guest]

1. well we now know the answer to this thread! http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/kirk-kerkorian-las-vegas-casino-mogul-billionaire-dies-98-n376346

[maryportfuncity 10,013]

 

1. well we now know the answer to this thread! http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/kirk-kerkorian-las-vegas-casino-mogul-billionaire-dies-98-n376346

 

 

No, seriously, I was about to vote for him.

[Phantom 2,467]

I didn't know this poll existed until just a few minutes ago and going by the number of comments on here since it was started in January, neither did a lot of people.

[Magere Hein 1,397]

Topic closed. It's a shame it's not possible to jusy close the poll.