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#181 maryportfuncity

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Posted 01 January 2017 - 11:09 AM

Team of GCReptile

 

 

 

GCREPTILE

 

1. Brent Doeden aka Captain Earthman (legendary US beer vendor) - joker

2. Richard Blum (US investor)

3. Morrie Boogaart (old man who knits hats in hospice care)

4. Alan Aspin (convict with terminal cancer, might already be dead)

5. Dennis Stamp (US wrestler)

6. Sumner Redstone (US media tycoon)

7. Ricky Javon Gray (scheduled for execution)

8. Christopher Wilkins (scheduled for execution)

9. Dave Strader (US sports broadcaster)

10. Jagraj Singh (founder of some Sikh religious organisation)

11. Bobby Zarin (Husband of some reality TV fodder)

12. Oliver Nome (internet artist, or something like that)

13. Sara Coward (UK soap actress)

14. Brian Doyle (Canadian writer)

15. Aharon Yehuda Leib Shteinman (a leading Lithuanian rabbi)

16. Sasha Lakovic (Canadian hockey player)

17. Grand Duke Jean of Luxembourg (the Grand Duke of Luxembourg)

18. Mario Soares (former portuguese president)

19. Ray Blacklock (Australian rugby player)

20. Billy Graham (the reverend)

 

In case Mario Soares dies tomorrow:

Sub 1: Juan Pedro Franco (fattest man alive)

Sub 2: Joseph Green (canadian professor)

Sub 3: Lisa Brown (the model from Shameless who is starving to death)


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Posted 01 January 2017 - 11:10 AM

Team of Pedro

 

 

 

PEDRO

1,Christopher Wilkins (death row)

2, Kosoul Chanthakoummane (death row)

3, Peter Skellern

4, Sara Coward

5, Leah Bracknell

6, Claire Hollingworth

7, George ‘Johnny’ Johnson (dambuster)

8, Helen Clare (singer)

9, David Rockerfeller

10, Bessie Camm RESERVE JOKER

11, Emma Morano

12, Mary Carlisle

13, Norman Lloyd

14, Olivia de Havilland

15, Diane sera Carey

16, June foray

17,Terry Moore (Actress)

18, Joy Lofthouse (WAAF Pilot)

19, Mario Soares JOKER

20, Ian brady

Reserves…Sidney Poitier bruce forsyth




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Posted 01 January 2017 - 11:11 AM

Team of Toast

 

 

 

 

 

TOAST

Glen Campbell

Jacques Chirac

Sara Coward

Roy Dotrice

Bruce Forsyth

 

Jill Gascoine

Sir Peter Hall

Martin McGuinness

King Michael of Romania

Joni Mitchell

Stirling Moss

Pete Murray

Martin Peters

Leslie Phillips

Peter Sallis

Mark Sims

Mario Soares (joker)

Nobby Stiles

Steve Sumner

Joost van der Westhuizen

 

subs

Emma Morano

Lord Peter Carrington

Rodney Bewes




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Posted 01 January 2017 - 11:12 AM

Team of RadGuy

 

 

RadGuy

 

Alan Aspin (dying cause jail guards thought he was faking)

Errol Christie

Sara Coward

Gord Downie

Greg Gilbert

Kris Hallenga

Sara Hankins (JOKER)

Ana Holmlund

Sasha Lakovic

Sharon Laws

Jada Logan aka Jada Deville

Lisa Magill (cancer blogger)

Tracy McGiffin (Carol McGiffin's sister)

King Michael I of Romania

Nicola Murrells (cancer mum)

Mark Sims (cancer blogger)

Peter Skellern

Jimmy Snuka

Mario Soares

Steve Sumner

subs:

Emma Morano

Yisrael Kristal

Josefina Ruiz (married while terminally ill Chicago woman)

Jim Whitehead (Montana man warns other to get screened)




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Posted 01 January 2017 - 11:13 AM

Sorry if I'm premature here as you may be in the process of doing it but I picked Gudrun Ure but it's not on the master list 🙂 And thank you for your top organisational work, much appreciated 👍👍

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Posted 01 January 2017 - 11:14 AM

Team of Deathers

 

 

Deathers

 

    Violet Brown (oldest Jamaican)

