maryportfuncity 10,016 Posted November 7, 2016 Oh aye, and respect for retaining the Raymond Hewitt Memorial points, doubtless it's how he'd like to be remembered! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 5,997 Posted November 7, 2016 Death Slam Guide #6 Zsa Zsa effing Gabor! Multiple marriage specialist and long-standing toppler tease who's rapidly running out of extremities to stand anything on. There are those who claim her to be immortal and more pragmatic types who'd argue we should pay out the points the second the selected amputations around her body tip 51% of what she used to have. Then again, she might die in December! Not going to lie:I still would! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,119 Posted November 7, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #7 Peter Falk: Peter Falk has Alzheimer's Disease. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 5,997 Posted November 7, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #7 Peter Falk: Peter Falk has Alzheimer's Disease. Was tempted to post him earlier. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 5,997 Posted November 7, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #7 (seeing as Peter Falk is dead) Sister Wendy Beckett Sister Wendy Beckett became an unlikely cult figure in the early 1990`s from presenting art programs shown in both Britain and the USA.To some though she will be best remembered as the only nun to talk about genitalia on television.She is 86 and has suffered several heart attacks and strokes dating back some years.Unsurprisingly perhaps she has not been seen in public for a considerable amount of time.Christmas is normally associated with a virgin birth but could this year be the Christmas of the Virgin death? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,119 Posted November 8, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #8 Robert Mugabe: He is the President of Zimbabwe... since 1987. As one of the leaders of the rebel groups in opposition to white minority rule, he was elected Prime Minister in 1980, serving in that office as head of the government, until 1987, when he became the country's first executive head of state. Having constant health issues lot of the time, will he finally resign office in favor of the lord this Christmas? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 5,997 Posted November 8, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #9 Joni Mitchell Joni Mitchell is regarded as one of the greatest songwriters of her generation.She is also one of the tobacco industries most loyal customers having smoked since she was 9 years old.She suffered a brain aneurysm last year and is self diagnosed with morgellons disease (A condition treated with skepticism in the medical world).Could this festive season see Joni take a big yellow taxi to heaven?And come Christmas morning will she have looked at mortality from both sides? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 5,997 Posted November 8, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #10: Jacques Delors Former socialist French finance minister and one time president of the European commission Jacques Delors is now 91.Will he be reunited with his biggest fan Mrs Thatcher in time for Christmas dinner? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,119 Posted November 8, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #11 John Wetton: Prog rocker who collaborated with bands such as Yes, Roxy Music and Genesis. However, his most famous stints are his time as lead singer of King Crimson before Robert Fripp disbanded the band for a while, and as the front man for Asia, a band that is still around to this day. Recently, he has gotten a ton of health issues, ranging from metastatic cancer, heart problems, and most recently, septic shock. Only time will time if he'll get the Christmas gift of death. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 5,997 Posted November 8, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #12 Bill Clinton Could the prospect of being back in the White House surrounded by fresh faced interns make former President and potential first gentleman Bill`s dodgy ticker permanently skip a beat? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,016 Posted November 8, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #9 Joni Mitchell Joni Mitchell is regarded as one of the greatest songwriters of her generation.She is also one of the tobacco industries most loyal customers having smoked since she was 9 years old.She suffered a brain aneurysm last year and is self diagnosed with morgellons disease (A condition treated with skepticism in the medical world).Could this festive season see Joni take a big yellow taxi to heaven?And come Christmas morning will she have looked at mortality from both sides? That's what I call a fag hag! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,016 Posted November 8, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #13 Glen Campbell Think Peter Falk...but he's still breathing 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,016 Posted November 8, 2016 Death Slam Guide #6 Zsa Zsa effing Gabor! Multiple marriage specialist and long-standing toppler tease who's rapidly running out of extremities to stand anything on. There are those who claim her to be immortal and more pragmatic types who'd argue we should pay out the points the second the selected amputations around her body tip 51% of what she used to have. Then again, she might die in December! Not going to lie:I still would! FFS SotD So dead pooling is the most honourable of your activities Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,016 Posted November 8, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #14 Desmond Carrington Dead pool wank fodder of the highest order - doddery, already ancient and battling multiple health problems; a recipe spiced up with the realisation that - by common consent - he lived for his work and he's just been invalided into retirement (and fuck knows, you'd have to be in a really bad way to be so unfit you can't talk into a microphone and name a few tunes). Oh aye, and it's been a major year for old school DJ deaths - Wogan, The Cashman, Sir Jimmy... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 5,997 Posted November 8, 2016 Death Slam Guide #6 Zsa Zsa effing Gabor! Multiple marriage specialist and long-standing toppler tease who's rapidly running out of extremities to stand anything on. There are those who claim her to be immortal and more pragmatic types who'd argue we should pay out the points the second the selected amputations around her body tip 51% of what she used to have. Then again, she might die in December! Not going to lie:I still would! FFS SotD So dead pooling is the most honourable of your activities One of them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,565 Posted November 8, 2016 Death Slam Guide #6 Zsa Zsa effing Gabor! Multiple marriage specialist and long-standing toppler tease who's rapidly running out of extremities to stand anything on. There are those who claim her to be immortal and more pragmatic types who'd argue we should pay out the points the second the selected amputations around her body tip 51% of what she used to have. Then again, she might die in December! Not going to lie:I still would! Access would be fairly easy from one side Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,904 Posted November 8, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #15 Lupita Tovar She's 106 Was already an adult in her 20's when she acted in the first Mexican Talkie 84 years ago One of the last people left on this planet who would think of Zsa Zsa as some punk kid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 5,997 Posted November 8, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #16 Clare Hollingworth One of the first high profile female British journalists.Worked for the telegraph in 1939 and was the first journalist to break the news of WW2.Her career carried on across the cold war and she reported from nearly every country in the world.Currently lives in Hong Kong after moving thinking China would be the next big superpower.Now 105 completely blind suffering from dementia and has suffered several heart attacks and strokes.Is a tough old bird who can still walk with assistance and travel to a nearby restaurant for champagne. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,565 Posted November 8, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #16 Clare Hollingworth One of the first high profile female British journalists.Worked for the telegraph in 1939 and was the first journalist to break the news of WW2.Her career carried on across the cold war and she reported from nearly every country in the world.Currently lives in Hong Kong after moving thinking China would be the next big superpower.Now 105 completely blind suffering from dementia and has suffered several heart attacks and strokes.Is a tough old bird who can still walk with assistance and travel to a nearby restaurant for champagne. Haha - you been looking through your little black book Shaun? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 5,997 Posted November 8, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #16 Clare Hollingworth One of the first high profile female British journalists.Worked for the telegraph in 1939 and was the first journalist to break the news of WW2.Her career carried on across the cold war and she reported from nearly every country in the world.Currently lives in Hong Kong after moving thinking China would be the next big superpower.Now 105 completely blind suffering from dementia and has suffered several heart attacks and strokes.Is a tough old bird who can still walk with assistance and travel to a nearby restaurant for champagne. Haha - you been looking through your little black book Shaun? No need for a black book my memory is pretty decent when it comes to deadpooling.Shame it fails me on most important things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 5,997 Posted November 8, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #16 Clare Hollingworth One of the first high profile female British journalists.Worked for the telegraph in 1939 and was the first journalist to break the news of WW2.Her career carried on across the cold war and she reported from nearly every country in the world.Currently lives in Hong Kong after moving thinking China would be the next big superpower.Now 105 completely blind suffering from dementia and has suffered several heart attacks and strokes.Is a tough old bird who can still walk with assistance and travel to a nearby restaurant for champagne. Haha - you been looking through your little black book Shaun? No need for a black book my memory is pretty decent when it comes to deadpooling.Shame it fails me on most important things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,565 Posted November 8, 2016 I think you missed my attempt at a joke based on your Zsa Zsa comment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,119 Posted November 8, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #17 Justin Beiber: This is the devil. His annoying voice with the generic and bland music makes him both one of the most beloved and hated artists of all time (hope everyone goes with the latter). Having been through a lot of controversy, will a drug overdose on Christmas Day end his purpose in life to torment us? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 5,997 Posted November 8, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #18 Peter Sallis Beloved British Actor who had a varied career on stage and screen but will always be best remembered for starring as Clegg in every episode of Last of the Summer Wine and as voicing the Wensleydale loving bald Northern inventor Wallace in the Wallace and Gromit franchise.Now retired due to old age and macular degeneration.Will it be last of the mulled wine for Peter? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 5,997 Posted November 8, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #19 Hillary Clinton Creepy impersonal corrupt career politician backed by wall street who may well become the first female president for the simple reason she isn`t Donald Trump!Will her recent pneumonia battle and rumors of ill health from conspiracy theorists prove true will she be the biggest addition to this years much speculated "69 Club" (and I don`t mean a secret club Bill is part of)! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
