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I reckon with the month limit and 11 a side, it's far too close to call in most cases.

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If deathray vs heef continues at this rate they'll have to upload it to porn hub.

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If deathray vs heef continues at this rate they'll have to upload it to porn hub.

 

He's had one hit, settle down. And aren't you too young to know what pornhub is?

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I'm not commenting on my own game, but here are the teams I see advancing:

 

Cpt. Chorizo

Grim Up North

Heef

Garn 2

RadGuy

The Dead Cow

Pedro vs Jiroemon - a tie??

Switch

MPFC

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Don't you mean MPFC vs Morbidkid?

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Don't you mean MPFC vs Morbidkid?

Correct again! I'm obviously losing my mind,

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I'm not commenting on my own game, but here are the teams I see advancing:

 

Cpt. Chorizo

Grim Up North

Heef

Garn 2

RadGuy

The Dead Cow

Pedro vs Jiroemon - a tie??

Switch

MPFC

Thanks for the vote of confidence. A penguin never forgets.

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Bring it on!!!

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Msc.... it's 2-2!

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  1. Young Willz Thistle Do Nicely v Captain Chorizo
  2. Maryportfuncity FC v Morbid Kid 0-0
  3. The GUN’11 (Grim Up North) v JoeyRuss 2-0
  4. Deathray v Heef 0-2
  5. Chopped Liver v Death Comes to Wembley (Garn2) 0-0
  6. Shaun of the Dead v Rad Guy 0-0
  7. Charon v The Dead Cow 0-0
  8. The Cooler Name (Switch) v I Might Have to Pull You Off at Half-Time (Rockhopperpenguin) 0-0
  9. Pedro67 v Jiroemon Kimura 0-0
  10. Msc v Gcreptile 2-2

 

With less than 21 hours on the clock, yours truly equalises against Gcreptile, and Grim Up North takes the lead in a very hotly contested fight with Joey Russ.

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Looks like it's an allround vote of no confidence in poor old Choppy. Maybe it's all these uniques that have people worried.

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Who was the particular goal scorer in this instance? (Carrington?)

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Desmond Carrington and Bernie Portenski so far.

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That brings Jiroemon's sub Nobby Stiles into play instead. Bad luck JK, both on the timing and on the host not nicking a "Favourite Paedo Scum" rule from Maryport.

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That brings Jiroemon's sub Nobby Stiles into play instead. Bad luck JK, both on the timing and on the host not nicking a "Favourite Paedo Scum" rule from Maryport.

 

As JK's opponent, I read with interest, and then misread 'Favourite Pedro Scum'.

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Sounds like The Dead Cow could be going 3-0 up on Charon before the end of the day. One of his unique picks, the former Brazilian First Lady, is brain dead. Unfortunately for TDC, points only count once a person is dead dead.

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Coincidentally, I saw a documentary on organ "harvesting" last week. Basically, Da Silva is dead. If she's an organ donor, she should die-die soon. But the machines can keep her heart beating for quite some time.

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TDC would be well pissed off if they kept her heart going for 4 weeks whilst reaping her non-essential organs! :flame2:

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From twitter, the South American press is calling her dead en masse.

 

We just need:

 

"Qualifying obits? Every single English language newspaper in the universe. Also Le Monde and the biggest selling newspaper in Germany (Die Zeit?)."

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Both of those count. It's a break of serve (if you will) for The Dead Cow and Gcreptile!

 

 

  1. Young Willz Thistle Do Nicely v Captain Chorizo 0-0
  2. Maryportfuncity FC v Morbid Kid 0-0
  3. The GUN’11 (Grim Up North) v JoeyRuss 2-0
  4. Deathray v Heef 0-2
  5. Chopped Liver v Death Comes to Wembley (Garn2) 0-0
  6. Shaun of the Dead v Rad Guy 0-0
  7. Charon v The Dead Cow 0-3
  8. The Cooler Name (Switch) v I Might Have to Pull You Off at Half-Time (Rockhopperpenguin) 0-0
  9. Pedro67 v Jiroemon Kimura 0-0
  10. Msc v Gcreptile 2-5
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The Death List Cup should perhaps change its name to The Death List Cull!

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