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A left brainer writes: would the fly get an obit?

 

I'll set up my own little website, call it cowboyronnieuknews.co.uk, and it will consist of exactly one item - an obit on the living room fly.

 

Interestingly, this will make said fly more famous than approximately 40% of the people selected on various DDP teams.

 

I love satire me...

 

I suppose Josie will make up for all the old codger's miniscule points...

 

BTW folks, I've got the email re entry 07, have you?

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Well the DDL has stuck with its over 16 rule. Is this going to create a can of worms?

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A left brainer writes: would the fly get an obit?

 

I'll set up my own little website, call it cowboyronnieuknews.co.uk, and it will consist of exactly one item - an obit on the living room fly.

 

Interestingly, this will make said fly more famous than approximately 40% of the people selected on various DDP teams.

 

I love satire me...

 

I suppose Josie will make up for all the old codger's miniscule points...

 

BTW folks, I've got the email re entry 07, have you?

 

expecting 300 + entries for 2007 ......I think its amazing :P

I've mentioned the DDP to people I work with......strangely , I appear to have been sent to Coventry.... <_<

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expecting 300 + entries for 2007 ......I think its amazing :P

I've mentioned the DDP to people I work with......strangely , I appear to have been sent to Coventry.... <_<

I mentioned this site to my sister and sent her a link - she didn't reply.

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expecting 300 + entries for 2007 ......I think its amazing :banghead:

I've mentioned the DDP to people I work with......strangely , I appear to have been sent to Coventry.... <_<

I mentioned this site to my sister and sent her a link - she didn't reply.

dont expect a Christmas card from sis... :P

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I have some pretty broad minded hard-headed mates. I mentioned it to them and they thought I was a nutter. Mind, they did before.

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I have some pretty broad minded hard-headed mates. I mentioned it to them and they thought I was a nutter. Mind, they did before.

You gave us to understand that you had no mates at all, Mr. Godot. (present company excepted)

 

What's this all about?

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I have some pretty broad minded hard-headed mates. I mentioned it to them and they thought I was a nutter. Mind, they did before.

You gave us to understand that you had no mates at all, Mr. Godot. (present company excepted)

 

What's this all about?

Real mates as opposed to virtual mates. Arm wrestling mates, drinking mates, the sort of mates who strip you naked and leave you tied to a lampost on your stag do. Mates who clean you out at poker and leave you to pick up the tab in the curry house. You know, real mates.

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Since Mr Godot emailed and asked me to comment on whether a certain Ms J. Grove will be allowed to be picked in the DDP, I thought I'd pop in and say...yes. She's 16, in most respects the law now recognises her as an adult, and she comes across as being very mature for her age, so let's not get all precious about her being a child when she clearly isn't.

 

Besides, when we took a vote recently, about half of those who replied felt that children of any age should be allowed to be picked anyway. (Oddly, almost all of the female respondees said kids were fair game...I thought you lot were supposed to be all caring and maternal? :rip:)

 

That said, I won't be picking her myself because choosing people who are so terminally ill that you can practically name their date of death is no fun. Maybe next year we'll introduce a rule that people have to be famous for something other than just being ill, but for now, she stays.

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Congratulations to the following teams for selecting Joseph Barbara - BBC obit

 

1st Time And Every One A Winner

2 Days Older Than Grass

Beerbutton

Beginnings of Rigor

But I'm Not Dead Yet

Canadian Paul

Cave's Corpses

Dead By Dawn

Dead Ends

Killers of Hope

Deathlist.net

Dr Death's Diabolical Dice of Doom

Dysfunctional

Eat My Dust

Erm...Excuse Me...Aren't You...Dead?

Facing The Final Curtain

God's Waiting Room

Henry's Half-Dead Heroes

Holicman

Fox In A Box

Jodie's Cuppas

L C And The Sunshine Band

Lord Football's Snuffers

Oh, It's a Scythe!

Sandals in the Bin: The Mother Teresa Tribute Band

Six Foot Under

The 4 Hamsters of the Apocalypse

The Anfield Iron

The Doom & Gloom Room

The Great Beyond

The Living Dead

The Morbid Postman

The Newstreet Boys Death Squad

The Pale Horseman's Bucket-Kickers

T. Rex

Whoopass United

Wishin' on a (Death) Star

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My apologies, it's the Poolofdeath that still allows any one from, re-directed my lumbering heavy rock query in that direction.

