DaDeathGuy 202 Posted November 9, 2022 You see, if we flat out refuse to announce the results, that means we didn't lose! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,062 Posted November 13, 2022 UK and France to sign a deal tomorrow regarding the migrant crisis. Rumours are that the main sticking point being Braverman's plan for squads of robot execution squads has been deleted from the text. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,402 Posted November 17, 2022 I just don’t understand… 8 weeks ago, Trussterfuck and Kamikwasi announced £50bn of tax cuts, to the cheers of right wing press & other hard-of-thinking blowhards. Today Jeremy Cunt, off of the SAME GOVERNMENT, will announce £60bn of tax rises and spending reductions, to the cheers of right wing press and other hard-of-thinking blowhards. Tories. Get your heads out of your arses for one second, and have a think about what you’re actually cheering for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,062 Posted November 17, 2022 Jeremy Hunt just made a slip in responding to a question from Plaid about conequentials, referring to what the English Parliament was doing. Far from Number 10 being drenched in St George's crosses (remember Boris?), he drapes himself and the Houses of Parliament with them too! Lawdy, 12 years of this shite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,062 Posted November 18, 2022 Is it just me, or does every time Hunt appears on the tellybox, talking about hard choices, recession, cuts, tax rises, etc., he smiles and smirks his way through it? After all, he knows where his next meal is coming from. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,337 Posted November 18, 2022 8 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: Is it just me, or does every time Hunt appears on the tellybox, talking about hard choices, recession, cuts, tax rises, etc., he smiles and smirks his way through it? After all, he knows where his next meal is coming from. Yes he certainly does that.He moves his head to the side too like he is twitching to try and prevent the smile being too big. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 4,746 Posted November 26, 2022 Hancock's in the I'm a Celeb final. Further proof this country is absolutely fucked. I wonder if ITV realised that the show is finished if he wins? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted November 27, 2022 23 hours ago, RoverAndOut said: Hancock's in the I'm a Celeb final. Further proof this country is absolutely fucked. I wonder if ITV realised that the show is finished if he wins? The normalisation of tyrants and monsters as loveable contestants on a brain cell losing 'reality' show. Matt Hancock is evil though I'm sure me and some/most other posters on these forums differ as to why he's evil ,let's dodge around the Semantics. The man is a monster and deserves to be in prison. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,402 Posted December 2, 2022 As the Tories prepare for electoral defeat, Sajid Javid lays out his plans for their lengthy spell in opposition. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,062 Posted December 2, 2022 Sajid Javid has obviously purchased been promised a Lords position. Not sure how the commute will be when he returns to his home planet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,402 Posted December 6, 2022 Lots of “insider” admissions regarding the RMT strikes. Bots, or just Grant Shapps’ MPD? 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MortalCaso 1,630 Posted December 7, 2022 On 09/11/2022 at 11:55, Joey Russ said: I sure love the red wave that everyone is so sure would happen Well, with the midterms 'officially' over. Looks even more ludicrous. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,887 Posted December 7, 2022 To the great surprise of absolutely nobody Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,402 Posted December 7, 2022 Weasely Cunt probably thinks he can get a job of Good Morning Britain or something. I hope the incoming Covid inquiry, in the words of Malcolm Tucker, fucks him harder than Ron Jeremy but with less warmth. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,618 Posted December 7, 2022 Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but Hancock's letter doesn't say he's not standing for parliament at the next election, but that he's not standing for the Conservatives. He also says no need to restore the whip, so perhaps he's just cutting ties with the Tories! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,887 Posted December 7, 2022 Nah doing I'm a Celeb and SAS Who Dares Wins is the big tell that he's trying to set himself up for after MP life Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,618 Posted December 7, 2022 3 minutes ago, DCI Frank Burnside said: Nah doing I'm a Celeb and SAS Who Dares Wins is the big tell that he's trying to set himself up for after MP life I'd missed the news on SAS WDW. Engaging with the public through the medium of pseudo-reality TV. Manky Matt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,402 Posted December 8, 2022 Hearing that Michelle Mone and her husband, off of having £65m of our money, have flown to Honduras. Incidentally Honduras doesn’t have an extradition treaty with the UK. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insane 349 Posted December 9, 2022 (Not Surprised at all) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,229 Posted December 9, 2022 1 hour ago, Insane said: (Not Surprised at all) Yeah, she only did that because she knew she had no chance of surviving a democratic primary. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 4,746 Posted December 20, 2022 Could have gone in a poetry thread, but there seem to be several and I didn't know where to start. Anyway, it's current affairs, so here it is. Pam Ayres summing things up beautifully - what a shitshow. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted January 3, 2023 In America they wait 118 congresses for a black man to be nominated speaker, then at least three nominations come at once… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 4, 2023 6 hours ago, Windsor said: In America they wait 118 congresses for a black man to be nominated speaker, then at least three nominations come at once… You don’t get to establish racial milestones in reverse. We had a black President. That’s it, parkour achieved. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
