Grim Up North 3,565 Posted March 31, 2017 10 hours ago, msc said: I've got a coin, I'll flip to determine who is Heads and who is Tails, and then you get best of 5. Penalty shootout style. Unless the Reaper has other plans. I'd pick Tails if I had a choice. If Chorizo posts that he would pick Heads can we have the side of our choice? Presuming our remaining teams survive to midnight of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,761 Posted March 31, 2017 Hahaha, no, as by picking Tails you are getting the advantage of pushing him towards Heads. Although, I have now committed to the check, and can confirm the following details tonight if there is a draw: Captain Chorizo will be Heads, Grim Up North will be Tails. Deadsox will be Tails, Pedro will be Heads. On the luck of the draw, you get your wish there, on the flip of the coin. Well, I suppose it was 50/50... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 8,652 Posted March 31, 2017 To be honest I would rather have been defeated by a large margin than by a single Lisa Magill point. It is this games equivalent of diving to get a penalty. Good like RadGuy for the next round. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,565 Posted March 31, 2017 Either me or Capt Choz are going through (at the moment) because we both dived for that penalty and the ref fell for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,367 Posted March 31, 2017 Once again doing a final round of scouting and assessment of my squad as I keep my fingers crossed none of Dead Cow's differential quarry drop dead in the next few hours. Assuming that our tallies stand as they are, well done Cow, that was some top notch pooling with some exciting end-game twists to boot, and as others have said upthread, it's unlucky that we faced each other when elsewhere it's looking like a zero-point team will proceed to Round 3! It merits mention that if gcreptile didn't also go for Nome, or if Sparks was less off-the-radar, you'd be the projected winner. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dead Cow 620 Posted March 31, 2017 Thanks DI. Right from the get-go I knew it was going to take a mammoth effort to dispose of a deadpooling great such as yourself. Whilst, unfortunately, the giant-killing was not to be, to come as close as I did is an achievement which I can be proud of. In the meantime, I've sent msc a team just in case a last minute upset is to occur. Otherwise, I'll be sure to post it in this thread for anyone who may be interested. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,761 Posted March 31, 2017 So, just DDT (or Switch) and DI (who has mentioned it coming in later up thread). 5 hours and 6 mins till I can sort out a masterlist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,761 Posted March 31, 2017 All the teams are likely in now (2 not in but...unlikely to advance). Just need to wait for any last minute twists (or lack of twists). 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Switch 139 Posted March 31, 2017 Submitted a half-assed team just in case. Congrats to Death Impends on (presumably) a victory. Even if I had picked Martin McGuinness, I would have lost. Good luck in the next rounds. I briefly considered picking a half-decent team for the birthpool, but in the end I was too lazy for that, so I submitted pretty much the same team as I did for this month. Doesn't matter though, as I still will not have the chance to run this month. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,367 Posted March 31, 2017 My team name is now William Henry Harrison Die-In-A-Month Squad, keeping with the US President theme of my DDP alias. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,288 Posted March 31, 2017 All change for my team, apart from Al-Bagdhadi. Incidentally, I had this really strange dream that he became the new leader of the Liberal Democrats and started advocating against Brexit in the same fashion he has attempted to promote the Islamic cause. Credit to my reserves for getting me this far, but I need a bit more strength and depth in the squad to make progress. Hoping a couple of hitherto unknown signings make the grade. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,013 Posted March 31, 2017 Respect to Spade - good luck everyone Here's the team submitted and unlikely to play; might just keep tabs on where they would have finished points wise in April ROUND THREE 1 – Errol Christie 2 – Emma Morano 3 – Leah Bracknell 4 - Gord Downie 5 – Sasha Lakovic 6 – King Michael of Romania 7 - Ralph Clark (centenarian paedo scum) 8 – Catherine Nevin 9 – Anne Hamilton-Byrne 10 – Bessie Camm 11 – Tony Booth SUB - Reinhard Hardegen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,761 Posted March 31, 2017 And it's QUARTERFINALS time! Bad luck to The Dead Cow, amazing match, my hats off to you. Better luck next time. Also unlucky Garn2, but Heef again shows quality. Now, those drawn games. Actual conversation 5 minutes ago: Wife: What are you doing? Me: Trying to do a penalty shootout via toss of the coin Wife: *laughs hysterically* No street cred, me. Here is the "shootouts". Chorizo (Heads) vs Grim Up North (Tails) - Heads. Chorizo leads 1-0. - Tails. We are drawn at 1-1. - Tails. Grim leads 2-1. - Heads. We are drawn 2-2. - The decider Tails. Grim Up North wins the 50/50 Decider 3-2. Bad luck to Captain Chorizo. Deadsox (Tails) vs Pedro (Heads) - Heads. Pedro leads 1-0. - Tails – 1-1. - Tails. Deadsox leads 2-1. - Tails. - Deadsox wins the 50/50 Decider 3-1. - Bad luck to Pedro 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,761 Posted March 31, 2017 Quarterfinals Masterlist (feel free to point out the usual errors) 1. Akhand, Lucky – GUN, DI 2. Al-Baghdadi – DDT, Deadsox 3. Betts, Emma – RG, Heef 4. Bracknell Leah – deadsox, Heef 5. Bush Sr, George - Heef 6. Cahill, Leo – Gcreptile 7. Camm, Bess – deadsox 8. Campbell, Glen - Heef 9. Christie, Errol – DDT, Spade, GUN, RG 10. DiMatteo, Jason - Spade 11. Downie, Gord – DDT, Spade, GUN, RG, Heef 12. Elias, Rayya - GUN 13. Emeteole, Kelechi – Spade 14. Graham, Rev b - deadsox 15. Hamilton-Byrne – Gcreptile, GUN 16. Hart, Smith - DDT 17. Hodgkin, Stuart – Gcreptile, DDT 18. James, Clive - Heef 19. Kaur, Mohinder – Gcreptile 20. Karunanidhi, M – Gcreptile 21. Kaye, T - Heef 22. Kentner, Barbara – Spade 23. Klasnic, Ivan - Heef 24. Knell, Bill – DDT 25. Lakovic, Sasha – GUN, deadsox, Heef 26. Levy, Michael – Spade, DI 27. Meads, Colin – deadsox 28. Meredith, Roderick - DI 29. Merrill, Dina - Heef 30. Michael of Romania – GUN, deadsox, RG 31. Marshall-Everitt, Barry - DI 32. Modrak, Tom - DI 33. Morano, Emma - deadsox 34. Nevin, Catherine – Gcreptile, DDT, Spade, GUN, deadsox, RG, Heef, DI 35. Noriega, Manuel – Gcreptile, DI 36. Perez, J - RG 37. Perham, Michael – DDT 38. Perkins, Carl (Herbs) - RG 39. Purchase, Michelle – Spade, RG 40. Reid, Iain – Gcreptile 41. Richner, Beat – Gcreptile, DDT 42. Ricketts, Simon – Deadsox 43. Rusher, Brandy – RG 44. Schmidt, Edwin - DI 45. Spada, J – Spade 46. Stefansson, Stefan Karl - deadsox 47. Stros, Jerry - DDT 48. Stros, Susan – Gcreptile, DDT 49. Van der Laan – Spade, RG 50. Vang, Nengmy - DI 51. Van-Zandvliet – GUN, RG, DI 52. Vervoort - GUN 53. Vennari John – Gcreptile, GUN, DI 54. Vorderman, Edwina - Spade 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,761 Posted March 31, 2017 1. DDT vs Rad’s Die-monds in the Sky (Rad Guy) 2. “O” (Gcreptile) vs William Henry Harrison Die-in-a-Month Squad (Death Impends) 3. 