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Forget about Clive Dunn and Zsa Zsa: I just came across the claim that Keanu Reeves is an immortal! :bow:

 

http://www.keanuisimmortal.com/

 

 

http://guardianlv.com/2014/04/keanu-reeves-accused-of-being-immortal/

At any rate, he's not old and/or sick enough to be seriously considered for the main list. There's an outside chance of an accidental overdose or a mad fan stabbing him in his house or something…

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He's very often sad - suicide?

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He's an action film star and as such could suffer from any of a number fatal accidents! Remember what happened to Brandon Lee.

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He's an action film star and as such could suffer from any of a number fatal accidents! Remember what happened to Brandon Lee.

Fuck off

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He's an action film star and as such could suffer from any of a number fatal accidents! Remember what happened to Brandon Lee.

Fuck off

 

Oh come on Sir C it's Xmas where's your sense of charity? Keanu probably flies by private jet and he has been stalked twice.

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Unlike God, Death doesn't take a rest after 6 days. Immortality isn't on the cards for ANY of us. And Sir Creep, go f##k yer sen wi a rusty rake, mebees yer ul catch anal tetnus. Might gi yer a chance to shut up!

 

Being a Lancashire lad, I often resort to my old tongue when I need to hand out a comeback. ;-)

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Unlike God, Death doesn't take a rest after 6 days. Immortality isn't on the cards for ANY of us. And Sir Creep, go f##k yer sen wi a rusty rake, mebees yer ul catch anal tetnus. Might gi yer a chance to shut up!

 

Being a Lancashire lad, I often resort to my old tongue when I need to hand out a comeback. ;-)

 

... Except for this jellyfish: http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/greatmomentsinscience/the-strange-life-of-the-immortal-jellyfish-dr-karl-kruszelnicki/7666380

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I'm reading Richard Dawkins 'The Selfish Gene' at the moment so actually found that very interesting.

 

However mainly I find it amusing that you have managed to find a creature that covers the immortal angle of this thread but also eats through it's arse. If only it could talk through it's arse it would be able to join in many of the threads on here. :D

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I'm reading Richard Dawkins 'The Selfish Gene' at the moment so actually found that very interesting.

 

However mainly I find it amusing that you have managed to find a creature that covers the immortal angle of this thread but also eats through it's arse. If only it could talk through it's arse it would be able to join in many of the threads on here. :D

... And many political parties around the world. :D

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Unlike God, Death doesn't take a rest after 6 days. Immortality isn't on the cards for ANY of us. And Sir Creep, go f##k yer sen wi a rusty rake, mebees yer ul catch anal tetnus. Might gi yer a chance to shut up!

 

Being a Lancashire lad, I often resort to my old tongue when I need to hand out a comeback. ;-)

 

Being a Cumbrian I'm not struggling to understand a word when you do.

 

Git among it marra!

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I just learned that Mormons apparently believe that the Apostle John is immortal, too and is evidently wandering around out there somewhere:

 

 

https://christianity.stackexchange.com/questions/11528/what-is-the-basis-of-the-lds-mormon-belief-that-the-apostle-john-never-died

 

Here is some more fun stuff on it  (the guy in the last post is completely bonkers):

 

https://community.logos.com/forums/p/5586/43398.aspx

 

 

EDIT:  More from this conspiracy theory site:  http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread784068/pg1  

 

:P 

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7 hours ago, Davey Jones' Locker said:

I just learned that Mormons apparently believe that the Apostle John is immortal, too and is evidently wandering around out there somewhere:

 

 

https://christianity.stackexchange.com/questions/11528/what-is-the-basis-of-the-lds-mormon-belief-that-the-apostle-john-never-died

 

Here is some more fun stuff on it  (the guy in the last post is completely bonkers):

 

https://community.logos.com/forums/p/5586/43398.aspx

 

 

EDIT:  More from this conspiracy theory site:  http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread784068/pg1  

 

:P 

Alien anthropology graduate students/researchers?

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On 2016-8-2 at 19:18, Grim Up North said:

I'm reading Richard Dawkins 'The Selfish Gene' at the moment so actually found that very interesting.

 

However mainly I find it amusing that you have managed to find a creature that covers the immortal angle of this thread but also eats through it's arse. If only it could talk through it's arse it would be able to join in many of the threads on here. :D

Interesting article on old age and attempts to stop its effects:  http://www.abc.net.au/news/health/2017-06-14/can-you-die-from-old-age/8605896

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