Deathray 2,940 Posted February 1, 2015 Lined up your teams of stiffs for the foreseeable future but still keep thinking of team names, post them here throughout the year so people can make use of them next time round, damn the three team limit.Caskets Understand No Titles (theme team: Lords, Sirs, Baronesses etc)Coffin Up No More (theme team: philanphropists)Death to All But Metal (theme team: metal bands)Dropredy Convention (theme team: fairport convention members)Guaranteed Cold at the Morgue (theme team: weather forecasts)Soon to be Broken Reeds (theme team: famous harmonica players)No Laughing Matter (theme team: astronomers)They Asked for It! (theme team: right to die campaigners)Some Mother's Don't Know 'em (theme team: orphans)Dad's Barmy (theme team: famous children of ptsd sufferers)DDP Numberwang (them team: anybody, no-one's going know the rules)Fallen Angels (them teams: child stars who went nuts)Masochistic Anarchists (theme team: 80s extremists who self-harmed)Some Battles Don't Come with a Paying Army (them team: former/seving trade union leaders with terminal illnesses)Knocking on Heavings Door (theme team: famous bishops)Final Recession (theme team: economists)Road to Kingdom Come (theme team: lindisfarne members, associates and managers)Checkmate (theme team: chess players)St Peter's Freight (theme team: famous truck drivers)Leaving Marx in History (theme team: communists)Madams for Ma'ams (theme team: high class male prostitutes)Sinking to a New Low (them team: former ship's captains)Three Wishes and Your Out (theme team: people who've played the genie in Aladdin)Played Your Cards Wrong (theme team: poker players)Scrubber Out (theme team: female porn stars)Slithereen to Extermination (theme team: doctor who cast)St Peter's Gaits (theme team: people with funny walks)Knackers Yard (theme team: famous cops) Well Red, Well Read & Well Dead (theme team: communist intellectuals) Maastricht Treaties (theme team: old tory eurosceptics) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted February 1, 2015 This is a joke, right?? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted February 1, 2015 This is a joke, right?? No, why? I've got hundreds of these! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted February 1, 2015 Im truly lost for words 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted February 1, 2015 Im truly lost for words Lost for Words - a team of former countdown and scrabble champions 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted February 1, 2015 Im truly lost for words Lost for Words - a team of former countdown and scrabble champions That's the Spirit. (which could also work as a them team of alcoholics) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted February 1, 2015 Im truly lost for words Lost for Words - a team of former countdown and scrabble champions That's the Spirit. Twat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted February 1, 2015 Im truly lost for words Lost for Words - a team of former countdown and scrabble champions That's the Spirit. Twat. Twats - A team of people with the surname fish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted February 1, 2015 Party In Sunny Saint Tropez, Afterwards Kool Exit - members of the jet set. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted February 1, 2015 Im truly lost for words Lighten up - just trying to ensure my creativity boredom doesn't go to waste. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,058 Posted February 2, 2015 Dai A Virgin (Welsh persons under 20) The Adams Family (People named Adam or have Adam(s) as a surname) This Parliament Is Dissolved (Politicians who support our "family of nations") Just Burying A Stiff (People who are expected to die during intercourse). I'll think up some more. Peace, YW. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,058 Posted February 2, 2015 Back In Your Box (People who have technically "died", been resuscitated, and spend the rest of their existence going on and on and on about the glory of heaven yada yada) Hanging's To Good For 'Em (Those who should die horribly) One Direction - Down! (Boy band members who should meet Satan) The Rights Are Going Out Across Europe (European right wing extremists). Peace, YW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,983 Posted February 2, 2015 Outside of porn star's I doubt any of these themes would ever be used "Time To Paes The Piper"Anyone who has partnered Leander Paes in an ATP or Grand Slam Doubles Match "Let Me Tell You Somethin About Rigor Mortis Brother"People who have starred in films with Hulk Hogan " Road To Kingdom Cum" Porn Stars "Well This Blows" Porn Stars "Not A James Chance to make 2016"Musicians of the No Wave Genre "Let's Go To The Morgue" How I Met Your Mother guest stars "Highway To Hell"Australian Musicians "Highway To Heil" German Musicians "Get Busy Dying"Shawshank Redemption Cast Members Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted February 2, 2015 Im truly lost for words No bother, Deathray has loads of them. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted February 2, 2015 The Wrong Trousers - persons fatally injured as a result of clothing snagging in machinery. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,476 Posted February 2, 2015 I'll just stick to plain old Pan Breed. Its so simple even my non-existent memory can recall it, and it accurately describes what I'll be at some point in the next six decades. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted February 3, 2015 Can't Change Won't Change - a team of reluctant carking types - Gabor, Ariel Sharon back in the day etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted February 3, 2015 Alcock and Brown - Well hung black Porno actors who are also historic aviation fans who die on the job or summat. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,586 Posted February 4, 2015 There has been some confusion on the DDP between three different people called Rosemary Harris. I could collect a whole team full of Rosemarys and call it Rosemarys out of Thyme Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted February 4, 2015 Nearer my god to thee - theme team of religious singers and hymn writers or religious leaders. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted February 4, 2015 Blood on the Tracks = Racing drivers in general Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,144 Posted February 4, 2015 Nearer my god to thee - theme team of religious singers and hymn writers or religious leaders. Already in use for something else Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted February 4, 2015 Ripping Yarns - Jackanory storytellers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted February 4, 2015 Nearer my god to thee - theme team of religious singers and hymn writers or religious leaders. Already in use for something else I just saw that one now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted February 4, 2015 Boys in the hood - Theme team of Trainspotters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