101 Great Practical Jokes with Luciano Re Cecconi (Spade Cooley) vs Deadsox 4. The GUN’11 (Grim Up North) vs Heef Quarterfinals DDT (Nevin, Al-Baghdadi, Hodgkin S, Hart S, Downie, Richner B, Christie, Knell B, Stros J, Stros S, Perham M) VsRad Guy (Betts E, Christie, Downie, Michael, Nevin, Perez J, Perkins C, Purchase M, Rusher B, Van der Laan, Van-Zandvliet) Gcreptile (Nevin, Vennari J, Cahill L, Noriega, Richner B, Stros S, Hamilton-Byrne, Hodgkin, Reid I, Kaur M, Karunanidhi) vsDeath Impends (Nevin, Van-Zandvliet, Noriega, Meredith RC, Akhand L, Vennari, Marshall-Everitt B, Modrak T, Levy M, Vang N, Schmidt Fr E) Spade Cooley (Downie, Spada J, Christie, Nevin, Kentner B, Van der Laan, DiMatteo J, Purchase M, Emeteole, Levy M, Vorderman E) vsdeadsox (al-baghdadi, Bracknell, Camm B, Rev B Graham, Lakovic, Meads, Michael, Morano, Nevin, Ricketts, Karl) Grim Up North (Downie, Nevin, Christie, Vennari J, Elias, Lakovic, Hamilton-Byrne, Van-Zandvliet, Akhand L, Michael, Vervoort) vsHeef (Kaye T, Bracknell, Downie, Betts E, Campbell G, Lakovic, Nevin, James CLIVE, Bush Sr, Merril D, Klasnic) 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,761 Posted March 31, 2017 Oh, and you want the Semifinal draw? You can't handle the Semifinal draw!!!! Err, I mean, here it is: 1. Gcreptile or Death Impends vs Grim or Heef 2. Spade or Deadsox vs DDT or Rad Guy 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 3,455 Posted March 31, 2017 So...quarter past midnight...has one of gc's team died yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pedro67 227 Posted March 31, 2017 18 minutes ago, msc said: Deadsox (Tails) vs Pedro (Heads) - Heads. Pedro leads 1-0. - Tails – 1-1. - Tails. Deadsox leads 2-1. - Tails. - Deadsox wins the 50/50 Decider 3-1. - Bad luck to Pedro Good Luck Deadsox 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,288 Posted March 31, 2017 Catherine Nevin picked by everybody 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,761 Posted March 31, 2017 1 minute ago, DevonDeathTrip said: Catherine Nevin picked by everybody Hah! I was so busy putting the list together I never even noticed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,119 Posted March 31, 2017 1 hour ago, DevonDeathTrip said: All change for my team, apart from Al-Bagdhadi. Incidentally, I had this really strange dream that he became the new leader of the Liberal Democrats and started advocating against Brexit in the same fashion he has attempted to promote the Islamic cause. Credit to my reserves for getting me this far, but I need a bit more strength and depth in the squad to make progress. Hoping a couple of hitherto unknown signings make the grade. Didn't you have Downie last time as well? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,367 Posted April 1, 2017 Does surprise me a little that Noriega only has presence within my/gcreptile's tie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dead Cow 620 Posted April 1, 2017 Right, here's what my team would have been. 1. Peter Kreeft 2. Paul Van-Zandvliet 3. John Vennari 4. Lucky Akhand 5. Ronodeep Bose 6. Catherine Nevin 7. Brandy Rusher 8. Leo Cahill 9. Armando Arrieta Granados 10. Gord Downie 11. John Wraw I think DI's team is better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,119 Posted April 1, 2017 The only one I'm going to call is Spade's and Deadsox's match, and predicting Spade will move on (Ricketts, Stefansson and Bracknell dying in April? I really can't see that with any of them, unless one of them takes a turn for the worse.) Although I did notice RadGuy took one of Spade's uniques away. EDIT: 2 actually! Although I'm surprised Van Der Laan hasn't appeared on more teams. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
