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18 hours ago, msc said:

The tabloids seem to think William does nothing but shag his wife, going by how often the pregnancy rumours arise.

 

Well, they may have a point - he isn't troubled by a taxing day job or sleepless nights wondering how he'll climb the career ladder is he?

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15 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said:

 

Well, they may have a point - he isn't troubled by a taxing day job or sleepless nights wondering how he'll climb the career ladder is he?

 

True, he probably has child minders and people to do stuff but I tended to find marriage plus toddlers = libido killer, myself. :P

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On 14/01/2017 at 21:00, Handrejka said:

 

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On 03/07/2017 at 09:14, msc said:

 

True, he probably has child minders and people to do stuff but I tended to find marriage plus toddlers = libido killer, myself. :P

 

 

A fair point msc - I'm usually shit hot at the pub quiz stuff where they read a few news headlines or titles of hit records and ask you to name the year. But if that's around the time Young Maryport was a baby or toddler my accuracy goes to shit. It wasn't the libido itself that was the problem - more the levels of exhaustion that left me questioning which planet I inhabited.

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On 7/2/2017 at 15:09, msc said:

The tabloids seem to think William does nothing but shag his wife, going by how often the pregnancy rumours arise.

They most likely were told to have lots of children so Prince Harry will not have a chance to be King. Another thing: The Queens 2 Oldest children (Charles and Anne) look a lot different from her two youngest children (Andrew and Edward). Different body and head structures. Very strange indeed. 

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2 hours ago, theoldlady said:

Another thing: The Queens 2 Oldest children (Charles and Anne) look a lot different from her two youngest children (Andrew and Edward). Different body and head structures. Very strange indeed. 

 

http://www.themortonreport.com/celebrity/september-11th-2001-the-day-the-queen-lost-her-best-friend/

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On ‎05‎/‎07‎/‎2017 at 07:01, theoldlady said:

They most likely were told to have lots of children so Prince Harry will not have a chance to be King. Another thing: The Queens 2 Oldest children (Charles and Anne) look a lot different from her two youngest children (Andrew and Edward). Different body and head structures. Very strange indeed. 

Do you mean structures or shape? I've looked really hard at the photos but the structures seem to be the same (head on top of the body, two arms, two legs, and the accessories - eyes, nose, mouth etc. - all in the right place).

 

Much as it'd be tabloid gold to prove the younger two to be bastard offspring I - personally - doubt it. Their slightly different shape (more prone to fat etc.) could pretty much be down to the ratio of hours actually worked to food scoffed. Andrew in particular seems partial to a snack and averse to hard graft with a slightly lived-in face that speaks volumes about an unfulfilled life whilst Edward is basically pampered, generally useless and so far down the royal pecking order his very existence verges on pointless. (Republican) rant over!

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On 14/04/2017 at 14:02, Sean said:

Simon Cowell

Mick Jagger

Ronnie Wood

The Duchess of Cambridge

Pippa Middleton

Robbie Williams

Emma Watson

Meghan Markle

Kendall Jenner

Kylie Jenner

Sam Faiers

Michelle Keegan

Ivanka Trump

Chloe Smith MP

Stephanie Davis

Katie Price

Peter Andre

Katie Piper

Ed Sheeran

Courtney Stodden

 

My entry previously sent to Heef.

 

 

 

 

Wooooooooo

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Kylie Jenner apparently pregant.

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Pretty much underway at last. Good luck to the small number of participants!

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Kylie Jenner has given birth to a baby girl.

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10 points for me 

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Is anyone keen for a 2019 round of the Birthing Pool?

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Yes especially seeing as I am winning this year's at present.

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I would try to participate.

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On 1/14/2017 at 21:16, Deathray said:

Also how are we treating surrogate mothers? If the celeb uses a/acts as a surrogate mother do we score points?

Anyone go for Tom Daley/Dustin Lance Black

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On 21/01/2017 at 20:11, Predictor said:

My entry:

 

 

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1. Pippa Middleton

2. Michael Phelps

3. Fergie (the one with the humps)

4. Sunny Leone

5. Vanessa Hudgens

6. Kevin Hart

7. Josh Brolin

8. Kate Hudson

9. Morgan Schneiderlin

10. Adele

11. Katherine Jenkins

12. Cameron Diaz

13. Serena Williams

14. Billy Joel

15. Kirsten Dunst

16. Kourtney Kardashian

17. Robbie Williams

18. Jim Iyke

19. Miranda Kerr

20. Queen Elizabeth llGod impregnate the Queen

 

https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/magazines/panache/sunny-leone-announces-birth-of-twins-tweets-about-it/articleshow/63167825.cms

 

I get a twin bonus for Sunny Leone, correct? :) EDIT: Wtf, it says something about surrogacy? Meh, you'd think that a former porn actress of all people would be able to do it the normal way...

