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Last year, I only had one name rejected: Jackie Stallone. Fair nuff, as I guess she's pretty far on the side of being Fringes of Fame. I was going to put Steffan Lewis this year but thought against it since his Wiki article is a stub, and I usually try to put people with enough info on their Wiki (atleast)

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1 rejected because he died today: Simon Ricketts

My replacement was accepted. 

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Just now, theoldlady said:

1 rejected because he died today: Simon Ricketts

My replacement was accepted. 

Ricketts would’ve been rejected regardless of whether he lived or die, so you would’ve done a replacement anyways...

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I overall am planning on staying mum for alt Obits next year. However, I can confirm that I did have Hector Timerman on my alt Obits team, and as such will need to replace him now...

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Revision of my announcement on rejected picks.  Due to confusion over one selection - given there were two gentlemen who might've fit the description - one previously rejected pick has, upon clarification, been accepted.  Therefore, I had 13 rejected picks, along with two disallowed substitute picks.

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Who the fuck are you guys picking who are so fringes of fame they can't get into this?

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3 hours ago, Deathray said:

Who the fuck are you guys picking who are so fringes of fame they can't get into this?

If you can wait until January 1st, I'll name the rejected picks for whom I had to select replacements.  It'll give you an idea of the threshold of fame required for a pick to qualify.

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11 rejections, some of them, in my opinion, too strict - or at least, unbalanced. Other minor picks get through.

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First time player, list submitted.  Good luck, everyone!

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2 hours ago, gcreptile said:

11 rejections, some of them, in my opinion, too strict - or at least, unbalanced. Other minor picks get through.

I put Ruthie Tompson as a joke just in case others had.  She has no business passing the threshold, but did.  However Miss U.K. pageant winner does not.  Shtooopid.

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1. Anoa’i, Samu (wrestler) 
2. Alagiah, George (British presentation) 
3. Bentley, Eric (American critic) 
4. Blanco, Kathleen (American politician) 
5. Bracknell, Leah (British actress) 
6. Chalandon, Albin (French politician) 
7. Chamorro, Violeta (nicaragua former nicaragua president) 
8. Chirac, Jacques (former french president)
9. Clegg, Johnny (singer) 
10. Delair, Suzy (French actress) 
11. De Lapparent, Hubert (French actor) 
12. De Obaldia, René (French writer) 
13. Destouches, Lucette (French dancer) 
14. Dumas, Roland (French politician) 
15. Gascoigne, Paul (British footballer) 
16. Gascoigne, Jill (actress) 
17. Geering, Lloyd (theologian)
18. Hutchinson Guest, Ann (American dancer) 
19. James, Clive (TV presenter) 
20. Kerslake, Lee (drummer) 
21. Knoll, Florence (American designer)
22. Little Richard (American singer) 
23. Lovato, Demi (American singer) 
24. Marchand, Robert (French cyclist) 

25. McCririck, John (English television horse-racing pundit)
26. Munk, Walter (American oceanographer) 
27. Nelson, Willie (country singer)
28. Newton John, Olivia (singer and actress) 
29. Norgaard, Lise (danish writer) 
30. Ping, Song (Chinese politician) 
31. Popper, Frank (French artist)
32. Ricksen, Fernando (football player) 
33. Rui, Li (Chinese politician) 
34. Simonot, Renée (French actress) 
35. Segghizi, Cecilia (italien pianist) 
36. Stiles, Nobby (British footballer) 
37. Tompson, Ruthie (American animator)
38. Trelles, Ignacio (Mexican football coach) 
39. Trintignant, Jean-Louis (French actor) 
40. Turnbull, Bill (British journalist)

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20 hours ago, Sir Creep said:

I put Ruthie Tompson as a joke just in case others had.  She has no business passing the threshold, but did.  However Miss U.K. pageant winner does not.  Shtooopid.

 

I had a literal princess that wasn’t accepted

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On 29/12/2018 at 19:04, Death Impends said:

Aye, knew it was posted in good faith, just making sure we're all clear.

 

This can be unhidden now presumably?

