Spade_Cooley 9,540 Posted February 26, 2018 Fat fuck terrible movie director Kevin Smith had a "massive heart attack" last night and was apparently very close to death. Let's celebrate the man by remembering his finest contribution to the English language: 1 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,974 Posted February 26, 2018 He's a sick twisted fuck. It seems he's fine now, however. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted February 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, drol said: He's a sick twisted fuck. It seems he's fine now, however. How does anyone go from near-death heart attack to fine in a matter of hours? Let's have a serious chat - obit chances re the places who're likely to report it and the pools that count obits. I'm wondering about his DDP chances if he died next year Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted February 26, 2018 Why do people always use "massive" to describe their heart attacks? You never see "bigun" or "gigantic" or "substantial". 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted February 26, 2018 26 minutes ago, deadsox said: Why do people always use "massive" to describe their heart attacks? You never see "bigun" or "gigantic" or "substantial". Because the press release said so. Silent Bob ain't silence yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 909 Posted February 26, 2018 I remember when Clerks came out, it was an exciting period for US indie cinema. From that era, can only think of Tarantino and Linklater who still make relevant movies, Smith burned out relatively quickly 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mad Hatter2 85 Posted February 26, 2018 He burned out because of his drug addiction. If Kevin Smith doesn't lose any weight then I doubt he'll live to 50. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted February 26, 2018 "Silent blob" is great. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 909 Posted February 26, 2018 3 hours ago, Mad Hatter2 said: He burned out because of his drug addiction. If Kevin Smith doesn't lose any weight then I doubt he'll live to 50. That’s just an excuse. Peckinpah, among many others, churned out many great efforts when he was fucked off his face Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doornail 38 Posted February 26, 2018 12 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: Let's have a serious chat - obit chances re the places who're likely to report it and the pools that count obits. I'm wondering about his DDP chances if he died next year The director of Clerks, Chasing Amy and Dogma is not going to die without appearing on the BBC News front page. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DemBones 36 Posted February 27, 2018 9 hours ago, JR976evil said: I remember when Clerks came out, it was an exciting period for US indie cinema. From that era, can only think of Tarantino and Linklater who still make relevant movies, Smith burned out relatively quickly I'd add Bryan Singer (at least until a few months ago) and Paul Thomas Anderson to the "still relevant" group, and you could make a case for John Dahl who's at least built a successful career as a TV director on shows like Dexter and Justified, but yeah, it's been disappointing how that generation of directors has overall turned out to be less prolific and less successful than most of us hoped for back when they were turning out indie classics like The Usual Suspects and The Last Seduction. The quality of Kevin Smith's movies seemed to be inversely proportional to his budgets - i.e., the more money he was given to work with, the worse his movies got. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 909 Posted February 27, 2018 1 hour ago, DemBones said: I'd add Bryan Singer (at least until a few months ago) and Paul Thomas Anderson to the "still relevant" group, and you could make a case for John Dahl who's at least built a successful career as a TV director on shows like Dexter and Justified, but yeah, it's been disappointing how that generation of directors has overall turned out to be less prolific and less successful than most of us hoped for back when they were turning out indie classics like The Usual Suspects and The Last Seduction. The quality of Kevin Smith's movies seemed to be inversely proportional to his budgets - i.e., the more money he was given to work with, the worse his movies got. Oh yeah didn’t think of the great PT Anderson. I was thinking more of the auteurs of the early 90s like Hal Hartley, Alison Anders, Rodriguez etc who have mainly disappeared or faded into irrelevance. At least with Dogma Smith was still attempting something bold, but with every movie thereafter he just descended further into self-indulgence, like he wanted to dodge anything daring or contentious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exu 250 Posted February 27, 2018 On 26/02/2018 at 10:45, Spade_Cooley said: Fat fuck terrible movie director Kevin Smith had a "massive heart attack" last night and was apparently very close to death. Let's celebrate the man by remembering his finest contribution to the English language: I bet he has a great range of chat-up lines. Smooth, silver_tongued cavalier that he is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted February 27, 2018 2 hours ago, Exu said: I bet he has a great range of chat-up lines. Smooth, silver_tongued cavalier that he is. What like...call me an ambulance, now! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,337 Posted February 27, 2018 "You just made my heart skip a beat" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 909 Posted February 27, 2018 3 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: What like...call me an ambulance, now! Sounds like advanced role play Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skinny kiltrunner 553 Posted August 27, 2018 Birth weight of 195? Must have absolutely destroyed his mom. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,540 Posted October 9, 2020 Entering his fifth day of fasting: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
