DevonDeathTrip 2,341 Posted July 23, 2015 Strange goings on in LA, where the remains of a man called Jeffery Lash have been found decomposing outside his address. A search of his home revealed he was the owner of 1200 guns and six tons of ammunition. Meanwhile, Mr Lash's fiancee has provided police with the perfectly straightforward explanation that she believed he was "A secret government agent, but not entirely human. He was part alien and part human and was out to save the world,” 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,614 Posted July 24, 2015 Strange goings on in LA, where the remains of a man called Jeffery Lash have been found decomposing outside his address. A search of his home revealed he was the owner of 1200 guns and six tons of ammunition. Meanwhile, Mr Lash's fiancee has provided police with the perfectly straightforward explanation that she believed he was "A secret government agent, but not entirely human. He was part alien and part human and was out to save the world, That crazy bitch probably shot him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted July 24, 2015 how the fuck does anyone own 1200 guns? that is a typo surely ! he'd need an extra house to put them all in /! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 20,769 Posted July 28, 2015 Woman wakes up inside coffin after being declared dead: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3177558/German-doctor-charged-declaring-92-year-old-woman-dead-wake-inside-coffin-funeral-home-hours-later.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,521 Posted July 28, 2015 how the fuck does anyone own 1200 guns? that is a typo surely ! he'd need an extra house to put them all in /! I think he had a storage unit where they were all kept. If you watch the video clip on the site they show part of the haul that they recovered. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,063 Posted August 16, 2015 A man who had a stroke and spent 20 hours unconscious in a Sydney hospital toilet before he was found, has died. The man went to the Royal North Shore hospital on Monday for an appointment in the outpatient clinic, and when he failed to present himself to the clinic staff, he was listed as a “no show”. He was found on Tuesday in a hospital toilet, sparking a major investigation into how he went unnoticed for so long. On Saturday, the hospital confirmed the man had died. When you gotta go, you gotta go. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,063 Posted August 26, 2015 A San Francisco Bay-area man died after being run over by a World War Two-era tank during a family reunion over the weekend at a property owned by the chairman of Jelly Belly Candy Co, officials and the family said. The California Highway Patrol said 54-year-old Kevin Wright was riding on the front of the 1944 model M5 tank on Saturday afternoon when he lost his balance and fell in front of the vehicle as it traveled down a hill. Looks like the old girl still had one in her! SC http://1065thebuzz.com/news/articles/2015/aug/25/man-dies-after-run-over-by-tank-at-jelly-belly-chairmans-california-property/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,820 Posted September 7, 2015 Three elderly japanese people fell to their death from the same nursing home veranda in the past two months: http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2015/09/07/national/three-seniors-fell-from-nursing-homes-verandas-late-last-year-no-suicide-notes-found/#.Ve1QX_ntlBc No suicide notes were found, but it could be that they were pushed to their death by a worker who has quit the job by now. The more interesting possibility is that these were simply curious accidents which is what the nursing home says. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,483 Posted September 7, 2015 Three elderly japanese people fell to their death from the same nursing home veranda in the past two months: http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2015/09/07/national/three-seniors-fell-from-nursing-homes-verandas-late-last-year-no-suicide-notes-found/#.Ve1QX_ntlBc No suicide notes were found, but it could be that they were pushed to their death by a worker who has quit the job by now. The more interesting possibility is that these were simply curious accidents which is what the nursing home says. Hmmm What are the film rights worth? