Joey Russ 7,228 Posted March 14, 2021 35 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: https://www.instagram.com/p/CMaIJ-RFUuO/?igshid=5t3ygz7k5ubu Joan Collins has revealed the sad news that her 49 year old god daughter actress Milicia Kastner has died. She is the daughter of american film producer Elliott Kastner. Well there goes a potential sneaky pick for future dead pools 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,346 Posted March 14, 2021 14 minutes ago, Joey Russ said: Well there goes a potential sneaky pick for future dead pools Indeed. Almost certainly would have been a unique pick for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,346 Posted September 19, 2021 This latest controversy might raise the blood pressure of a clearly angry 88 year old Joan Collins. The Mail on Sunday today published rumours and claims made that Joan had sex with the late Conservative MP Alan Clark, which she has strenuously denied. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,089 Posted September 19, 2021 Only four fingers in a kitkat. Denies strenuous sex with a dead bloke. Marvellous. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MariNisia 4,202 Posted September 19, 2021 14 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: This latest controversy might raise the blood pressure of a clearly angry 88 year old Joan Collins. The Mail on Sunday today published rumours and claims made that Joan had sex with the late Conservative MP Alan Clark, which she has strenuously denied. Joan Collins... Genius and figure right up to the grave. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slackhurst Broadcasting 374 Posted September 20, 2021 I seem to recall that Alan Clark liked them young. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,346 Posted December 23, 2021 New up to date photo of Joan Collins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lafaucheuse 4,051 Posted December 23, 2021 13 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: New up to date photo of Joan Collins. Looks 70, as usual, curious to see without the makeup though 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,089 Posted December 23, 2021 Next stop kitkats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,654 Posted December 23, 2021 I saw her being interviewed on the TV a few weeks ago. She literally jogged down the stairs and looked great. I can't imagine her troubling DL for at least another 5 years. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted December 23, 2021 49 minutes ago, Lafaucheuse said: Looks 70, as usual, curious to see without the makeup though Without the make up? 88. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,346 Posted December 23, 2021 15 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Without the make up? 88. There was a story I read online or rather an anecdote about Joan Collins. I can't vouch for its creditabilty but to me it rings true. An elderly woman got on a plane at Heathrow travelling to Los Angeles. She disappeared to the bathroom and seemed to take an awfully long time . Cabin crew were concerned and went to look for their passenger who's actually name is Joan Gibson. Super glamorous with a wig , make up and full attire Joan Collins emerged from the ladies bathroom and went and sat on the missing elderly looking ladies seat. Astonished staff and passengers were pleasantly shocked but relieved when they comprehended that the elderly lady taking 30 minutes in the bathroom who had caused some concerns and Joan Collins were the same person. When Joan Collins had a serious fire in her London apartment about 4 years ago there were similar reports of people seeing a distressed elderly lady talking to firefighters and only realising afterwards that the distressed elderly lady was Joan Collins. Her full make up , wig and full attire really is a transformative work of art. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lafaucheuse 4,051 Posted December 23, 2021 18 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: There was a story I read online or rather an anecdote about Joan Collins. I can't vouch for its creditabilty but to me it rings true. An elderly woman got on a plane at Heathrow travelling to Los Angeles. She disappeared to the bathroom and seemed to take an awfully long time . Cabin crew were concerned and went to look for their passenger who's actually name is Joan Gibson. Super glamorous with a wig , make up and full attire Joan Collins emerged from the ladies bathroom and went and sat on the missing elderly looking ladies seat. Astonished staff and passengers were pleasantly shocked but relieved when they comprehended that the elderly lady taking 30 minutes in the bathroom who had caused some concerns and Joan Collins were the same person. When Joan Collins had a serious fire in her London apartment about 4 years ago there were similar reports of people seeing a distressed elderly lady talking to firefighters and only realising afterwards that the distressed elderly lady was Joan Collins. Her full make up , wig and full attire really is a transformative work of art. This Joan Gibson ? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,346 Posted December 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, Lafaucheuse said: This Joan Gibson ? Yes but even there I think she is wearing one of her wigs? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,479 Posted December 23, 2021 10 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: Yes but even there I think she is wearing one of her wigs? Clearly puts her longevity down to no eating any of that awful broccoli. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,479 Posted January 1, 2022 Joan Collins doc on BBC2 tonight - one for @Gooseberry Crumble and her other DL admirers. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,346 Posted January 2, 2022 New up to date video message from Joan Collins so deadpoolers can judge and consider for themselves how she is. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,538 Posted February 5, 2022 On The Masked Singer tonight (as a panellist rather than dressing up as a tapir) for any form-spotters. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted February 5, 2022 She looks a bit like my Mother in Law. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ajlposh 548 Posted February 5, 2022 48 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: She looks a bit like my Mother in Law. Yeah I can totally see that! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,346 Posted February 17, 2022 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10524321/Joan-Collins-88-celebrates-20th-wedding-anniversary-throwback-snap.html 89 year old Joan Collins celebrates her 20th wedding anniversary- the longest lasting of her marriages. I wonder if she will be around to celebrate her 30th wedding anniversary in 2032? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lafaucheuse 4,051 Posted February 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10524321/Joan-Collins-88-celebrates-20th-wedding-anniversary-throwback-snap.html 89 year old Joan Collins celebrates her 20th wedding anniversary- the longest lasting of her marriages. I wonder if she will be around to celebrate her 30th wedding anniversary in 2032? I hope so but at that age… you never know… you could go anytime from a bad fall or something else… I mean… he’s 56 after all ! Reaching 66 seems quite optimistic… I think she’ll have to celebrate it alone sadly… but she’ll still be quite young and will have a lot of time to find true love again 2 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted July 20, 2022 She was briefly hospitalised for a pinched nerve, and then returned to her yacht: https://popculture.com/celebrity/news/joan-collins-hospitalized-monaco-pinched-nerve/ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,346 Posted February 23, 2023 https://www.instagram.com/p/CpAKyJstM9F/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY= Joan Collins had a close shave in London after nearly being knocked over by a masked cyclist. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,060 Posted February 23, 2023 5 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: https://www.instagram.com/p/CpAKyJstM9F/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY= Joan Collins had a close shave in London after nearly being knocked over by a masked cyclist. I hadn't realised Stephanie Beacham had taken up cycling again... 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