    Emma Morano (worlds oldest living person)

    Ruth Berry (oldest person born in Guernsey)

    Beryl le Gros (oldest woman in Jersey)

    Joyce Bevir (oldest person born in Jersey)

    Alice Ducat (oldest Scottish-born women)

    Jane Webster (oldest woman born in Northern Ireland)

    Katie Anderson (oldest woman in Scotland)

    Robert Grant Pitts "Bob" Weighton (oldest man in Britain)

    Alfred "Alf" Smith (also oldest man in britain)

    Bessie Cam (oldest woman in britain)

    Margaret Dunbar (oldest woman in Northern Ireland)

    Joyce Lathbury (oldest woman in Wales)

    Elvira Clarke (oldest person on isle of man)

    Ruth Berry (oldest person in Guernsey)

    Alice Sleaford (oldest living twins)

    Mary Taylor (oldest living twins)

    Maurice Kaye (longest married couple, uk)

    Helen Kaye (longest married couple, uk)

    Nabi Tajima (oldest Jap)

 

 

 

Subs

 

 

 

    Anna Marie Velo Rubio (oldest Spaniard)

    Marie Josephine Gaudette (oldest Italian)

    Adele Dunlap (oldest yank)

    Yisreal Kristal (oldest Israelite)




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#187 maryportfuncity

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Posted 01 January 2017 - 11:17 AM

Sorry if I'm premature here as you may be in the process of doing it but I picked Gudrun Ure but it's not on the master list And thank you for your top organisational work, much appreciated

 

 

Not premature at all Lardy. If the overwhelming of entries caused the mistake I'll sort it. Should be spotted if I post all the teams and check back through my Word doc as I do - I'm on Gudren Ure as we speak (so that should hasten her end, eh!)




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Posted 01 January 2017 - 11:18 AM

Team of Prosperina

 

 

 

Prosperina

 

1) Errol Christie (joker)

2) Prince Philip

3) Bob Hawke

4) GlenCampbell

5) Bruce Forsyth

6) Kirk Douglas

7) Billy Granam

8) Michael Schumacher

9) Stuart Hall

10) King Michael of Romania

11) Helmut Kohl

12) George Bush Snr

13) Charles Manson

14) Stephen Hawking

15) Rolf Harris

16) Jimmy Greaves

17) Jimmy Snuka

18) Martin McGuinness

19) Ian Brady

20) Tony Booth




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#189 maryportfuncity

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Posted 01 January 2017 - 11:19 AM

Team of Youwanticewiththat

 

 

Youwantricewiththat

1. Bruce Forsyth (Joker)

2. John Edrich

3. Leslie Phillips

4. Edward Barnes (Blue Peter)

5. Tom Baker

6. Shannen Doherty

7. Chris Rea

8. Ray Davies

9. Sean Connery

10. Burt Reynolds

11. Gene Hackman

12. Jack Nicholson

13. Anthony Armstrong-Jones

14. Freddy Starr

15. John Hurt

16. Rick Wakeman

17. Peter Wyngarde

18. Ian Brady

19. Ian Holm (Hobbit)

20. Pattie Boyd

 

Subs: Honor Blackman, John Noakes




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Posted 01 January 2017 - 11:20 AM


Sorry if I'm premature here as you may be in the process of doing it but I picked Gudrun Ure but it's not on the master list And thank you for your top organisational work, much appreciated

 
 
Not premature at all Lardy. If the overwhelming of entries caused the mistake I'll sort it. Should be spotted if I post all the teams and check back through my Word doc as I do - I'm on Gudren Ure as we speak (so that should hasten her end, eh!)

Super! (Gran) 😄

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Posted 01 January 2017 - 11:20 AM

Team of Perenniellurker

 

 

 

Perenniallurker

1.Terry Jones

2.Barry Cryer

3.Bruce Forsyth

4.Leslie Phillips

5.James Bolam

6.Jerry Lewis

7.Denis Norden

8.Brian Murphy

9.Geoffrey Palmer

10.Stephen Fry

11.Richard Wilson(Joker)

12.John Bird

13.June Whitfield

14.Ken Dodd

15.Peter Sallis

16.Nicholas Parsons

17.Prunella Scales

18.Tim Brooke-Taylor

19.Jimmy Tarbuck

20.Ricky Tomlinson

Sub:David Letterman




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#192 maryportfuncity

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Posted 01 January 2017 - 11:21 AM

 

 

Sorry if I'm premature here as you may be in the process of doing it but I picked Gudrun Ure but it's not on the master list And thank you for your top organisational work, much appreciated

 
 
Not premature at all Lardy. If the overwhelming of entries caused the mistake I'll sort it. Should be spotted if I post all the teams and check back through my Word doc as I do - I'm on Gudren Ure as we speak (so that should hasten her end, eh!)