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,331 Posted September 7, 2015 Three elderly japanese people fell to their death from the same nursing home veranda in the past two months: http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2015/09/07/national/three-seniors-fell-from-nursing-homes-verandas-late-last-year-no-suicide-notes-found/#.Ve1QX_ntlBc No suicide notes were found, but it could be that they were pushed to their death by a worker who has quit the job by now. The more interesting possibility is that these were simply curious accidents which is what the nursing home says. Hmmm What are the film rights worth? I'll have "someone attributes it to ghosts before October" for ten, thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,063 Posted September 7, 2015 Three elderly japanese people fell to their death from the same nursing home veranda in the past two months: http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2015/09/07/national/three-seniors-fell-from-nursing-homes-verandas-late-last-year-no-suicide-notes-found/#.Ve1QX_ntlBc No suicide notes were found, but it could be that they were pushed to their death by a worker who has quit the job by now. The more interesting possibility is that these were simply curious accidents which is what the nursing home says. Hmmm What are the film rights worth? I'll have "someone attributes it to ghosts before October" for ten, thanks. Put Sir Creep down for a fiver on "you know that joke about greasing the steps at the rest home?...." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,820 Posted September 7, 2015 Three elderly japanese people fell to their death from the same nursing home veranda in the past two months: http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2015/09/07/national/three-seniors-fell-from-nursing-homes-verandas-late-last-year-no-suicide-notes-found/#.Ve1QX_ntlBc No suicide notes were found, but it could be that they were pushed to their death by a worker who has quit the job by now. The more interesting possibility is that these were simply curious accidents which is what the nursing home says. Hmmm What are the film rights worth? I'll have "someone attributes it to ghosts before October" for ten, thanks. Put Sir Creep down for a fiver on "you know that joke about greasing the steps at the rest home?...." I'm on board with the ghost theory. It's probably the ghost of a former patient in that home who was buried alive after unqualified personnel falsely declared his/her death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,820 Posted November 13, 2015 Transgender man "in a relationship with his adopted hormone-injecting son" found dead with his face skinned off: http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2015/11/13/national/crime-legal/man-found-dead-fussa-flat-facially-skinned/#.VkYTH_kveUk 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,614 Posted November 18, 2015 (edited) Former NFL quarterback Doug Flutie has announced that both his parents died within an hour of each other, this morning: http://abc7chicago.com/sports/former-nfl-quarterback-doug-fluties-parents-die-within-an-hour-of-each-other/1090220/ So I came up with the idea for a thread about partners/spouses/twins/siblings/etc. dying within days, preferably hours, of each other. Edited November 18, 2015 by DevonDeathTrip Nice idea RadGuy, but we already have a discussion going about this sort of thing. Threads merged. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RandomCanadian 105 Posted November 22, 2015 Former NFL quarterback Doug Flutie has announced that both his parents died within an hour of each other, this morning: http://abc7chicago.com/sports/former-nfl-quarterback-doug-fluties-parents-die-within-an-hour-of-each-other/1090220/ So I came up with the idea for a thread about partners/spouses/twins/siblings/etc. dying within days, preferably hours, of each other. A woman I worked with her parents died within minutes of each other. Both on their respective deathbeds the mum kept asking if the dad was dead yet. When her family finally said yes he was gone she died. She apparently said that she was going to outlive the rotten cheating bastard. Mission accomplished Mrs C. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,398 Posted November 23, 2015 Former NFL quarterback Doug Flutie has announced that both his parents died within an hour of each other, this morning: http://abc7chicago.com/sports/former-nfl-quarterback-doug-fluties-parents-die-within-an-hour-of-each-other/1090220/ So I came up with the idea for a thread about partners/spouses/twins/siblings/etc. dying within days, preferably hours, of each other. A woman I worked with her parents died within minutes of each other. Both on their respective deathbeds the mum kept asking if the dad was dead yet. When her family finally said yes he was gone she died. She apparently said that she was going to outlive the rotten cheating bastard. Mission accomplished Mrs C. An uncle and aunt couple of me mum's died on the same day, Aunt Mien a few hours before Uncle Jan. Mien had been suffering some form of cancer, Jan from emphysema. Both were in their late 70s and AFAIK they were quite fond of each other. The atmosphere at their funeral was remarkably chipper. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,063 Posted November 26, 2015 Dies twerking on top of moving vehicle. It's a dumpy male vs a proper twerking female so all for the best. SC http://www.nydailynews.com/amp/news/national/georgia-teenager-dies-tragic-accident-twerking-friend-jeep-article-1.2447509?force_desktop=true?force_desktop=true 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted November 26, 2015 Dies twerking on top of moving vehicle. It's a dumpy male vs a proper twerking female so all for the best. SC http://www.nydailynews.com/amp/news/national/georgia-teenager-dies-tragic-accident-twerking-friend-jeep-article-1.2447509?force_desktop=true?force_desktop=true It would never have happened had he been dancing the Charleston. