TAFKAG 70 Posted June 17, 2008 Trouble, the dog that was left $6m by Leona Helmsley has been receiving death threats More trouble for Trouble, as she loses $10m of her $12m inheritance. No more foie gras for you, it's back to the Winalot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted June 23, 2008 Ayveq the "wanking walrus" has died Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted June 24, 2008 Wanking Walrus...for a second there I thought you meant Ayveq the "wanking walrus" has died Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted July 9, 2008 Germans struggles to come to terms with the serial killer in their midst - The Ruhr Valley Rabbit Ripper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted July 26, 2008 Snooker-'playing' dog Blue will sadly never realise his ambition of a match against Terrier Griffiths as he's been run over by his owner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted July 27, 2008 Snooker-'playing' dog Blue will sadly never realise his ambition of a match against Terrier Griffiths as he's been run over by his owner. In snookering terms, that was the owner's worst-ever "brake". Although grinding through a frame with Griffiths would have probably done the job anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted July 31, 2008 A A Milne lied to us! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted July 31, 2008 A A Milne lied to us! So they could shoot it with a regular gun, but not a tranquilizer? I can bearly believe that. What a grizzly ending. Etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted July 31, 2008 A A Milne lied to us! So they could shoot it with a regular gun, but not a tranquilizer? I can bearly believe that. What a grizzly ending. Etc. I think they Pooh-Poohed that idea. Surely having eaten all the hunny, the bear of very little brain would have gone halfway up the stairs for a nap? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dave to the Grave 11 Posted August 13, 2008 US woman beats hog talking US men. An Olympian effort, if I ever saw one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted August 14, 2008 Bigfoot found dead, apparently. Or it could all be a big hoax. Scientific and DNA test results due to be announced at a press release on Friday. My money's on a hoax and publicity stunt for something or other, but you never know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted August 15, 2008 Bigfoot found dead, apparently. Or it could all be a big hoax. Scientific and DNA test results due to be announced at a press release on Friday.My money's on a hoax and publicity stunt for something or other, but you never know. Hoax by the look of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted August 16, 2008 A A Milne lied to us! So they could shoot it with a regular gun, but not a tranquilizer? I can bearly believe that. What a grizzly ending. Etc. I think they Pooh-Poohed that idea. Surely having eaten all the hunny, the bear of very little brain would have gone halfway up the stairs for a nap? This does not bode well for piglets Entirely Surrounded by Water. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted August 22, 2008 Colin the (female) whale has sadly been 'humanely euthanised'. Or not, according to Cherie Curchod... "Then they dragged it to a closed tent and all the while they dragged it, it was flapping its tail, blowing out of its head and moving and trying to get away" Anyway, better news regarding Mr Splashy Pants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted September 4, 2008 A bit of happy news - Amy's drug buddy Xiguang is getting clean. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Strangelove 14 Posted September 23, 2008 Pig holds woman hostage. Yes really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted September 23, 2008 Egyptian donkey arrested for theft The law is an ass Whatever, this is just becoming stupid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted October 10, 2008 Croc fingered. But a return to the wild has been ruled out for the largest of the three, a 4.3 metre long male, which had shown aggressive territorial behaviour and would probably now be sent to a farm, said Michael Devery, a spokesman for the Environmental Protection Agency. Looks like it's going to be handbags at dawn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted October 10, 2008 Have the Japanese not seen Planet of the Apes? "You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!...oh, and a packet of Pork Scratchings while you're there please." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted October 12, 2008 Dove of peace dies during ceremony. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadtowrites 2 Posted October 26, 2008 Royal glue factory Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted November 8, 2008 Animal! This is nothing new - there are plenty of speeding muppets on my estate. Yours Lard (who is £60 lighter and 3 points heavier after being caught on the Bath bypass at 61mph ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted November 10, 2008 Gus "the world ugliest dog", has died of cancer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted November 10, 2008 Gus "the world ugliest dog", has died of cancer I thought you were telling us that Sarah Palin had solved the Obama's puppy problem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
