My sources tell me that Fidel Castro is gravely ill and has been confined to bed for the past several weeks. There could be good news for deathlist any day now!
Looked like he was well enough to meet the pope the other day. Unless you're suggesting he was sitting up in bed
It's always funny until someone gets hurt, and then it's hilarious.
A good line never dies, It just smells funny
Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix 5/20 - 57th
Joey Feek (joker), 2. Martin Crowe, 3. Tony Booth, 4. Johan Cryuff, 5. Gordon Banks, 6. Jimmy Greaves, 7. Nancy Reagan, 8. Robert M. Pirsig, 9. Patricia Hitchcock, 10. Ian St. John, 11. Jerry Maren, 12. Peter Vaughan, 13. Ian Brady, 14. Peter Sutcliffe, 15. Jimmy Perry, 16. Daisy Berkowitz, 17. Billy Graham, 18. Jaoa Havelenge, 19. Liz Dawn, 20. Sylvia Miles
Sad Last Days (Theme Team) 2/20 - Joint 300th
1. Macaulay Culkin (Joker), 2, Zsa Zsa Gabor, 3. Sean Connory, 4. Roger Moore, 5. Ursula Andress, 6. Kirk Douglas, 7. Angela Lansbury, 8. Mary Tyler Moore, 9. Linda Ronstadt, 10. Kenny Rogers, 11. James Caan, 12. Sophia Loren. 13. George H.W. Bush, 14. Doris Day, 15. Cher, 16. Jerry Lee Lewis, 17.
Nancy Reagan, 18. Burt Reynolds, 19 Muhammed Ali, 20. Bill Cosby
2016 Shadow List
Caroline Aherne, Jean Alexander, Muhammed Ali, Rene Angelil, Gordon Banks, Daisy Berkowitz, Tom "Dynamite Kid" Billington, Tony Booth, Ian Brady, George H.W Bush, Jacques Chirac, Beverly Cleary, Martin Crowe, Liz Dawn, Bob Dole, Clarissa Eden, Joey Feek, Janet Fielding, June Foray, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Gaston Glock, Billy Graham, "Superstar" Billy Graham, Jimmy Greaves, Rolf Harris, Joao Havelange, Patricia Hitchcock, Clare Hollingworth, Clive James, Helmut Kohl, Jerry Maren, Sylvia Miles, Joni Mitchell, Walter Mondale, Mary Tyler Moore, Hosni Mubarak, Robert Mugabe, Denis Norden, Jimmy Perry, Leslie Phillips, Nancy Reagan, Debbie Reynolds, Don Rickles, Sonny Rollins, Peter Sallis, Dudley Simpson, Ian St. John, Jackie Stallone, Peter Sutcliffe, Peter Vaughan.
Winner of the 2014 Wojciech Jarulzelski sweepstakes
DDP 2015 - 29th - DDP 2014 4/20 - Joint 71st , DDP 2013 11/20 - Joint 24th, DDP 2012 8/20 - Joint 47th