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,820 Posted December 7, 2015 Obituary for Father Christmas retracted: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35009259 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,942 Posted December 7, 2015 Obituary for Father Christmas retracted: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35009259 Thank fuck. I thought for a minute that medical marijuana loving North Pole politician had died afore the new year. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,063 Posted March 18, 2016 Former NFL quarterback Doug Flutie has announced that both his parents died within an hour of each other, this morning: http://abc7chicago.com/sports/former-nfl-quarterback-doug-fluties-parents-die-within-an-hour-of-each-other/1090220/ So I came up with the idea for a thread about partners/spouses/twins/siblings/etc. dying within days, preferably hours, of each other. A woman I worked with her parents died within minutes of each other. Both on their respective deathbeds the mum kept asking if the dad was dead yet. When her family finally said yes he was gone she died. She apparently said that she was going to outlive the rotten cheating bastard. Mission accomplished Mrs C. I don't exactly see where threads were 'merged' and prefer that RadGuy's idea for a separate thread had taken hold. Alas..... Randy Kitson passed away March 4. Daughter Rose Collins says it may have been a stroke that caused his sudden death, but doctors aren't certain. "We are not even sure what happened, because all of the heart scans looked good." Just hours after his passing, the health of Randy's wife of nearly 13 years, Judith Kitson, became Collins' priority. On Sunday, just 44 hours after her husband Randy's death, Judith passed away. Judith was fighting cancer in her bones and lungs. Her diagnosis was almost one year ago. Collins says in recent weeks her mother's health was strong and stable. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,820 Posted March 23, 2016 This mormon missionary has survived three terror attacks: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3505243/It-s-blessing-God-s-alive-American-Mormon-injured-brush-terrorism-Brussels-surviving-Boston-bombing-Paris-attacks.html This morning, my favorite german news site had the count at two, now it's three. Soon, it's goin gto turn out that he is a walking ISIS magnet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 15,945 Posted March 23, 2016 This mormon missionary has survived three terror attacks: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3505243/It-s-blessing-God-s-alive-American-Mormon-injured-brush-terrorism-Brussels-surviving-Boston-bombing-Paris-attacks.html This morning, my favorite german news site had the count at two, now it's three. Soon, it's goin gto turn out that he is a walking ISIS magnet. Hang on ... the Daily Mail says he was "a block away" from the incident in Boston. That's a fair distance. And only that he was "in Paris" when last year's attacks took place. So in fact he's been involved in one terrorist attack. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,398 Posted March 23, 2016 This mormon missionary has survived three terror attacks: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3505243/It-s-blessing-God-s-alive-American-Mormon-injured-brush-terrorism-Brussels-surviving-Boston-bombing-Paris-attacks.html This morning, my favorite german news site had the count at two, now it's three. Soon, it's goin gto turn out that he is a walking ISIS magnet. Hang on ... the Daily Mail says he was "a block away" from the incident in Boston. That's a fair distance. And only that he was "in Paris" when last year's attacks took place. So in fact he's been involved in one terrorist attack. Ah, lying for Jesus, that's ok. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,791 Posted March 23, 2016 This mormon missionary has survived three terror attacks: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3505243/It-s-blessing-God-s-alive-American-Mormon-injured-brush-terrorism-Brussels-surviving-Boston-bombing-Paris-attacks.html This morning, my favorite german news site had the count at two, now it's three. Soon, it's goin gto turn out that he is a walking ISIS magnet. Hang on ... the Daily Mail says he was "a block away" from the incident in Boston. That's a fair distance. And only that he was "in Paris" when last year's attacks took place. So in fact he's been involved in one terrorist attack. I survived the Twin Towers and narrowly avoided being stuck down a Chilean mine. I watched it on Sky News. And that time that bullet whistled past my head as I sat on the grassy knoll, well....... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites