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#1 Body Snatcher 44

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Posted 18 June 2015 - 10:11 AM

Not sure if a thread already exists for these guys, but...

 

Tommy Chong's rectal cancer is back again, like he needed an excuse to smoke weed anyhow. 

 

http://www.skynews.c...-to-cancer.html


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Posted 18 June 2015 - 10:38 AM

You could probably branch this out into weed heroes in general, seeing as Howard Marks is on his way out.

 

Tommy Chong's beaten cancer before, hasn't he? It'd be a huge shame to lose him, he's a bit of a hero, never gave up on his beliefs, spent time inside for selling bongs online. Hope he can fight this one too.


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Posted 18 June 2015 - 10:59 AM

Dave's not here, man.

And by "Dave" I mean "white blood cells".


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Posted 18 June 2015 - 10:59 AM

Dave's not here, man.

And by "Dave" I mean "white blood cells".

 

 

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Posted 18 June 2015 - 11:19 AM

Not sure if a thread already exists for these guys, but...

 

Tommy Chong's rectal cancer is back again, like he needed an excuse to smoke weed anyhow. 

 

http://www.skynews.c...-to-cancer.html

I thought he previously suffered from prostate not rectal cancer?


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Posted 18 June 2015 - 12:49 PM

Not sure if a thread already exists for these guys, but...
 
Tommy Chong's rectal cancer is back again, like he needed an excuse to smoke weed anyhow. 
 
http://www.skynews.c...-to-cancer.html


I love these people that declare they've 'kicked cancer's ass' (or a variation). You know they just signed a death warrant.
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Posted 18 June 2015 - 01:03 PM

 

Not sure if a thread already exists for these guys, but...

 

Tommy Chong's rectal cancer is back again, like he needed an excuse to smoke weed anyhow. 

 

http://www.skynews.c...-to-cancer.html

I thought he previously suffered from prostate not rectal cancer?

 

Yeah I was confused by the statement he "kicked cancers ass!" 


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BS' BC - 2012 = 12.
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BS' BC - 2014 = 8.

BS' BC - 2015 = 12.

BS' BC - 2016 = 11

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Blue=DDP
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Posted 18 June 2015 - 06:37 PM

Let's hope the cancer doesn't spread to his lungs becuase with all the weed his smoked he'd be fucked
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Posted 18 June 2015 - 06:41 PM

Let's hope the cancer doesn't spread to his lungs becuase with all the weed his smoked he'd be fucked

If it spreads to the lungs he is fucked with or without weed!


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Posted 18 June 2015 - 08:15 PM

The tagline for this thread really needs to be "up in smoke", it's too perfect.



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Posted 18 June 2015 - 08:33 PM

The tagline for this thread really needs to be "up in smoke", it's too perfect.


Nah.

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Posted 15 October 2015 - 03:41 AM

Tommy Chong's cancer battle has took a turn for the worst.


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Posted 15 October 2015 - 05:25 AM

Tommy Chong's cancer battle has took a turn for the worst.


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Posted 15 October 2015 - 05:58 AM

Tommy Chong's cancer battle has took a turn for the worst.

 

Right, Chong is upbeat, below the clouds and pot cures everything.



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Posted 20 December 2015 - 04:05 PM

https://twitter.com/...333358913425408 Tommy Chong announces he is still alive following a death hoax online.Looks pretty bad here though!:( He also said he had an operation in response to the hoax but didn`t say whether he was referring to the October one or a more recent one.


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Posted 20 December 2015 - 05:51 PM

Hmmm ah well I did shite in the Deathrace last time - doesn't look Gibblike to me.



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Posted 23 December 2015 - 12:25 PM

Chong gives a reddit AMA:

 

https://www.reddit.c...f_cheech_chong/

 

I'm not sure if he talks about his cancer there, it' so much to read and I think he's not a good pick (yet).


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Posted 01 January 2016 - 01:08 AM

I hope he doesnt die as he is a legend!I would have tb..ought Howard Marks and Tony Booth would have been better to choose

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Posted 01 January 2016 - 01:09 AM

#thought those two would be better stoners to choose!

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Posted 01 January 2016 - 01:10 AM

Merge this thread with the Tommy Chong thread.


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