Toast 16,149 Posted November 23, 2020 Shirley Maclaine was born in 1934, but the thread is about Joan Collins, who was born in 1933. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,654 Posted November 23, 2020 20 minutes ago, Toast said: Shirley Maclaine was born in 1934, but the thread is about Joan Collins, who was born in 1933. That's what I thought and hence why I highlighted her name when I quoted the post from 2017, which was the last place MacLaine was discussed on the forum, according to the search function. Time for her own thread? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,149 Posted November 23, 2020 26 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said: That's what I thought and hence why I highlighted her name when I quoted the post from 2017, which was the last place MacLaine was discussed on the forum, according to the search function. Time for her own thread? Not if there's nothing to say. In the event that there is any news about her, wouldn't Hollywood Possibilities do? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,346 Posted November 23, 2020 5 hours ago, Ulitzer95 said: Are you sure? Every source online says 1934... My mistake I thought you were talking about Joan Collins Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted November 23, 2020 All I can say is that Joan Collins was a legend. She will be sadly missed when she goes. I am praying for her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathrace 1,171 Posted November 23, 2020 In theory she should be ok for a few more years but her sister had a very sudden decline so anything's possible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted November 23, 2020 1 hour ago, CoffinLodger said: All I can say is that Joan Collins was a legend. She will be sadly missed when she goes. I am praying for her. Yeah, you have watched EVERYTHING she has ever been in, ya tosser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,400 Posted November 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Yeah, you have watched EVERYTHING she has ever been in, ya tosser. Cried over it all, in fact. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,346 Posted January 2, 2021 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9106897/I-turned-Bobby-Kennedy-says-Joan-Collins-joins-friend-PIERS-MORGAN-lunch.html Joan Collins starts revealing lots of new secrets at the age of 87 including the revelation that she turned down the opportunity to have sex with Bobby Kennedy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
six feet blunder 161 Posted January 2, 2021 Blimey Is There Any Woman Of That Era The Kennedy Brothers Didnt Try To Bed 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,346 Posted January 3, 2021 20 hours ago, six feet blunder said: Blimey Is There Any Woman Of That Era The Kennedy Brothers Didnt Try To Bed Angela Lansbury? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,346 Posted January 10, 2021 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9131233/amp/Joan-Collins-87-reveals-given-Covid-19-vaccination.html Joan Collins has received her coronavirus jab. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,089 Posted January 10, 2021 4 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9131233/amp/Joan-Collins-87-reveals-given-Covid-19-vaccination.html Joan Collins has received her coronavirus jab. What is the difference between Joan Collins and a Kitkat? You can only get four fingers in a Kitkat. Sorry. Goodnight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,346 Posted January 10, 2021 29 minutes ago, Bentrovato said: What is the difference between Joan Collins and a Kitkat? You can only get four fingers in a Kitkat. Sorry. Goodnight. Now that is very naughty! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,089 Posted January 10, 2021 3 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: Now that is very naughty! See 28 March 2020 post. We are living in a loop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,346 Posted January 10, 2021 37 minutes ago, Bentrovato said: See 28 March 2020 post. We are living in a loop. Perhaps we are both bots!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,149 Posted January 10, 2021 41 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: Now that is very naughty! It's positively ancient. I remember my boss coming out with that one in about 1980. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted January 10, 2021 Be it 2021, March 2020 or even about 1980, the word 'can' must be omitted for the joke to function at its optimum level. Yours in jest, Professor Jokey McJokeface, University of Comedy, Milton Keynes. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,089 Posted January 10, 2021 6 minutes ago, harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy said: Be it 2021, March 2020 or even about 1980, the word 'can' must be omitted for the joke to function at its optimum level. Yours in jest, Professor Jokey McJokeface, University of Comedy, Milton Keynes. I shall remember your advice for next year. Thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,588 Posted January 11, 2021 14 hours ago, Toast said: It's positively ancient. I remember my boss coming out with that one in about 1980. Rings on her fingers. Bells on her toes. Mattress on her back. In case she meets someone she knows Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One shot Paddy 1,206 Posted January 11, 2021 15 hours ago, Toast said: It's positively ancient. I remember my boss coming out with that one in about 1980. About 1990 my French teacher came off with "what's the difference between Joan Collins and the M1? Not everyone has been up the M1". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,089 Posted January 19, 2021 How to tell the end is nigh. A few years ago she would have had them stripped and sent to her boudoir. Instead.... Joan Collins calls police after spotting 'maskless workmen on her balcony' (msn.com) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted January 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Bentrovato said: How to tell the end is nigh. A few years ago she would have had them stripped and sent to her boudoir. Instead.... Joan Collins calls police after spotting 'maskless workmen on her balcony' (msn.com) They weren't real police. Nudge, nudge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,346 Posted March 14, 2021 https://www.instagram.com/p/CMaIJ-RFUuO/?igshid=5t3ygz7k5ubu Joan Collins has revealed the sad news that her 49 year old god daughter actress Milicia Kastner has died. She is the daughter of american film producer Elliott Kastner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyfiona 2,590 Posted March 14, 2021 Joan Collins was on Saturday Night Takeaway last night during the sea shanty part and she looked like she had no fun at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
