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Who Do You Think Will Be Elected President Of The United States In 2016?

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Shitty debate will be on in a half hour.

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So far:

 

Hillary: We need reasonable limitations on guns, gun shows....

 

Donald: Oh, ya want a gun show? Look at these babies, sponsored by the NRA, endorsed early by them *smug smile*

 

Hillary: I don't mind a political place person on the Supreme Court who'll do as I say.

 

Donald: I don't mind a political place person on the Supreme Court who'll do as I say.

 

Hillary: We need immigration reform, amnesties but also deportations.

 

Donald: I want a wall. A big f ucking wall. You know, I was in New Hampshire and the drugs that pour across the border are destroying lives in New Hampshire. You know, that state right next to Mexico.

 

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So far:

 

Hillary: We need reasonable limitations on guns, gun shows....

 

Donald: Oh, ya want a gun show? Look at these babies, sponsored by the NRA, endorsed early by them *smug smile*

 

Hillary: I don't mind a political place person on the Supreme Court who'll do as I say.

 

Donald: I don't mind a political place person on the Supreme Court who'll do as I say.

 

Hillary: We need immigration reform, amnesties but also deportations.

 

Donald: I want a wall. A big f ucking wall. You know, I was in New Hampshire and the drugs that pour across the border are destroying lives in New Hampshire. You know, that state right next to Mexico.

 

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New Hampshire next To Mexico??? *Facepalm*
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I was paraphrasing, obvs, for a cheap laugh...

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Trump actually called latino immigrants, "hombres".

 

That'll grab a few more minority votes.

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Talking lots about Putin

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More humour:

 

Hillary: My economic programme of high taxation and high spending will create jobs. Look at 1970s Britain, we could be like that.

 

Donald: I know nobody, not even economic analysts on my own side, think my economic programme is worth a damn. But I'm right.

 

Hillary: Donald will grab the nuclear button like a pussy!

 

Donald: I used cheap foreign labour and materials and avoided paying tax because Hillary never stopped me!

 

Hillary: Donald causes trouble and division and violence wherever he goes!

 

Donald: The women who accused me of sexual assault were paid by Hillary to say that! The violence at my rallies was caused by people paid by Hillary! In fact they may not have been paid by Hillary, but if so these people are just figments of a collective imagination of the American people!

 

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Answer the questions Trump. Don't pretend to lie.

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It's getting silly now. Even my simple jibes pale by the rhetoric.

 

Donald: Aleppo? It's fallen. Look at it.

 

Moderator: No there's still a quarter of a million people living there.

 

Donald: Hmph.

 

Moderator: A no fly zone might cause a war with Russia.

 

Hillary: We need safe zones on the ground for ISIS leaders to flee to when we tell them in advance where we are going to bomb.

 

Donald: Our foreign policy is a disaster!

 

Hillary: The Orlando killer was born in the same place as Donald. That tells you all you need to know... *winks at camera*

 

Will it never end? Is it November yet?

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This has to be the best quote of the debate though:

Clinton: he was for the war

Trump: wrong

C: he said the primaries were rigged

T: wrong

C: he said Emmies were rigged

T: that one is legit

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The horror show is over.

 

The world just got a little nearer annihilation.

 

Film at 11.

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Congratulations to Trump and Clinton for doing another shit debate!!!

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Once again used the debate as background noise. Very much same old, same old.

 

Will be such a relief when the election season is finally over.

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Once again used the debate as background noise. Very much same old, same old.

 

Will be such a relief when the election season is finally over.

 

and you can get in to the rioting season and the civil disobedience season.

 

Making America more like Africa

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Once again used the debate as background noise. Very much same old, same old.

 

Will be such a relief when the election season is finally over.

 

and you can get in to the rioting season and the civil disobedience season.

 

Making America more like Africa

 

Hilary done gonna avoid that shit man.

 

 

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What do you think will happen if Evan McMullin wins Utah?

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He'll have won Utah. That's what I think will happen if it happens.

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He'll have won Utah. That's what I think will happen if it happens.

And he'll have beaten Trump and Clinton and lots of Mormons will be happy (if they're allowed, or am I thinking of the Amish?).

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He'll have won Utah. That's what I think will happen if it happens.

 

And he'll have beaten Trump and Clinton and lots of Mormons will be happy (if they're allowed, or am I thinking of the Amish?).
While this is all definitely true, what I was meaning to say is will it actually affect who will win the election. Doesn't mean your guys answer were false though...

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Well, it's more good for Clinton than Trump if McMullin does.

 

By which I mean, she's not defending Utah, nor is she expected to win it. So if someone other than Trump wins Utah, its narrows down his paths to victory.

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He'll have won Utah. That's what I think will happen if it happens.

And he'll have beaten Trump and Clinton and lots of Mormons will be happy (if they're allowed, or am I thinking of the Amish?).
While this is all definitely true, what I was meaning to say is will it actually affect who will win the election. Doesn't mean your guys answer were false though...

 

Ah, the question being asked then was, would a McMullin victory in Utah in the Presidential race impact on the overall result. You need to be a little more precise in your enunciations.

Answer is no. Trump has as much chance of success in the general election as a Calvin Klein's boxer sales rep in Utah.

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He'll have won Utah. That's what I think will happen if it happens.

And he'll have beaten Trump and Clinton and lots of Mormons will be happy (if they're allowed, or am I thinking of the Amish?).

 

 

Neither Rocky. They can both be happy and enjoy themselves. Intoxicating spirits and modern technology are not synonymous with happiness.

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He'll have won Utah. That's what I think will happen if it happens.

And he'll have beaten Trump and Clinton and lots of Mormons will be happy (if they're allowed, or am I thinking of the Amish?).

Neither Rocky. They can both be happy and enjoy themselves. Intoxicating spirits and modern technology are not synonymous with happiness.

Pissed on the computer as I am I would disagree
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