Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted March 28, 2017 7 minutes ago, theoldlady said: You have a good point there. Live while you can my friend. Time goes by so fast and before you know it folk start to Ask you when are you thinking about retiring! I still feel like I am 19 years old inside. Have a great day. Ne ne nenenenene ne ne nineteen is my age too. Unfortunately, what I see in the mirror isnt! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 8,650 Posted March 28, 2017 17 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Ne ne nenenenene ne ne nineteen is my age too. Unfortunately, what I see in the mirror isnt! My mirror is crap it makes me look fat with grey hair. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted March 28, 2017 Today's despatch: Could be the first space war: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3195394/boeing-x-37-space-plane-air-force-orbit-planet-world-war-3/ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theoldlady 1,988 Posted March 29, 2017 18 hours ago, Davey Jones' Locker said: Today's despatch: Could be the first space war: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3195394/boeing-x-37-space-plane-air-force-orbit-planet-world-war-3/ One of the more popular conspiracy theories going around is that the Earth will be invaded this September by aliens - thus stopping Brexit. Others say it will be a war of Hollograms (sp.), in other words a staged event. Wonder how this new spaceship will fit in? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted March 29, 2017 25 minutes ago, theoldlady said: One of the more popular conspiracy theories going around is that the Earth will be invaded this September by aliens - thus stopping Brexit. Others say it will be a war of Hollograms (sp.), in other words a staged event. Wonder how this new spaceship will fit in? Well, whatever happens, it wont matter to you because you are Norwegian and therefore neutral. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theoldlady 1,988 Posted March 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Well, whatever happens, it wont matter to you because you are Norwegian and therefore neutral. Unfortunately one of our former Prime Ministers, Jens Stoltenberg, heads up NATO for the time-being. We have only 5,000 active soldiers or so at any given time. (Lots of Home Guards though.) We send soldiers on Peace-Keeping duties once in a while. Basically Norway only pays the bills though. Tell the aliens the check is in the Mail. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted March 29, 2017 The aliens would do a better job of running the planet than us! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 8,650 Posted March 29, 2017 24 minutes ago, Davey Jones' Locker said: The aliens would do a better job of running the planet than us! Even if the aliens were benign but authoritative and shared their technology and cleaned up the planet and brought peace and prosperity there would still be a faction who wanted to take back control 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted March 29, 2017 8 minutes ago, Bibliogryphon said: Even if the aliens were benign but authoritative and shared their technology and cleaned up the planet and brought peace and prosperity there would still be a faction who wanted to take back control So a dictatorship is ok so long as they bring prosperity and clean up the Planet? Hmmm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 8,650 Posted March 29, 2017 4 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: So a dictatorship is ok so long as they bring prosperity and clean up the Planet? Hmmm. I didn't use the word dictatorship. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted March 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Bibliogryphon said: I didn't use the word dictatorship. 'Authoritative' sounds close enough. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 8,650 Posted March 30, 2017 9 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: 'Authoritative' sounds close enough. I just wanted to distinguish them from the aliens who want to devour our nubile virgins or enslave us to mine out the core of the planet. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted March 30, 2017 10 hours ago, Bibliogryphon said: I just wanted to distinguish them from the aliens who want to devour our nubile virgins or enslave us to mine out the core of the planet. Thats them fucked then. There arent any left!! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 8,650 Posted March 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Thats them fucked then. There arent any left!! Joey & MK? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted March 30, 2017 59 minutes ago, Bibliogryphon said: Joey & MK? Well, if you dont count crusty socks, then yes!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,838 Posted March 30, 2017 < cough > 13 hours ago, Bibliogryphon said: I just wanted to distinguish them from the aliens who want to devour our nubile virgins or enslave us to mine out the core of the planet. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted April 1, 2017 Hope he wasn't reading this thread: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4368946/Family-friend-guilty-stabbing-death-9-year-old-boy.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted April 2, 2017 Hopefully just sabre-rattling: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-04-03/trump-says-us-is-ready-to-act-alone-on-north-korea/8409814 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted April 3, 2017 World's cultural heritage protected from Doomsday: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-04-03/digital-doomsday-data-vault-to-neighbour-norway-seed-vault/8410372 Factions in US: https://off-guardian.org/2017/04/02/does-the-washington-establishment-seek-war-with-russia/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted April 4, 2017 Heard a promising interview the other day with a former Imperialist military bod. Basically he said the Arms Race is back on, big stylee.... and the yanks are behind. Well behind. Soviets might have less aircraft carriers than Brazil, but they don't need them. Almost at the testing stage for missiles using SCRAM engines.... Mach 4-6. Game over Yankees. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 924 Posted April 5, 2017 On 4/4/2017 at 12:20, charon said: Heard a promising interview the other day with a former Imperialist military bod. Basically he said the Arms Race is back on, big stylee.... and the yanks are behind. Well behind. Soviets might have less aircraft carriers than Brazil, but they don't need them. Almost at the testing stage for missiles using SCRAM engines.... Mach 4-6. Game over Yankees. The thing about an arms race...a whole bunch of countries have the only thing that matters. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted April 7, 2017 Even the Catholics are worried now: http://www.catholic.org/news/politics/story.php?id=74395 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted April 7, 2017 CA, in this instance, only one country would have what matters... Trump been losing votes right, right and centre right, needs a win. Been sabre rattling at China over Best Korea, so at the end of dinner with their PM their Syria attack is announced. Cunts. Same as every other do-gooder in Power <Burma, looking at you here> , they do not give a shit about civilians. Its an excuse. I don't want the Ruskies to shoot down a couple of warplanes, I want them to vaporise the fucking ships that launched 59 ( fifty fucking nine) missiles at the general area. Nice to see this article has now been suppressed...https://web.archive.org/web/20161126041342/http://web.archive.org/web/20130129213824/http:/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2270219/U-S-planned-launch-chemical-weapon-attack-Syria-blame-Assad.html 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted April 7, 2017 On 30/03/2017 at 18:02, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Thats them fucked then. There arent any left!! Hi 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted April 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: Hi Well........................ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