Super! (Gran)

 

 

 

No worries - about to post your team




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#193 maryportfuncity

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Posted 01 January 2017 - 11:22 AM

Team of Lard Bazaar

 

 

 

Lard Bazaar

 

Tanya Jones (joker)

Leah Bracknell

Diana Athill

Jill Gascoine

Paul Gascoigne

Tony Booth

Bruce Forsyth

Desmond Carrington

Brian Urquhart

Gaston Glock

David Prowse

Steve Sumner

Greg Gilbert

Ralph Clarke (recently convicted ancient paedo)

Montserrat Caballe

Gerald Kaufmann

Gudrun Ure

Rev Billy Graham

Leonard Fenton

Stefan Karl Stefansson

 

 

Subs:

Alwen Harris

Valerie Harper

Joni Mitchell




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Posted 01 January 2017 - 11:23 AM

Team of Maryportfuncity

 

 

 

MPFC

Ricky Javon Gray – JK

Colin Baddiel

Tony Booth

Bessie Camm

Keion Carpenter

Errol Christie

Sara Coward

Gord Downie

Alice Ducat

Anne Hamilton-Byrne

Claire Hollingworth

Sasha Lakovic

Vicki Letele

King Michael of Romania

Emma Morano

Martin Peters

Brunhilde Pomsel

Peter Skellern

Mario Soares

John Wetton

 

Subs

Mao Kobayashi

Desmond Carrington




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Posted 01 January 2017 - 11:24 AM

Team of The Dead Cow

 

 

 

The Dead Cow

 

1. Mario Soares (joker)

2. Mao Kobayashi

3. Emma Morano

4. Errol Christie

5. Larry Pickering

6. Christopher Wilkins

7. Sean McEniff

8. Keion Carpenter

9. Mark Sims

10. Michael I of Romania

11. Mohammed-Reza Shajaran

12. Hamiet Bluiett

13. Steve Sumner

14. Denis Norden

15. Mao Kobayashi

16. Sara Coward

17. Tony Booth

18. Clare Hollingworth

19. Alberto Fujimori

20. Ricky Javon Gray

 

Subs:

 

Frank Lucas

Donald Trump

Vera Lynn




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Posted 01 January 2017 - 11:27 AM

Team of Pistol Knight

 

 

Pistol Knight

 

1. Ronald Atkins [oldest surviving former MP]

2. Lord Peter Carrington [Politician]

3. Desmond Carrington [Former Radio 2 Broadcaster]

4. Jimmy Carter [Former President]

5. Billy Graham [Evangelist]..........[[[Joker]]]

6. Olivia DeHavilland [Actress]

7. Dame Felicity Barbara Hill [W.R.A.F]

8. Kirk Douglas [Actor]

9. Yisrael Kristal [Oldest living Male]

10. Henry Kissinger [Diplomat]

11. Dame Vera Lynn [Forces Sweetheart]

12. John Manners [Oldest living first class cricketer]

13. Brian Matthew [Radio 2 Broadcaster]

14. Emma Morano [Oldest living female]

15. Prince Phillip [Royal]

16. Debbie Reynolds [Actress/Singer]

17. David Rockefeller [American Banker]

18. Zoltan Sarosy [Hungarian Chess Master]

19. Peter Sallis [Actor]

20. Herman Wouk [American Author]

 

Late Sub....Leah Brecknell [Actress]

Alan Alda




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Posted 01 January 2017 - 11:28 AM

Team of Deadsox

 

 

 

Deadsox

 

al Baghdadi Abu Bakr

Boles Nick

Booth Tony

Bracknell Leah

Butts Colin

Corey Prof. Irwin

Downie Gord

Francis Dorris

Graham Rev. Billy

Joker Gray Ricky Javon

Kristal Yisrael

Lakovic Sasha

MacGregor Craig

Michael King (of Romania)

