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Didn't score tonight. I'm sure celebs all over the world will be happy. :-D

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Even worse he went off injured - could be a death drought coming up.

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Even worse he went off injured - could be a death drought coming up.

 

Arsene Wenger is concerned

 

Obviously he was hoping for more hits for his DDP team.

Personally I think it's for our own good. It's about time the rest of us step up and play our part and stop relying on Ramsey to bail us out the shit. We can't keep expecting him to produce the goods week after week. I think we should sell him and look to invest the proceeds in a more rounded group of players who can reliably provide 2 or 3 hits each a season. We'll be better off in the long term.

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If he had scored against Hull, he would have been responsible for the death of George Martin.

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I'm still firmly off the belief the Aaron Ramsay effect could flimsily be applied to any footballer. Some are 4 days away from his goal for fucks sake.

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So, anyone want to look again at the first post and update?

 

 

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Here's a template for all of his goals for club and country. I got bored very quickly.

 

 

1.       5th January 2008 – Vampira or Edmund Hillary?

2.       26th April 2008 – Albert Hofmann?

3.       21st October 2008 – Studs Terkel? (10 days later)

4.       22nd August 2009  - Ted Kennedy? 25/8/2009

5.       14th October 2009 – Joseph Wiseman 19/10/2009

6.       14th November 2009 – Antonia de Nigris 16/11/2009

7.       5th December 2009 – Gene Barry 9/12/2009

8.       30th December 2009

9.       3rd January 2010  (both Jean Simmons, 22/1/2010?)

10.   22nd February 2011

11.   1st May 2011 – Osama Bin Laden 2/5/2011

12.   27th May 2011

13.   2nd September 2011

14.   2nd October 2011 – Steve Jobs 5/10/2011

15.   7th October 2011

16.   19th October 2011 – Gaddaffi 20/10/2011

17.   11th February 2012 – Whitney Houston 11/2/2012

18.   3rd October 2012

19.   22nd March 2013

20.   14th May 2013 – Jorge Videla 17/5/2013

21.   21st August 2013

22.   27th August 2013

23.   6th September 2013

24.   14th September 2013

25.   18th September 2013 – Ken Norton 18/9/2013

26.   22nd September 2013

27.   28th September 2013

28.   15th October 2013

29.   19th October 2013

30.   2nd November 2013

31.   6th November 2013

32.   30th November 2013 – Paul Walker 30/11/2013

33.   20th April 2014 – Hurricane Carter 20/4/2014

34.   11th May 2014 – HR Giger 12/05/2014

35.   17th May 2014

36.   10th August 2014 – Robin Williams 11/08/2014

37.   16th August 2014

38.   23rd August 2014 – Richard Attenborough (damn him)

39.   6th December 2014

40.   9th December 2014

41.   14th March 2015

42.   17th March 2015

43.   28th March 2015

44.   11th April 2015

45.   4th May 2015

46.   13th October 2015

47.   17th October 2015

48.   5th December 2015

49.   13th December 2015

50.   9th January 2016 – Bowie 10/1/2016

51.   13th January 2016 – Alan Rickman 14/1/2016

52.   5th March 2016 – Nancy Reagan 13/3/2016

53.    20th June 2016

54.   7th January 2017

55.   11th March 2017

56.   21st May 2017

57.   27th May 2017

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Scored for Wales not so long ago.

 

8.       30th December 2009 - Lhasa de Sela 1/1/2010

12.   27th May 2011 - Jeff Conaway / Gil Scott-Heron (27/05/2011)

22.   27th August 2013 - Seamus Heaney 30/08/2013

23.   6th September 2013 - Ray Dolby 12/09/2013

27.   28th September 2013 - Tom Clancy 1/10/2013

29.   19th October 2013 - Marcia Wallace 25/10/2013 (or maybe Lou Reed?)

41.   14th March 2015 - Mike Porcaro 15/03/2015

44.   11th April 2015 - Percy Sledge 14/04/2015

56.   21st May 2017 - Roger Moore 23/05/2017

57.   27th May 2017 - Gregg Allman 27/05/2017

58.   11st June 2017

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48 minutes ago, ObakeFilter said:

Scored for Wales not so long ago.

 

58.   11th June 2017

Well then, now we know how Liz Dawn's operation will go.

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That Ramsey, he's killed more people than recent London terrorists and Glasgow binmen put together...

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Aaron Ramsey : serial killer

 

 

 

 

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Unbelievable!

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Would Christie have not died before Ramsay's goal yesterday? Ramsay scored at around 8.35pm last night and Christie's death broke around 10pm so no way his death and the announcement would have come within that timescale.  

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Well known celeb serial killer Aaron Ramsey has scored again. Lock up your childhood heroes, if any still live after the last 3 years...

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5 minutes ago, msc said:

Well known celeb serial killer Aaron Ramsey has scored again. Lock up your childhood heroes, if any still live after the last 3 years...

Forgot to mention, he scored on July 15th, if I recall correctly.

 

Martin Landau and George Romero then died.

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14 minutes ago, msc said:

Well known celeb serial killer Aaron Ramsey has scored again. Lock up your childhood heroes, if any still live after the last 3 years...

And now, we wait...

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Bryan Murray? He was a legendary coach in hockey...

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It could be days before we find out who he murdered.

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7 minutes ago, Spade_Cooley said:

The entire population of Pyongyang?

 

They stretch this out another few months, someone somewhere's going for the sneak Pak Doo-ik DDP spot next year.

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Wonder if the new host is going to have to ban deaths by nuclear weapons if it gets anymore tense between the US and North Korea. Still, I think North Korea is still playing a game, but Trump isn't really making the situation better...

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