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Ok,

 

first of all, the ones who replaced those who didn't get through:

Bly, Robert (US author)
Buchan, Watty (Scottish punk rock musician)
Crumb, George (US avantgarde composer)
Hawke, Bob (former Australian prime minister)
Kumar, Dilip (Bollywood legend)
Lorimer, Peter (Scottish football player in the premier league)
Reid, Harry (former Democratic Senate leader)
Stiles, Nobby (UK soccer player, at the '66 World Cup)
Watson, Bob (18 years in the MLB, Yankee's executive)
Williams, John (film composer of the Star Wars movies)
Zagallo, Mario (brazilian soccer player and coach)
 
The "original" ones:
Fernando Ricksen
Lee Kerslake
Andrew McGahan
Lil Xan
6ix9ine
Sacheen Littlefeather
Kathleen Blanco
Genesis P-Orridge
Jean-Louis Trintignant
Chris Wilson
Paul Volcker
Samula Anoa'i
Chris Doleman
Rodion Ladislau Rosca (Rodion GA)
Bill Freehan
Mark Howard
Johnny Harris
Jeff Blackshear
Steve Smith
Michiro Endo
Artie Lange
Barbara Hammer
Lars Hogh
Joe Kadenge
Greg Gilbert
Johnny Clegg
Tommy Donbavand
Roger Mayweather
Edgar Bear Runner
 
Who didn't get through:
Stacy Title
Sutopo Purwo Nugroho
"Little Queenie" Harris
Dave Agosti
Susan Bayh
Sir Peter Jonas
Rick Elias
Jimmy Spicer
Bobby Joe Maxwell (Skid Row Stabber suspect)
Julie Brougham (Boo...)

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1 hour ago, gcreptile said:

Who didn't get through:

Stacy Title
Sutopo Purwo Nugroho
"Little Queenie" Harris
Dave Agosti
Susan Bayh
Sir Peter Jonas
Rick Elias
Jimmy Spicer
Bobby Joe Maxwell (Skid Row Stabber suspect)
Julie Brougham (Boo...)


I can see why I guess.  Maybe Bayh but really who is she other than a celeb's wife. 
None of these are Miss United Kingdom (Kerri Parker), and she got the ax.  Along with Pat Boone's wife Shirley (herself an actress, but hey); Simon Ricketts, and Rep. Jean Price.  And Lloyd Klein.  Those were my below the line names.

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Good luck to everyone for the 2019 AO Deadpool.  As with 2018, I'm going to keep my list to myself.  However, I will reveal the 13 rejected picks from my original list and 2 rejected substitutions.  Additionally, this is my first year in the Derby Dead Pool where I am 'Fade to Black'.  Team has been posted in the 2019 Derby Dead Pool thread. Decide for yourself whom I may have also included in the 2019 AO Deadpool.

 

Here are the 13 rejected picks from my original list:

1) Fatima Ali

2) Susan Bayh

3) Kate Bowler

4) Elyana Emrizal

5) Andrew Fairlie

6) Emily Levine

7) Josephine Mandamin

8) John Mendelsohn

9) Sutopo Purwo Nugroho

10) Anibal Pachano

11) Anne Parsons

12) Jimmy Spicer

13) Catherine Wreford

 

And the two rejected substitution picks

 

1) Glenn Fabry

2) Charity Sunshine Tillemann-Dick

 

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6 of your picks were also rejected for me. Will reveal full list of rejects tomorrow...

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My full list of rejected picks (* - denoted as having a wiki page)

 

  1. Juliet Ace *
  2. Fatima Ali
  3. Gerard Basset *
  4. Spencer Bohren *
  5. Jim Button
  6. Beth Chapman
  7. Billy Clayton
  8. Noel Conway
  9. Keith Cullen
  10. Steve Davis
  11. Louise Downing
  12. Tony Drewitt-Barlow
  13. Glenn Fabry *
  14. Andrew Fairlie *
  15. Hayato Fujita *
  16. Anne Graham Lotz *
  17. Bill Heine *
  18. Jamil Jivani *
  19. DeWayne Johnson *
  20. Steffan Lewis *
  21. Wade MacLeod *
  22. Anne Parsons 
  23. Vicky Phelan
  24. Princess Christina (of the Netherlands)
  25. Arash Sadeghi *
  26. Stephen Schulman 
  27. Jimmy Spicer *
  28. Julie Strain *
  29. Thuy Thanh Truong *
  30. Marieke Vervoort *
  31. Catherine Wreford *

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Rejected Alt Obit picks

1.       Ian Stewart - Rugby player

2.       Thuy Thanh Troung

3.       Skovgaard - who died in between sending email and Hulka's first response

4.       Denis Richardson - US politician

5.       Bishop Quinn

6.       Kerri Parker

7.       Rhys Oakley - another rugby player

8.       Michael Murphy - murderer

9.       Bobby Joe Maxwell

10.   Cathy Macphail

11.   Lloyd Klein

12.   Deborah James

13.   Julian Fiano

14.   Andrew Fairlie

15.   Billy Clayton

16.   Spencer Bohren

17.   Gerard Bassett

18.   Fatima Ali

19.   Anne Graham Lotz

 

 

And because the secrecy doesn't really matter to me....

