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Britains oldest spider

That article doesn't actually say it was the oldest spider, just the biggest.

Same thing.

Not necessarily....

 

*sigh* Ok then, she was the biggest, but I can't really think of any other spider older than her.

Can you think of any other spider at all?!

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Mr Jackson said it was a myth that the spiders ate birds, but in their natural habitat they fed on small mammals and frogs.

Well perhaps there should have been more thought before naming it the 'goliath birdeater tarantula' then.

 

I imagine that name in itself probably helped it avoid a few fights during its lifetime. <_<

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Britains oldest spider

That article doesn't actually say it was the oldest spider, just the biggest.

Same thing.

Not necessarily....

 

*sigh* Ok then, she was the biggest, but I can't really think of any other spider older than her.

Can you think of any other spider at all?!

 

erm....................Spiderman?

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I love this bit:

 

"There was another truck full of snakes and alligators that was an hour ahead of them, so luckily we didn't have to deal with the alligators"

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You'll all be relieved to learn that this rabid squirrel has gone to meet its maker.

 

"Officers had previously tried to subdue the animal with pepper spray"

 

Hope they followed correct procedure and read it it's rights!

 

Can't wait for the follow-up speech from George W. reassuring us all that "the US will leave no stone unturned in in its continuing fight against terror squirrels, etc. etc."

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This squirrel caused power cuts to 10,000 homes!

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This squirrel caused power cuts to 10,000 homes!

 

Are you sure it was that squirrel. He looks quite well all things considered.

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This squirrel caused power cuts to 10,000 homes!

 

Are you sure it was that squirrel. He looks quite well all things considered.

I can't be sure if it was that squirrel (photographed before the event) or some other squirrel. They all look pretty much alike to me.

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Man dies from rabbit flu.

 

The bird flu...the rabbit flu... I don't know what is next. Walk into a rain forest and have a weird encounter, you might become famous?

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Apparently there's an even more deadly version you can catch from fireplaces - it's called chimney flu.......

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Apparently there's an even more deadly version you can catch from fireplaces - it's called chimney flu.......

 

And there's that other one that you can catch from martial art types in the Orient and you say 'what kung flu that?'

 

Maryport? TLC? Can I borrow one of your coats, I'm leaving...

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Apparently there's an even more deadly version you can catch from fireplaces - it's called chimney flu.......
And there's that other one that you can catch from martial art types in the Orient and you say 'what kung flu that?'

Bird fanciers much fear an avian variety of that disease. They even made a film about it: One Flu Over The Cuckoo's Nest.

 

I think my coat is already on the pavement.

 

regards,

Hein

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Apparently there's an even more deadly version you can catch from fireplaces - it's called chimney flu.......
And there's that other one that you can catch from martial art types in the Orient and you say 'what kung flu that?'

Bird fanciers much fear an avian variety of that disease. They even made a film about it: One Flu Over The Cuckoo's Nest.

 

I think my coat is already on the pavement.

 

regards,

Hein

 

....stomping coats and running away screaming....

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Bubba the Grouper, the first fish in history known to have received chemotherapy and bounce back from cancer, has died.

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