gcreptile 10,979 Posted March 24, 2015 After she already had a double masectomy because of her family history, she now also had her ovaries and fallopian tubes removed: http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/mar/24/angelina-jolie-ovaries-removed-cancer-scare She decided to do this after some medical tests showed indications of early cancer. While she says that her children will not be able to say that "mom died of ovarian cancer", she's still at risk of getting cancer because of a certain "faulty" gene she inherited. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted March 24, 2015 After she already had a double masectomy because of her family history, she now also had her ovaries and fallopian tubes removed: http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/mar/24/angelina-jolie-ovaries-removed-cancer-scare Makes her the Womb Raider SC 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Stupid is as stupid does Posted March 25, 2015 Hopefully she will have her brain removed next so that she will not develop Brian cancer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,654 Posted March 25, 2015 I'm wondering if some dead pools might award partial points for those who've had more than a quarter of their body removed! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted March 25, 2015 I'm wondering if some dead pools might award partial points for those who've had more than a quarter of their body removed! I'd take all those pancreatic cancer folks who need to get the Whipple procedure done. All those 1/4 points add up! Maybe we could do it by weight. Whoever gets biggest pile of organs and glop wins. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,146 Posted March 25, 2015 After she already had a double masectomy because of her family history, she now also had her ovaries and fallopian tubes removed: http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/mar/24/angelina-jolie-ovaries-removed-cancer-scare She decided to do this after some medical tests showed indications of early cancer. While she says that her children will not be able to say that "mom died of ovarian cancer", she's still at risk of getting cancer because of a certain "faulty" gene she inherited. She's still going to die. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,534 Posted March 25, 2015 After she already had a double masectomy because of her family history, she now also had her ovaries and fallopian tubes removed: http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/mar/24/angelina-jolie-ovaries-removed-cancer-scare She decided to do this after some medical tests showed indications of early cancer. While she says that her children will not be able to say that "mom died of ovarian cancer", she's still at risk of getting cancer because of a certain "faulty" gene she inherited. She's still going to die. Perhaps they could remove all internal organs and rebuild her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted June 4, 2015 Hopefully she will have her brain removed next so that she will not develop Brian cancer. That sounds fucking horrendous. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead Wait 1,148 Posted June 4, 2015 Hopefully she will have her brain removed next so that she will not develop Brian cancer. That sounds fucking horrendous.It probably involves turning into the dog from Family Guy!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted August 19, 2015 Posting here or in the National Enquirer thread... hmm.. Angelina Jolie, is she close to death? http://www.newseveryday.com/articles/23296/20150814/angelina-jolie-brad-pitt-health-weight-loss-body-death.htm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulh85 101 Posted August 19, 2015 i cant imagine shes going to live a long a prosperous life. She seems to be shipping out any body part that might get cancer. perhaps the sweepstake here should be which organ will be next to leave the SS Jolie 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,534 Posted August 19, 2015 According to the front cover of National Enquirer, she's down to 88lbs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulh85 101 Posted August 19, 2015 According to the front cover of National Enquirer, she's down to 88lbs. thats quite a drop from being a millionaire 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mijkediablo 79 Posted August 19, 2015 According to the front cover of National Enquirer, she's down to 88lbs. That'll be because of all the bits she's had lopped off. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted December 30, 2015 Angelina has a friend in billiards champ Kelly Fisher. SC http://philboxing.com/news/story-114426.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted July 27, 2017 Diagnosed with Bell's Palsy and hypertension! http://people.com/movies/angelina-jolie-breaks-silence-on-brad-pitt-divorce-things-became-difficult/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertMugabe 437 Posted July 27, 2017 Her dad was a great actor in his day, start him his own thread someone before I do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted July 27, 2017 Is it really bad to have hypertension at Angelinas age? I tried researching this but found nothing conclusive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted July 27, 2017 31 minutes ago, The Mad Hatter said: Is it really bad to have hypertension at Angelinas age? I tried researching this but found nothing conclusive. It's alwats bad to have hypertension but it's only a problem if you don't control it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted October 17, 2017 Christina Applegate, who had a double mastectomy 9 years ago following a breast cancer diagnosis, has now had her ovaries and fallopian tubes removed to help ward off the disease. Posting here cuz, like Angeliana, she tested positive for BRCA1 and went ahead chopping herself up as a preventative measure. So I'm lumping them together, no (well perhaps some) pun intended. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted October 17, 2017 Yesterday, I briefly considered bumping this thread to post that Jolie was once supposed to ensnare African Warlord Joseph Kony in a 'honeytrap': http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4959582/Angelina-Jolie-asked-arrest-warlord-Joseph-Kony.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pampams 5 Posted October 22, 2017 On 25/03/2015 at 05:24, Guest Stupid is as stupid does said: Hopefully she will have her brain removed next so that she will not develop Brian cancer. Whose Brian? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted October 24, 2017 Whose Brian? I don think brad pitt will like the sound of that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