Morano Emma

Sims Mark

Snuka Jimmy

Soares Mario

Sumner Steve

Wetton John

 

Sub #1 Hollingworth Clare

Sub#2 Carlisle Mary




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#198 maryportfuncity

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Posted 01 January 2017 - 11:29 AM

Team of JoeyRuss

 

 

 

Joey Russ

 

Javon Gray, Ricky (joker)

    Aspin, Alan

    Booth, Tony

    Brady, Ian

    Christie, Errol

    Coward, Sara

    Forsyth, Bruce

    Hankins, Sara

    Hartman, Sid

    Hollingsworth, Clare

    Lakovic, Sasha

    Loughlin, Heidi

    Michael of Romania

    Julia Perez

    Sheppard, TG

    Sims, Mark

    Soares, Mario

    Stiles, Nobby

    Van-Zandvliet, Paul

    Wilkins, Christopher

 

Three subs in case any die before the starting line:

 

    Magill, Lisa

    Downie, Gord

    Osbourne, Ozzy (just because he's my favorite :P)

Billy Graham




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#199 maryportfuncity

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Posted 01 January 2017 - 11:30 AM

Team of Lozzie

 

 

 

LOZZIE

 

1. Leah Bracknell (Joker)

2. Stefan Karl Stefansson

3. Norman Lloyd

4. Debbie Reynolds

5. Billy Graham (Reverend)

6. Beverly Cleary

7. Vera Lynn

8. Joanne Woodward (Paul Newman's widow)

9. David Rockefeller

10. Tony Bennett

11. Liz dawn (Corrie)

12. Kirk Douglas

13. Jane Freeman (LOTSW)

14. Sidney Poitier

15. Joe Jackson (MJ's Father)

16. Burt Reynolds

17. Cicely Tyson

18. Bill Macy (Maude)

19. Errol Christie

20. Bruce Forsyth

 

Subs

1. Quincy Jones

2. Rolf Harris

3. Little Richard




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Posted 01 January 2017 - 11:30 AM

Tyrus Wong and Leo Marjane on the masterlist died and obitted in late Dec,in Wongs case starting getting writeups the 30th- 31st.


WINNER 2015 HartlePool Deadpool

 

DDP Teams 2016

Heading Nowhere
Joker Joey Feek 2.Martin Crowe 3.Howard Marks 4.Kris Travis 5.Pat Harrington Jr 6.Paul Cox 7.Yoshiro Nakamatsu 8.G Monty Brinson 9.Steven LaTourette 10.Bonnie Brown 11.Terri Roberts 12.Ian St John 13.Rene Angelil 14.Jade Pateman 15.Peter Esterhazy 16.Jenny Diski   17.Vera Caslavska 18.Seijun Suzuki 19.Kate Granger 20.Andrew Smith

Theme teams
Maysle Brothers Memorial Deathsquad (Documentaries)
Joker Yoshiro Nakamatsu 2.Sharon Jones 3.Iris Apfel 4.Fernando Ricksen 5.Adrian Street 6.David Attenborough 7.Takna Jigme Zangpo 8.Alejandro Jodorowsky 9.Agnes Varda 10.Baby Peggy 11.Rowena Kincaid 12.Kristen Hallenga 13.Joost Van Der Westhuizen 14.Eddie Willis 15.Martine Fokken 16.Louise Fokken 
17.Michael White 18.Hideo Miyazaki 19.Jonas Mekas 20.Burt Pugach

Diem Brown Memorial Deathsquad(Reality TV)
Joker Joey Feek 2.Kris Travis 3.Rudy Boesch 4.Lina Wertmuller 5.Jackie Stallone 6.Valerie Harper 7.Cloris Leachman 8.Jerry MacDonald 9.Pat Patterson  10.Boutros Boutros Ghali 11.Geoffrey Palmer 12.Mary Berry 13.George H. Ross 14.Caroline Aherne 15.Heloisa Pinheiro 16.Vera Lynn 17.Esther Jenner 18.Mitzi Shore 19.Big Ang
20.Paddy Jones





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