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At least I didn't do what this man does

I feel a bit guilty in that respect. Many years ago my dad came home with a deer he'd run over. It was good food.

 

regards,

Hein

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Oooooo-er. Disappointing that a man with the wherewithal to seduce a goat cannot prevent himself being captured and tied up by the goatherd.

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An Arizona fire chief was arrested this weekend

after being found in his neighbour's barn with

his trouser down and a lamb by his side.

Leroy Johnson had been drinking and was observed

dragging the animal into his barn. When

confronted by his neighbour, Mr Alan Goats,

he confessed saying, "You caught me Alan,

I tried to f*ck your sheep":

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it's harold again. trying to convince other sheep they

can fly.

 

but think of the commercial possiblities should they

succed.

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An Arizona fire chief was arrested this weekend

after being found in his neighbour's barn with

his trouser down and a lamb by his side.

Leroy Johnson had been drinking and was observed

dragging the animal into his barn. When

confronted by his neighbour, Mr Alan Goats,

he confessed saying, "You caught me Alan,

I tried to f*ck your sheep":

 

 

i forgot to say-

 

i know this guy!!!!!!!!!

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i forgot to say-

 

i know this guy!!!!!!!!!

 

I..emmm bahh, baahhhh Wouldn't say that too loud man....ye'll be getting all us Trekkies a really baaahd name :o

 

P.S. I hope you haven't got a life sized sheep cutout !!!

 

regards

scsi

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i forgot to say-

 

i know this guy!!!!!!!!!

 

I..emmm bahh, baahhhh Wouldn't say that too loud man....ye'll be getting all us Trekkies a really baaahd name :o

 

P.S. I hope you haven't got a life sized sheep cutout !!!

 

regards

scsi

 

i meant the guy who owns the sheep. evil minded people, geez.

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i forgot to say-

 

i know this guy!!!!!!!!!

 

I..emmm bahh, baahhhh Wouldn't say that too loud man....ye'll be getting all us Trekkies a really baaahd name :o

 

P.S. I hope you haven't got a life sized sheep cutout !!!

 

regards

scsi

 

i meant the guy who owns the sheep. evil minded people, geez.

 

Its the fire chief I empathise with,thought it was on fire, just getting his hose out & BAM,scurrilous accusations flying about.

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Butterfly Bob

 

‘‘It seems so funny over just a butterfly, but he meant a lot to people’’

 

:)

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Butterfly Bob

 

‘‘It seems so funny over just a butterfly, but he meant a lot to people’’

 

:)

 

There's just... so many jokes going through my head right now I couldn't even get one down. I sat with the reply window open for like, five minutes, before I gave up. Something about dying a virgin or missing another one on the DDP...

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Seven horses have died at the Cheltenham Festival. That's a lot of dogfood.

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I knew I should have bought shares in Pritt-Stik!

 

Or Fray Bentos. :unsure:

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i forgot to say-

 

i know this guy!!!!!!!!!

 

I..emmm bahh, baahhhh Wouldn't say that too loud man....ye'll be getting all us Trekkies a really baaahd name :unsure:

 

P.S. I hope you haven't got a life sized sheep cutout !!!

 

regards

scsi

 

i meant the guy who owns the sheep. evil minded people, geez.

 

Its the fire chief I empathise with,thought it was on fire, just getting his hose out & BAM,scurrilous accusations flying about.

 

 

but the worst part is the sheep was UNDERAGE!!!!!

 

 

he is in trouble because it wasn't his. apparently, if it had belonged to him, everything would be peachy.

 

"damn it, jim! i'm a doctor, not a vetranary phsycologist!"

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Downing Street cat Humphrey has died.

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Wikipedia has an extensive obituary of Humphrey the Downing street cat for those who are interested

 

No one is, its A CAT!! (does that make me a post whore)?

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Wikipedia has an extensive obituary of Humphrey the Downing street cat for those who are interested

 

No one is, its A CAT!! (does that make me a post whore)?

 

Yes! ;)

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Wikipedia has an extensive obituary of Humphrey the Downing street cat for those who are interested

 

No one is, its A CAT!! (does that make me a post whore)?

 

Yes! ;)

I am interested because I like cats (better than people in most cases) and I am probably a post whore and I DON'T CARE

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Adwaitya the (apparently) 225 year old tortoise has died
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