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Revenge is sweet.

 

(Although the mouse still died)

Flamin' gnawer! (As Alf says on Neighbours) (Apparently)

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Revenge is sweet.

 

(Although the mouse still died)

Flamin' gnawer! (As Alf says on Neighbours) (Apparently)

the rodent was apparently the man's best friend - they got along like a mouse on fire

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Cyclops kitten is real.

 

It's also dead.

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TERRIERS

........ a song by Bruce "Powerjerk" McCulloch

 

Terriers are my very favourite breed,

Cute and cuddly easy dogs to feed.

They'll help bring you up whenever you are down,

Terriers average 20lbs.

 

When I walk around in the Terrier town

one thing that makes me down is when

people put... bandanas...

on their dogs.

 

Terriers are my very favourite breed,

Cute and cuddly easy dogs to feed.

Terriers were there in the 11th century,

Napoleon had one to prevent misery.

 

Terriers are good with the aged,

Studies show that they prolong old peoples' lives.

No one wants to die, like this guy died:

Die! Die! ... Die! Die! ... Die! Die!... Die! Die! Worms eating your... eyes.

 

[spoken] You know those mornings when you just can't get out of bed, and you'd call in sick, if you had a job?

You know those mornings when you just want to watch tv, eat cornchips, and masturbate? (sure you do!)

Well, when those days happen... I want you to start thinking about my friends,

my little furry waterproof pals... You know I'm talking about... [/spoken]

 

Les terriers sont mes types favorites,

jolie, charmant, pas de problème à maintenire.

Ils donnent du joie quand tu c'es blu,

Les terriers sont à peu prêt vingt livres.

 

Give Terriers a chance (yeah!)

Do the Terrier dance (no let's not)...

So if you want your love to show,

if you want your love to grow,

Then go Terri -

go Terri -

go Terrierrrrrrrrrr.

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I would say yes...but I doubt that chimp is still alive.

 

Given that the Thames whale got many mentions at the weekend, I'm sure a chimp is valid.

 

I don't know what the official rules are - but what's the difference between a clever chimp and a stupid human?

 

You can't tell the difference in my local Wetherspoons on Friday nights.

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That's a shame because, in general, animals don't live as long.

 

If I were to chose a top five animal death list it would be:

 

1 - Genghis, Eastenders.

2 - Bouncer 5 - Neigbours

3 - Magic - Timmy Mallet's cockatiel (if it's still alive)

4 - Meg - Blue Peter dog

5 - Cassie - Susan Kennedy/Smith's sheep on Neighbours, if still alive.

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Two giraffes have died in a fire at Paignton zoo.

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I had a dream last night where a big ass raccoon was chasing a cat down the street, trying to kill it. All I had to defend it was a rake, but I was afraid of getting bit by the raccoon, so I stood by and did nothing.

 

I guess the moral of the story was that you'll never get what you want if you aren't willing to get a little hurt, but maybe someone can tie the dream to a DL candidate?

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Matilda, the world's oldest chicken, had died at the age of 16.

 

I'll refrain from comment.

Chicken soup tomorrow?

 

regards,

Hein

 

For some reason, the first thought that came to my head when I read that was "It'd be a bit stringy, probably like Gerald Ford." It makes no sense, but I thought I'd share just to get within 50 posts of post-twuntdom. :D

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A whole site for animal killing & dying ...

 

Here

More

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I ran over a badger last night on the way home from work. It didn't die outright, I had to finish it off with a shovel. :rolleyes:

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I ran over a badger last night on the way home from work. It didn't die outright, I had to finish it off with a shovel. :rolleyes:

I usually find a cheese plate and a brandy help round off a meal best.

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I ran over a badger last night on the way home from work. It didn't die outright, I had to finish it off with a shovel. :rolleyes:

I usually find a cheese plate and a brandy help round off a meal best.

I've eaten quite a few unusual foods, but shovel isn't one of them. Or badger, for that matter.

 

regards,

Hein

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I knew deathlisters would help me with my post-traumatic stress !!

 

At least I didn't do what this man does

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