 

Also, Katherine Jenkins is expected to have a child later this year. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5080753/Katherine-Jenkins-pregnant-second-time.html

 

Kirsten Dunst too. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5330967/Kirsten-Dunst-finally-CONFIRMS-pregnancy.html

 

Miranda Kerr is also pregnant. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/5395382/pregnant-miranda-kerr-flashes-her-baby-bump-at-lunch-in-la/

 

Dunno if I should feel proud or embarrassed of the fact that I seem to have a knack for this type of game. :rolleyes:
 

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On 2017-01-14 at 23:06, Heef said:

Another good question. I'd say yes, it should count. I'm open to the idea that using a surrogate should score fewer points, but the idea of scoring for surrogacy makes up-front research more valuable, as there may have been news/articles etc. about a particular celebrity looking to use surrogacy.

So what would be the verdict in a case like this?

 

http://indianexpress.com/article/entertainment/bollywood/sunny-leone-daniel-weber-three-children-family-photo-5086452/

 

"We chose to do surrogacy with a fertilised egg from Daniel's genes and my genes. Asher and Noah are our biological children and God sent us a angel surrogate to carry our boys until they were born."

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On 2018-02-06 at 09:09, Heef said:

Is anyone keen for a 2019 round of the Birthing Pool?

No, cuz you're a shite pool host who can't answer a participant's question, despite having logged in multiple times after said question was asked (10 days ago). Even "not sure, I need more time to think about it" would be better than no reply at all.

 

FFS man. :glare:

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You're quite right of course. I couldn't open the link at the time I read it, and then forgot about it. C'est la vie.

 

As I said, in that previous post, that surrogacy should definitely count. And there should be the bonuses in the event of it being a multiple birth. However, what I don't think is reasonable is for the age bonuses to apply, as a surrogate can be used by people of any age with an equal likelihood of success. As such, the points scored would be for the lowest age bracket.

 

So, I think that's 15 points.

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Well I am in for next year for the record!

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Name Age DoB Notes Points
Simon Cowell 58 7/10/59    
Mick Jagger 74 26/07/43    
Ronnie Wood 70 1/06/47    
The Duchess of Cambridge 36 9/01/82 pregnant  
Pippa Middleton 34 6/09/83    
Robbie Williams 44 13/02/74    
Emma Watson 27 14/04/90    
Meghan Markle 36 4/08/81    
Kendall Jenner 22 3/11/95    
Kylie Jenner 20 10/08/97 Gave birth 01/02/18 10
Sam Faiers 27 31/12/90 Gave birth 11/11/17  
Michelle Keegan 30 3/06/87    
Ivanka Trump 36 30/10/81    
Chloe Smith MP 35 17/05/82    
Stephanie Davis 25 8/03/93    
Katie Price 39 22/05/78    
Peter Andre 45 27/02/73    
Katie Piper 34 12/10/83 Gave birth 13/12/17  
Ed Sheeran 27 17/02/91    
Courtney Stodden 23 29/08/94    
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James Jordan 39 13/04/78    
Ronnie Wood 70 1/06/47    
Ed Sheeran 27 17/02/91    
Robbie Williams 44 13/02/74    
Jimi Mistry 45 1/01/73    
Jason Manford 36 26/05/81    
Olivier Sarkozy 48 26/05/69    
Prince Harry 33 15/09/84    
Ashton Kutcher 40 7/02/78    
Mark Cavendish 32 21/05/85    
Adele 29 5/05/88    
Karen Clifton 35 20/04/82    
Katy Perry 33 25/10/84    
Keira Knightley 32 25/03/85    
Chloe Madeley 30 13/07/87    
Michelle Keegan 30 3/06/87    
Victoria Coren Mitchell 45 18/08/72    
Emmy Rossum 31 12/09/86    
Emma Bunton 42 21/01/76    
January Jones 40 5/01/78    
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Pippa Middleton 34 6/09/83    
2. Michael Phelps 32 30/06/85 Birth 12/02/18 15
3. Fergie (the one with the humps) 42 27/03/75    
4. Sunny Leone 36 13/05/81 Surrogate Twins 03/04/18 15
5. Vanessa Hudgens 29 14/12/88    
6. Kevin Hart 38 6/07/79 Birth 21/11/17  
7. Josh Brolin 50 12/02/68    
8. Kate Hudson 38 19/04/79    
9. Morgan Schneiderlin 28 8/11/89    
10. Adele 29 5/05/88    
11. Katherine Jenkins 37 29/06/80 Pregnant  
12. Cameron Diaz 45 30/08/72    
13. Serena Williams 36 26/09/81 Birth 1/09/17  
14. Billy Joel 68 9/05/49 Birth 22/10/17  
15. Kirsten Dunst 35 30/04/82    
16. Kourtney Kardashian 38 18/04/79    
17. Robbie Williams 44 13/02/74    
18. Jim Iyke 41 25/09/76    
19. Miranda Kerr 34 20/04/83 Pregnant  
20. Queen Elizabeth ll ♫God impregnate the Queen 91 21/04/26    
        30

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