RoverAndOut 4,746 Posted May 5, 2023 1 hour ago, ladyfiona said: Windsor and Maidenhead have gone from being Tory held to Lib Dem which I find hilarious. Also after the admins of We Love Bracknell (45k members) facebok group goes begging for people to vote Labour for the last month...Bracknell Forest gets a majority Labour council. Also how the fuck did Labour lose Slough? It's usually a safe bet. Council went bust last year. Lots of criticism of financial mismanagement. Very much a local issue, rather than a national picture. Same as the tree-killing Tories getting hammered in Plymouth. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 4,746 Posted May 5, 2023 I daren't contemplate success next year. I've been burned too many times. But maybe, just maybe... 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,028 Posted May 14, 2023 Rees-Mogg seems to have taken a dislike to this number. Can't understand why... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,385 Posted May 15, 2023 A Tory MP (lets anagramise their name; Denser Nail World) who is on bail after their arrest last year for rape, sexual assault, indecent assault and other similar charges and hasn’t been seen in parliament for over a year, has been given the go-ahead to stand for re-election in their constituency. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prussianblue 1,027 Posted May 15, 2023 2 hours ago, TQR said: A Tory MP (lets anagramise their name; Denser Nail World) who is on bail after their arrest last year for rape, sexual assault, indecent assault and other similar charges and hasn’t been seen in parliament for over a year, has been given the go-ahead to stand for re-election in their constituency. That's nothing, you should see the other guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 4,746 Posted May 15, 2023 Can you fucking believe their gall? Rees-Mogg tells nutjob Conservative conference that Voter ID was an attempt to fix the vote but it backfired as elderly Tories couldn't vote and they should have left it as it was. They're not even pretending any more, they just take us for fools. Quote He told delegates Labour's idea was "particularly silly," adding: "Parties that try and gerrymander end up finding that their clever scheme comes back to bite them, as dare I say we found by insisting on voter ID for elections. "We found the people who didn't have ID were elderly and they by and large voted Conservative, so we made it hard for our own voters and we upset a system that worked perfectly well. "It was done on trust, and the system worked. If there's any problem in our system, it's with postal votes, which don't require voter ID." https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-65599380 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyfiona 2,577 Posted May 21, 2023 You may want to keep an eye on this Twitter account: 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 4,746 Posted May 22, 2023 22 hours ago, ladyfiona said: You may want to keep an eye on this Twitter account: In unrelated news, Dominic the Domineering Dimwit is standing down at the next election. A fairly easy decision I imagine when your career's in the toilet and your tiny majority is going to vanish into thin air. Shame not to see him get his arse handed to him on election night, though. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-65678955 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,887 Posted May 22, 2023 Selfish Bastard Done out of one "Portillo moment" anyway Still should be a few of them at least hopefully including one JRM 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly Ronnie 878 Posted May 23, 2023 Is Iain Duncan-Smith hangin' around for a beating? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,887 Posted May 24, 2023 Incredible 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,028 Posted May 24, 2023 Just caught up with PMQs. Paul Bristow, Tory MP for Peterborough kicked out. After the kicking taken by the Conservatives, at least three questions from their side related to complaints about how councils controlled by other parties were operating. Security Risk Suella sitting next to PM, doing her best nodding dog impression now her job is secure. With food inflation at a relative 19% (much higher for certain basic items), Sunak's response is we've had a talk with the food suppliers "to see what they can do". Still happy for the taxpayer to foot Boris' legal fees for highest quality legal representation. Gawd, it's a tawdry watch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 4,746 Posted May 24, 2023 Not sure this has ever been mentioned in these here parts, but I've come across it on Twitter. Back in the year 2000, the President of the Cambridge University Conservative Association, one Suella Fernandes, faced accusations of attempted vote rigging by offering to pay for membership of the association to close friends so they could vote for her. When challenged by the student newspaper, she denied the allegations as "completely untrue" then following a long pause added, "You can't prove anything." Honestly, you can't make this stuff up. What an absolute charlatan. To have been appointed Attorney General was a joke. To be appointed Home Secretary TWICE (once after resigning for breaking the ministerial code 2 days earlier) is an abomination. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,887 Posted May 24, 2023 https://youtu.be/DWsXIushtbI 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 4,746 Posted May 24, 2023 I hope one of these gatherings referred to the police is the fucking Abba Party in the Downing Street flat, because as far as I can tell neither the police nor Sue Gray have ever investigated it in any detail, and the BoJo apologists have always fobbed it off as being fully investigated and no charges brought. Which is (shock horror) a blatant lie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,385 Posted May 27, 2023 Johnson talks to Sky News: If everything in this diary is completely innocent and within the rules as he says, why is he so clearly furious and how is he being “stitched up”? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,887 Posted June 2, 2023 A furious Liz Truss, then international trade secretary, tried to unstitch the deal but was told by the gleeful Australians that her boss Mr Johnson had already “given away the kingdom”. Boris negotiating with the Aussies 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,887 Posted June 9, 2023 Mad Nads resigning as an MP Either she hasn't been dropped from Bojo's list (for the moment )or she's doing this to fuck over Sunak 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,385 Posted June 9, 2023 In amongst all this excitement, Labour MP Bambos Charalambous off of fabulous names has had the whip suspended whilst a complaint about his conduct is investigated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Commtech Sio Bibble 2,028 Posted June 9, 2023 1 hour ago, DCI Frank Burnside said: Either she hasn't been dropped from Bojo's list (for the moment )or she's doing this to fuck over Sunak Looks like it's the latter. I've also seen rumours that Boris is planning on doing the same. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,887 Posted June 9, 2023 Bojo's resignations dis-honours out Bet Rees Mogg fucks off now at the next GE. Has his title that he's always been angling for. EDIT: Only just seeing now Fabricunt has got one 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 4,746 Posted June 9, 2023 12 minutes ago, DCI Frank Burnside said: Bojo's resignations dis-honours out If anything ever demonstrated this government's triumph of mediocrity, this honours list does. What an absolute fucking disgrace. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly Ronnie 878 Posted June 9, 2023 Where's Kuenssberg's bauble then? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites