charon 4,943 Posted June 11, 2016 Well, after wins for the French , Swiss , and bizarrely the Welsh (who are posing the David Byrne question, "how did I get here?") , it is time for Putin's Legion to get rollin' tonight. That's assuming the game goes ahead. Tournament predictions... England oot at 1/4's. Germany to final. Iceland e/w. Plus loads if crowd violence and maybe one or two terrorist attacks, although Isis may hold back and let the English do their work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,941 Posted June 11, 2016 We already have a football thread, which already has posts about all of this.Load of cunts have traveled without tickets to cause trouble by the looks of it, from a range of countries. French police as useless as a chocolate fireplace and spread too thin, due to the strikes etc, and focused on the terrorism threat seemed to have forgotten the hooliganism blight in their security. Not to mention a thousand English fans football banning orders - which prevent them even being in France during the Euros if iirc have expired. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,109 Posted June 11, 2016 Why not turn this into a prediction thread? I think the ruskies might put up a good fight. I'll go 2-1 Russia. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted June 11, 2016 'a good fight'.... Eh, think a draw is on the cards, perhaps even goalless considering the paucity of striking talent they have access to. England have never won an opener in the Euros. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted June 11, 2016 And deathers....yes we have a fitba thread, but you started spilling over into 'the dead of 2016' ffs, thought I'd condense it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted June 11, 2016 We already have a football thread, which already has posts about all of this. Load of cunts have traveled without tickets to cause trouble by the looks of it, from a range of countries. French police as useless as a chocolate fireplace and spread too thin, due to the strikes etc, and focused on the terrorism threat seemed to have forgotten the hooliganism blight in their security. Not to mention a thousand English fans football banning orders - which prevent them even being in France during the Euros if iirc have expired. We do but a tournament specific thread is a good idea, when its over it will drop off the page into oblivion. Im actually glad to see Wales win, will be even happier to see us win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted June 11, 2016 Mon the Ivan Dragos 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted June 11, 2016 +1 for the avatar avatar change.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,941 Posted June 11, 2016 And deathers....yes we have a fitba thread, but you started spilling over into 'the dead of 2016' ffs, thought I'd condense it. Genuinely though I'd posted that in the football thread, problem with multi-tabbing. Apparently there's 100,000 British fans in Marseille. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted June 11, 2016 England should lose 1 point for every fan that gets arrested. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,941 Posted June 11, 2016 England should lose 1 point for every fan that gets arrested. As should Russia, France and Albania. And the French police need to sort their shit out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted June 11, 2016 England should lose 1 point for every fan that gets arrested.I could see that failing miserably. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,941 Posted June 11, 2016 We're always knocking on the door but we just can't score. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,155 Posted June 11, 2016 I haven't followed football for an age. Are there any decent England players now? Or is it the usual couldn't-give-a-shit bunch of spoiled Premiership primadonnas whose wallets are so heavy that they can barely kick an international football? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,941 Posted June 11, 2016 Can't believe we let them score that! Fucking hell. I haven't followed football for an age. Are there any decent England players now? Or is it the usual couldn't-give-a-shit bunch of spoiled Premiership primadonnas whose wallets are so heavy that they can barely kick an international football? That one. On the plus side match went by without a riot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,540 Posted June 11, 2016 You'd have to have a heart of stone not to laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,066 Posted June 11, 2016 I'm calling Wales to top that group, the rest can fight it out for second. Needless to say I'm probably more interested in the rough trade footballer. Still to see one I'd bring home, mind, though the Swiss captain caught my eye. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted June 11, 2016 I'm calling Wales to top that group, the rest can fight it out for second. Needless to say I'm probably more interested in the rough trade footballer. Still to see one I'd bring home, mind, though the Swiss captain caught my eye. I'd be worried if I was you, he looks like some lesbian. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,066 Posted June 11, 2016 I'm calling Wales to top that group, the rest can fight it out for second. Needless to say I'm probably more interested in the rough trade footballer. Still to see one I'd bring home, mind, though the Swiss captain caught my eye. I'd be worried if I was you, he looks like some lesbian. Maybe it was the haircut he had. I have been looking, but as I say, nobody has really energised my fantasies. Hoping for better as the tourney progresses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,941 Posted June 11, 2016 Russia need to lose the 2018 world cup after that shitshow, it'd be a free-for-all if hosted there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted June 11, 2016 Nope. It's not the Cup of Nations, be fine if thugs don't qualify. Which might happen. But the beeb in defensive mode, "Russian fans attack English supporters" , fuck me, after 3 days of Neanderthals on the rampage they blame the Soviet. Alan Green must be the biggest Uncle Tom there has ever been. 25 years of listening to his wanklish commentary, and he jizzes tonight , prick. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,941 Posted June 11, 2016 Nope. It's not the Cup of Nations, be fine if thugs don't qualify. Which might happen. But the beeb in defensive mode, "Russian fans attack English supporters" , fuck me, after 3 days of Neanderthals on the rampage they blame the Soviet. Alan Green must be the biggest Uncle Tom there has ever been. 25 years of listening to his wanklish commentary, and he jizzes tonight , prick. Russian fans have been chasing the English around Marseille for three days as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted June 11, 2016 +1 for the avatar avatar change.... It'll probably be Max Boyce next! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted June 11, 2016 I'm calling Wales to top that group, the rest can fight it out for second. Needless to say I'm probably more interested in the rough trade footballer. Still to see one I'd bring home, mind, though the Swiss captain caught my eye. I'd be worried if I was you, he looks like some lesbian. No Dr Z. This is a lesbian... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