 

 

Pan Breed 2019, Alt Obits version

 

1.       Andretti, John (racing driver)

2.       Bendre, Sonali (Big Bollywood star)

3.       Blackshear, Jeff (Baltimore Ravens player)

4.       Blanco, Kathleen (former Governor of Louisiana)

5.       Bosbach, Wolfgang (German politician, former Christian Democrats Deputy leader 2000-9)

6.       Callil, Dame Carmen (Writer, critic, Founder of Virago Press)

7.       Clegg, Johnny (South African singer/songwriter)

8.       Coleman, Norm (US Senator, Minnesota)

9.       Conway, Tim (American comedian)

10.   Curley, Tim (Penn State abuse scandal criminal, Athletic Director)

11.   Dewar, Paul (Canadian politician and union leader)

12.   Du Bois, Barry (TV presenter, The Living Room)

13.   Dugan, John (horror film actor, Texas Chainsaw Massacre)

14.   Freehan, Bill (baseball star)

15.   Roman Reigns

16.   Goldberg, Denis (South African leading anti-apartheid campaigner)

17.   Howard, Mark (record producer, worked with Dylan, REM, U2, etc)

18.   Islam, Syed Ashraful (Bangladeshi statesman)

19.   Jones, Terry (Monty Python)

20.   Kerslake, Lee (rock drummer – Uriah Heep, Ozzy)

21.   Koch, David (US businessman)

22.   McCafferty, Dan (lead singer, Nazareth)

23.   McCririck, John (British TV sportscaster, entertainer)

24.   McGahan, Andrew (Australian award winning novelist/screenwriter)

25.   Millen, Matt (Oakland Raiders/49ers star)

26.   Mzembi, Walter (Zimbabwean statesman and Mugabe loyalist)

27.   Parrikar, Manohar (Indian politician, Goan leader)

28.   P-orridge, Genesis (singer-songwriter, Throbbing Gristle)

29.   Rensenbrink, Rob (Dutch World Cup final footballer)

30.   Ricksen, Fernando (Dutch international footballer/ex-Rangers star)

31.   Rister, Fred (music producer – David Guetta)

32.   Samu, Headshrinker (WWF wrestler of the 1990s, tag champ)

33.   Starr, Bart (Green Bay Packers star)

34.   Stiles, Nobby (World Cup winner)

35.   Tapie, Bernard (French politician, football owner, TV star and criminal)

36.   Lewis, Karen

37.   Toro, Jorge (World Cup footballer, scored winner in infamous Battle of Santiago)

38.   Trintignant, Jean Louis (Famous French actor)

39.   Wilson, Chris (Australian blues musician)

40.   Wurtzel, Elizabeth (Prozac Nation author)

 

 

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My Team.

Alagiah , George (Newsreader)

Bader Gingburg, Ruth (Supreme Court Judge

Blanco, Kathleen (Former Louisiana Governor).

Bracknall, Leah (Actress)

Carter, Jimmy (Former US President)

Carter, Rosalynn (Former First Lady)

Chirac, Jacques (Former French President)

Day, Doris  (Actress and Singer)

Of Luxeumbourg, Jean  (Former head of State)

Dole, Bob (Former Senator)

Douglas, Kirk (Actor)

Flynn, Paul (British MP)

Fujimori, Alberto (Former president of Peru).

Gasgoine, Jill (Actress)

Gorbachev, Mikhail (Former President of Russia)

De Haviland, Olivia (Actress)

Hawke, Bob (Former Australian Prime Minster)

Hume, John (Nobel Peace Prize Winner)

Johns, Glynis (Actress)

Kissinger, Henry (Politician)

Lynn, Loretta (Singer)

Lynn, Vera (Singer)

Marcos, Imelda (Former First Lady and Senator of the Philippines)

McCririck, John (Broadcaster)

Mercer, Shelia (Actress)

Prince Philip (Consort to the Head of State)

Mugabe, Robert (Former President)

Newton – John (Olivia) – Singer and Actress.

Peacock, Trevor (Actor)

Peron, Isabel (Former President)

Philips, Leslie (Actor)

Poitier, Sidney (Actor)

Powel, Jane (Actress)

Pope Benedict (Former Pope)

Stiles, Nobby (Footballer)

Turnbill, Bill (Newsreader)

Walters, Barbara (Newsreader)

Woodward, Joanne (Actress)

Windsor, Barbara (Actress)

Queen Elizabeth (Head of State)

 

All Acepted.

