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44. Silvio Berlusconi

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Sounds like a good pick for next year if he makes it. The deathlist love European world leaders.

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This time you got it wrong, folks. Silvio will live to 90 and beyond as he is still hanging around as a 50-year-old guy, he has minor cardiac problems but nothing death-worthy. His mother lived to 97 and his father to 81, so no way he goes because of a heart attack or a stroke before he's 85 or more. He can afford the best doctors in the country and he will fight for his life forever as he is not a surrenderer. Conclusion: this thread will go on for 10 years or more without any important health news.

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This time you got it wrong, folks. Silvio will live to 90 and beyond ............ so no way he goes because of a hearth attack or a stroke before he's 85 or more.

 

A hearth attack? No smoke without fire :flame2:

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This time you got it wrong, folks. Silvio will live to 90 and beyond ............ so no way he goes because of a hearth attack or a stroke before he's 85 or more.

 

A hearth attack? No smoke without fire :flame2:

 

Silvio does not smoke. His lungs are perfect.

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This time you got it wrong, folks. Silvio will live to 90 and beyond ............ so no way he goes because of a hearth attack or a stroke before he's 85 or more.

 

A hearth attack? No smoke without fire :flame2:

 

Silvio does not smoke. His lungs are perfect.

 

*Another facepalm

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The tall drol and the wee doll has a point.

 

Years left yet.

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This time you got it wrong, folks. Silvio will live to 90 and beyond ............ so no way he goes because of a hearth attack or a stroke before he's 85 or more.

 

A hearth attack? No smoke without fire :flame2:

 

Silvio does not smoke. His lungs are perfect.

 

Aren't we all perfect in every way though?

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This time you got it wrong, folks. Silvio will live to 90 and beyond ............ so no way he goes because of a hearth attack or a stroke before he's 85 or more.

 

A hearth attack? No smoke without fire :flame2:

 

Silvio does not smoke. His lungs are perfect.

 

*Another facepalm

 

* Facepalm for those who don't understand jokes. And you are one of them if you did not understand even this time.

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This time you got it wrong, folks. Silvio will live to 90 and beyond ............ so no way he goes because of a hearth attack or a stroke before he's 85 or more.

 

A hearth attack? No smoke without fire :flame2:

 

Silvio does not smoke. His lungs are perfect.

 

*Another facepalm

 

* Facepalm for those who don't understand jokes.

 

You are not funny.

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This time you got it wrong, folks. Silvio will live to 90 and beyond ............ so no way he goes because of a hearth attack or a stroke before he's 85 or more.

 

A hearth attack? No smoke without fire :flame2:

 

Silvio does not smoke. His lungs are perfect.

 

*Another facepalm

 

* Facepalm for those who don't understand jokes. And you are one of them if you did not understand even this time.

 

I think you should look closer to home.

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10 years?? it's that a lot! Silvio Berlusconi was born in 1936, it's not so old but... the fact is that he is still involve in the politics (and his company and other business).This means a lot of stress, that's why (in part) he suffer this heart attack.

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This time you got it wrong, folks. Silvio will live to 90 and beyond ............ so no way he goes because of a hearth attack or a stroke before he's 85 or more.

 

A hearth attack? No smoke without fire :flame2:

 

Silvio does not smoke. His lungs are perfect.

 

*Another facepalm

 

* Facepalm for those who don't understand jokes. And you are one of them if you did not understand even this time.

 

I think you should look closer to home.

 

Do you live close to me? I didn't notice it!

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This time you got it wrong, folks. Silvio will live to 90 and beyond ............ so no way he goes because of a hearth attack or a stroke before he's 85 or more.

 

A hearth attack? No smoke without fire :flame2:

 

Silvio does not smoke. His lungs are perfect.

 

*Another facepalm

 

* Facepalm for those who don't understand jokes.

 

You are not funny.

 

Sometimes I am, most times I am not. Just like everyone.

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Aren't we all perfect in every way though?

Practically.

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Silvio's probably guaranteed another decade more on the "type of name where I wouldn't mind if he popped off tomorrow" merit than anything.

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Silvio Berlusconi will be operated to the aortic valve within the next week. His doctor said that he risked his life, but I'm still sure he'll make it.

 

http://www.ansa.it/sito/notizie/politica/2016/06/09/berlusconi-ricoverato-medico-zangrillo-intervento-valvola-aortica-_28e929d9-02c0-415a-a0e5-7d95cafd57fe.html

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10 years?? it's that a lot! Silvio Berlusconi was born in 1936, it's not so old but... the fact is that he is still involve in the politics (and his company and other business).This means a lot of stress, that's why (in part) he suffer this heart attack.

 

I didn't know Deadpool was a member of the Death List

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SPAM overdoses can be fatal, you know.

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Oh good lord. V i a g r a is in the freaking spam filter?

 

Oh. I guess for ads.

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Oh good lord. V i a g r a is in the fucking spam filter?

 

Oh. I guess for ads.

FTFY :D

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Too much SPAM is probably not good for the heart, anyway.

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Too much SPAM is probably not good for the heart, anyway.

Oh shit. Well, someone told me that I have ten days left to live. Must be from the spam I've ate.

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