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When Ruth Bernhard gets her UK obit (as she surely will) that's 5 points to Fallen Sparrow for a unique pick.

 

Times obit

Edited by Tempus Fugit

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Has anyone had their confirmation yet from the DDP guys? I'm getting a bit worried.

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Charlie Drake dies - BBC obit

 

Congratulations to the following teams,especially to "Tick Tocks Stopped Ticking", who selected him as their joker.

 

2 Days Older Than Grass

Amireallydead

Beerbutton

Church(yard) On The Hill

Down Under The Daisies

Grobler's Stiff Ones

Hardwood Surround

Jim Devine

Living In A Box

The Bitter End

Tick Tocks Stopped Ticking

Tomb It May Concern

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Charlie Drake dies - BBC obit

 

Congratulations to the following teams,especially to "Tick Tocks Stopped Ticking", who selected him as their joker.

 

2 Days Older Than Grass

Amireallydead

Beerbutton

Church(yard) On The Hill

Down Under The Daisies

Grobler's Stiff Ones

Hardwood Surround

Jim Devine

Living In A Box

The Bitter End

Tick Tocks Stopped Ticking

Tomb It May Concern

 

GREAT...another four hits before next week end....and I might win :P

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James Brown has died - BBC Obit

 

Congrats to the following teams:

 

* Dead By Dawn

* Digging The Grave

* Gerald Ford Must Die

* Get Your Kicks in 2006

* Jodie's Cuppas

* John Stalkest

* Levelled Crossing

* Oh, It's a Scythe!

* One Foot in the Grave

* Puppet Show And Siegfried Baboon's David Van Day Show

* Six Foot Under

* Thanatopsis

* The Anfield Iron

* The Doom & Gloom Room

* The Driller Killer

* Vassili Zaitsev

* Victor Spencer's Delight

* Wish Upon A Star

 

Especially John Stalkest, who not only selected Brown as his joker, but had his last hit with Derek Bailey - on December 25, 2005.

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James Brown has died - BBC Obit

 

Congrats to the following teams:

* Puppet Show And Siegfried Baboon's David Van Day Show

Especially John Stalkest, who not only selected Brown as his joker, but had his last hit with Derek Bailey - on December 25, 2005.

 

and the above, who will finally be glad to be off the bottom to avoid Rude Kid's taunts! <_<

 

Does this mean our very own Handreijka is at the bottom? :(

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James Brown has died - BBC Obit

 

Congrats to the following teams:

* Puppet Show And Siegfried Baboon's David Van Day Show

Especially John Stalkest, who not only selected Brown as his joker, but had his last hit with Derek Bailey - on December 25, 2005.

 

and the above, who will finally be glad to be off the bottom to avoid Rude Kid's taunts! <_<

 

Does this mean our very own Handreijka is at the bottom? :(

 

It would seem so, but at the moment I'm more concerned with why I have n't had confirmation that they have my team for next year's competition.

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Say it loud!

 

I'm dead and I'm proud!

 

 

Thank you from the hardest working man in the cemetary!

 

[shouting (and font) reduced -- MH]

Edited by Magere Hein

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It would seem so, but at the moment I'm more concerned with why I have n't had confirmation that they have my team for next year's competition.

 

If you read the Ruth Bernhard e-mail, they'll be sending confirmation off en-masse in the next few days.

 

I know mine has gone in as when I emailed them about removing Wilma Dykeman, they knew who my reserve was.

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Former US President, Gerald Ford has died. BBC obit

 

Congratulations to the 95 teams that selected him, especially to the following 5 teams that selected him as their joker:

 

Beginnings of Rigor

Gerald Ford Must Die

Going Green

Going Underground

The Conqueror Worm

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Congratulations to the 95 teams that selected him, especially to the following 5 teams that selected him as their joker:

 

Gerald Ford Must Die

They're going to have to change their name for next year...

 

Can't say it's going to have much standing on my DDP position - might bump me into the mid 20s but that's it :)

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Can't say it's going to have much standing on my DDP position - might bump me into the mid 20s but that's it :)

I've just been passed by a team called deathlist.net, who were one point behind me. :unsure:

 

regards,

Hein

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YEAHHHHH!!!!

 

Back in the Top 10 (just)! :unsure::)

 

 

Get in son!!

 

:)

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