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Whitney Houston hits bus

 

You're gonna have to try harder than that, Whitney!

 

Ranks alongside the "Prince Charles cuts lip whilst shaving" type of headline!

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Houston, who lives with husband Bobby Brown near the site of the accident...

 

Is that the same Bobby Brown from the well-known song?

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Too bad her porsche got damaged :angry:

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And this isn't much better:

 

Kimi Raikkonen hurts his thumb

 

Ayrton will be spinning :D in his grave! Used to be able to rely on Formula 1 for this sort of thing before they started getting picky about safety!

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Are we safe from that Eileen woman in here?

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Are we safe from that Eileen woman in here?

I hope you are not tempting fate........

 

:D

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Are we safe from that Eileen woman in here?

I hope you are not tempting fate........

 

:(

There's no such thing as fate, merely Gods' will. So pray, sinners for the conversion of the world. :pop:

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In the paper this morning, she was taken ill on a flight and rushed to a Paris hospital with vomiting and stomach pains - possibly food poisoning, but the name of the airline wasn't disclosed! Always one to watch with the history of drug abuse etc. etc.

 

DWB :grave:

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Was on my list last year. Will be most annoyed if she goes this year.

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VSBfromH, you should have points deducted for missing out on the chance to name this thread:

 

Houston, you have a problem.

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Sounds like a ploy to attempt reviving her long dead career. Perhaps she'll also stage another journey to Jordan or maybe this time it will be a visit to Lourdes.

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Sounds like a ploy to attempt reviving her long dead career.

Who said whitney's Career is 'dead'? What r u on?

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Sounds like a ploy to attempt reviving her long dead career.

Who said whitney's Career is 'dead'? What r u on?

Hopefully, not the same stuff as the matchstick woman....

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Who said whitney's Career is 'dead'? What r u on?

Oh you are quite correct. I erred in implying that she ever even had a career to begin with.

 

As for what I am on, I believe it's called a chair. Yup, just sitting here on my chair tapping away at these cute little plastic keys and watching letters fly out and up onto the screen. Lordy, Lordy, Lordy I sure could go for a nice big bowl of oatmeal just about now.

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Who said whitney's Career is 'dead'? What r u on?

Oh you are quite correct. I erred in implying that she ever even had a career to begin with.

 

As for what I am on, I believe it's called a chair. Yup, just sitting here on my chair tapping away at these cute little plastic keys and watching letters fly out and up onto the screen. Lordy, Lordy, Lordy I sure could go for a nice big bowl of oatmeal just about now.

:referee: I enjoyed that reply.

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I hear that Ms Houston is now the proud new owner of a pair of dentures, having lost all her teeth to excessive crack cocaine use.

 

I wonder about her internal organs, she has so much money that she can probably afford to give them a real battering.

 

An outside chance for next year maybe? :lol:

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I hear that Ms Houston is now the proud new owner of a pair of dentures, having lost all her teeth to excessive crack cocaine use.

 

I wonder about her internal organs, she has so much money that she can probably afford to give them a real battering.

 

An outside chance for next year maybe? :lol:

Maybe she'll get all her internal organs replaced too.

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Maybe she'll get all her internal organs replaced too.

Let's hope the donor is Kevin Costner....

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Mortician: Not being an avid follower of Costner's career I don't get it. Any chance you might post a link to enlighten us?

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Whitney Houston aint looking too good, all that crack has certainly aged her.

 

If The Sun says so it must be true. :o

 

I'm reluctant to add her to my list until it's confirmed in the National Enquirer and the Sunday Sport

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