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1 hour ago, msc said:

Rejected Alt Obit picks

1.       Ian Stewart - Rugby player

2.       Thuy Thanh Troung

3.       Skovgaard - who died in between sending email and Hulka's first response

4.       Denis Richardson - US politician

5.       Bishop Quinn

6.       Kerri Parker

7.       Rhys Oakley - another rugby player

8.       Michael Murphy - murderer

9.       Bobby Joe Maxwell

10.   Cathy Macphail

11.   Lloyd Klein

12.   Deborah James

13.   Julian Fiano

14.   Andrew Fairlie

15.   Billy Clayton

16.   Spencer Bohren

17.   Gerard Bassett

18.   Fatima Ali

19.   Anne Graham Lotz

 

 

And because the secrecy doesn't really matter to me....

 

 

Pan Breed 2019, Alt Obits version

 

1.       Andretti, John (racing driver)

2.       Bendre, Sonali (Big Bollywood star)

3.       Blackshear, Jeff (Baltimore Ravens player)

4.       Blanco, Kathleen (former Governor of Louisiana)

5.       Bosbach, Wolfgang (German politician, former Christian Democrats Deputy leader 2000-9)

6.       Callil, Dame Carmen (Writer, critic, Founder of Virago Press)

7.       Clegg, Johnny (South African singer/songwriter)

8.       Coleman, Norm (US Senator, Minnesota)

9.       Conway, Tim (American comedian)

10.   Curley, Tim (Penn State abuse scandal criminal, Athletic Director)

11.   Dewar, Paul (Canadian politician and union leader)

12.   Du Bois, Barry (TV presenter, The Living Room)

13.   Dugan, John (horror film actor, Texas Chainsaw Massacre)

14.   Freehan, Bill (baseball star)

15.   Roman Reigns

16.   Goldberg, Denis (South African leading anti-apartheid campaigner)

17.   Howard, Mark (record producer, worked with Dylan, REM, U2, etc)

18.   Islam, Syed Ashraful (Bangladeshi statesman)

19.   Jones, Terry (Monty Python)

20.   Kerslake, Lee (rock drummer – Uriah Heep, Ozzy)

21.   Koch, David (US businessman)

22.   McCafferty, Dan (lead singer, Nazareth)

23.   McCririck, John (British TV sportscaster, entertainer)

24.   McGahan, Andrew (Australian award winning novelist/screenwriter)

25.   Millen, Matt (Oakland Raiders/49ers star)

26.   Mzembi, Walter (Zimbabwean statesman and Mugabe loyalist)

27.   Parrikar, Manohar (Indian politician, Goan leader)

28.   P-orridge, Genesis (singer-songwriter, Throbbing Gristle)

29.   Rensenbrink, Rob (Dutch World Cup final footballer)

30.   Ricksen, Fernando (Dutch international footballer/ex-Rangers star)

31.   Rister, Fred (music producer – David Guetta)

32.   Samu, Headshrinker (WWF wrestler of the 1990s, tag champ)

33.   Starr, Bart (Green Bay Packers star)

34.   Stiles, Nobby (World Cup winner)

35.   Tapie, Bernard (French politician, football owner, TV star and criminal)

36.   Lewis, Karen

37.   Toro, Jorge (World Cup footballer, scored winner in infamous Battle of Santiago)

38.   Trintignant, Jean Louis (Famous French actor)

39.   Wilson, Chris (Australian blues musician)

40.   Wurtzel, Elizabeth (Prozac Nation author)

 

 

Interesting to learn Cathy MacPhail was rejected.  She was on my shortlist and very nearly included in both my original list and as a substitute for a rejection.

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Well, I said that I wasn’t going to reveal my main team, but here is all 22 people that were rejected from Alt Obits by me: 

  1. Fatima Ali

  2. Gerard Basset

  3. Susan Bayh

  4. Gary Bigeni

  5. Spencer Bohren

  6. Edmund Capon

  7. Paul Cosford

  8. Andrew Fairlie

  9. Mike Gasparato

  10. Paul Jack

  11. Melanie Krahmer

  12. Larry Langford

  13. Emily Levine

  14. Derek Maitland

  15. Michael Murphy

  16. Sutopo Purwo Nugroho

  17. Billy Pon

  18. Dennis Richardson

  19. Nanci Ryder

  20. Arash Sadeghi

  21. Jimmy Spicer

  22. Thuy Thanh Truong

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