gcreptile 10,211 Posted January 19, 2019 Noel Conway is going to publish an autobiography: https://www.shropshirestar.com/news/health/2019/01/16/terminally-ill-shrewsbury-man-noel-conway-pens-two-books/ Still alive then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,983 Posted January 19, 2019 4 minutes ago, gcreptile said: Noel Conway is going to publish an autobiography: https://www.shropshirestar.com/news/health/2019/01/16/terminally-ill-shrewsbury-man-noel-conway-pens-two-books/ Still alive then. And fairly popular in the DDP - though I'm surprised he isn't more popular http://www.derbydeadpool.co.uk/deadpool2019/celebs_C.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banana 855 Posted January 20, 2019 Remember Kristin Hallenga? Well BBC just gave us an update on her over her 10-year battle with terminal stage 4 breast cancer. Quote Kris's cancer had already spread to her pelvis, liver and hips and she also had a tumour in her brain. How the flying fuck is she still breathing??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,983 Posted January 20, 2019 6 hours ago, Banana said: Remember Kristin Hallenga? Well BBC just gave us an update on her over her 10-year battle with terminal stage 4 breast cancer. How the flying fuck is she still breathing??? Hmm DL Cup selection beckons, eh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted January 21, 2019 23 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: Hmm DL Cup selection beckons, eh Lol do you give away movie endings and tell children Santa isn’t real in your time away from DL? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,983 Posted January 21, 2019 3 hours ago, Sir Creep said: Lol do you give away movie endings and tell children Santa isn’t real in your time away from DL? Murder on the Orient Express - it's hidden in plain sight; they all seem guilty because they all ARE guilty! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,001 Posted January 21, 2019 3 hours ago, Sir Creep said: Lol do you give away movie endings and tell children Santa isn’t real in your time away from DL? It turns out Anna Kendrick and the husband have been in cahoots in recent times - Blake Lively discovers this, shoots him but doesn't realise that Kendrick is livestreaming from a hidden camera. She runs outside and gets hit by a car. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,211 Posted January 22, 2019 Naser Ullah Khan has "weeks, if not days" left to live and is now being charged 32.000 pounds for getting somewhat "unnecessary" treatment by the NHS: https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jan/22/dying-man-bill-thousands-pounds-nhs-treatment Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,211 Posted February 3, 2019 Darren Easton, unique DDP pick, Deathrace pick, and who knows where else: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/woman-given-amazing-gift-husband-13942903 Died on January 23rd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 18,926 Posted February 4, 2019 Latest on P@ul1ne Hunt, who is too ill for chemo: https://www.sundaypost.com/fp/politician-demands-inquiry-into-double-transplant-tragedy/ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted February 4, 2019 59 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: Latest on P@ul1ne Hunt, who is too ill for chemo: https://www.sundaypost.com/fp/politician-demands-inquiry-into-double-transplant-tragedy/ So I'm trolling her husband's FB page and all he talked about this week was HIS trip to hospital this past Friday for gall stones or summat, never mentioned the bird. Either she is fine or he's a twat. Maybe a bit of each? SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banana 855 Posted February 10, 2019 Tanya Gendle is dead according to Facebook. Facebook page now titled "Remembering Tanya Gendle" Business Facebook page showing it as permanently closed Her website is shut down A Facebook page chronicling those who've died from metastatic breast cancer has posted about her death on January 25th 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,118 Posted February 11, 2019 Sad to say that it looks to be a very poor joker choice for the DDP... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,001 Posted February 16, 2019 The three DDP teams who picked K@ren L@nd in 2018 but dropped her for 2019 may live to regret it: she's in hospital and has only weeks to live. What with her being back in the news earlier this year after her clash with Sick Internet Trolls, I'd assume a QO is guaranteed. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted February 16, 2019 8 hours ago, Spade_Cooley said: The three DDP teams who picked K@ren L@nd in 2018 but dropped her for 2019 may live to regret it: she's in hospital and has only weeks to live. What with her being back in the news earlier this year after her clash with Sick Internet Trolls, I'd assume a QO is guaranteed. The cunt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,001 Posted February 17, 2019 On 10/02/2019 at 23:40, Banana said: Tanya Gendle is dead according to Facebook. Facebook page now titled "Remembering Tanya Gendle" Business Facebook page showing it as permanently closed Her website is shut down A Facebook page chronicling those who've died from metastatic breast cancer has posted about her death on January 25th And what makes it even worse for those who chose her is that it appears she actually died in December 2018, according to this post on a Motorcycle Club FB page. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted February 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Spade_Cooley said: And what makes it even worse for those who chose her is that it appears she actually died in December 2018, according to this post on a Motorcycle Club FB page. Except -- a nightmare for DP Admins, cuz by rights every team that has a sub can now have said sub step up. (Except for dumbass DPs where the 'since no one knew about it we will pretend they weren't dead' rules are in play). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,118 Posted February 17, 2019 21 minutes ago, Sir Creep said: Except -- a nightmare for DP Admins, cuz by rights every team that has a sub can now have said sub step up. (Except for dumbass DPs where the 'since no one knew about it we will pretend they weren't dead' rules are in play). Er, you do know it’s too late for any subs to be used in any pool, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted February 17, 2019 20 minutes ago, Joey Russ said: Er, you do know it’s too late for any subs to be used in any pool, right? I believe in general that is correct; I also believe the thinking behind the policy is terribly flawed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,790 Posted February 17, 2019 3 minutes ago, Sir Creep said: I believe in general that is correct; I also believe the thinking behind the policy is terribly flawed. DDP rule is clear:If celebs that are picked have died before the end of the year but it is only confirmed after the teams are uploaded onto the site (normally in the 2nd week of January) then no replacements will be made and of course no points can be scored. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,983 Posted February 17, 2019 On 16/02/2019 at 14:43, Spade_Cooley said: The three DDP teams who picked K@ren L@nd in 2018 but dropped her for 2019 may live to regret it: she's in hospital and has only weeks to live. What with her being back in the news earlier this year after her clash with Sick Internet Trolls, I'd assume a QO is guaranteed. Someone on her Just Giving page is pointing out the lack of a donate button. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 18,926 Posted February 19, 2019 On 20/01/2019 at 04:17, Banana said: Remember Kristin Hallenga? Well BBC just gave us an update on her over her 10-year battle with terminal stage 4 breast cancer. How the flying fuck is she still breathing??? The Sun updates on Hallenga's anniversary: https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/8455633/kris-hallenga-breast-cancer-anniversary/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted February 20, 2019 On 16/02/2019 at 08:43, Spade_Cooley said: The three DDP teams who picked K@ren L@nd in 2018 but dropped her for 2019 may live to regret it: she's in hospital and has only weeks to live. What with her being back in the news earlier this year after her clash with Sick Internet Trolls, I'd assume a QO is guaranteed. Someone posted RIP on Karen Land’s funding page 5 hours ago. Alls I know. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,708 Posted February 20, 2019 5 hours ago, Sir Creep said: Someone posted RIP on Karen Land’s funding page 5 hours ago. Alls I know. SC BBC obit She wasn't picked on the DDP, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,983 Posted February 20, 2019 39 minutes ago, msc said: BBC obit She wasn't picked on the DDP, right? Dunno - but she was lining up as captain/joker of my DL Cup 2nd round team - assuming I make it into March Share this post Link to post Share on other sites