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...he was caught selling red-meat (personal expirience) I am a proud American born and raised here and I do not wish death upon anyone. That should be self-sufficient.

...Personal expiriences are much more relavent, again.

Unfortunately, another year on, the only thing that is self-evident is that the English language is dying a slow and painful death. Unlike Fidel.

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Long live Castro. He had good ideas. Anybody against should take their head and shove up their arse; see if it fits.

 

Peace to the World.

 

(But kill bastards like Bush)

 

 

Imagine having an "allowance" on what you can "buy" to eat every month. I doubt anyone of us can live on 3 eggs a month. Or having an uncle thrown in prison for 12 yrs because he was caught selling red-meat (personal experience)

 

Three eggs a month? Where I come from that were luxury. We ad't go down t'mine, work up to us' necks in coal dust, come back, wash us'sens in mud puddles, eat lard and shoe-leather sandwiches for tea and get up before we went t'bed wi no leet on. Prison? We could only dream o' prison.

 

You forgot the freezing cold lump of poison.

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...he was caught selling red-meat (personal expirience) I am a proud American born and raised here and I do not wish death upon anyone. That should be self-sufficient.

...Personal expiriences are much more relavent, again.

Unfortunately, another year on, the only thing that is self-evident is that the English language is dying a slow and painful death. Unlike Fidel.

 

 

I apologize but when emotions run high, I rarely check my spelling :unsure:

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Long live Castro. He had good ideas. Anybody against should take their head and shove up their arse; see if it fits.

 

Peace to the World.

 

(But kill bastards like Bush)

 

 

Imagine having an "allowance" on what you can "buy" to eat every month. I doubt anyone of us can live on 3 eggs a month. Or having an uncle thrown in prison for 12 yrs because he was caught selling red-meat (personal experience)

 

Three eggs a month? Where I come from that were luxury. We ad't go down t'mine, work up to us' necks in coal dust, come back, wash us'sens in mud puddles, eat lard and shoe-leather sandwiches for tea and get up before we went t'bed wi no leet on. Prison? We could only dream o' prison.

 

For some reason - I'm at a loss what MPFC skit this was - was it only Policeman's secret ball? I went and search engined it and LOL it came back with the following!

""Ah, you 'ad a Bible? Luxury! We 'ad to have it MEMORIZED before we were allowed to suckle!"

 

"That's posh. We ad t' recite it backwards in Keerg and Werbeh with variants in Namreg, crawl back into the womb, be born again, deliver a 'omily in the Queen's English and weren't allowed to suckle."

 

A 26 six month plan? I could get used to that :rolleyes:"

 

As for Fidel - well it could be this year or next - but I dont think he will be at the London Olympics.

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Castro's favourite cronie Hugo Chavez said it's unlikely that Fidel will appear in public again.

 

‘Fidel will live forever’

Chavez, who says he is steering Venezuela toward socialism, fondly recalled the last time he and Castro appeared in public together during a trip to Argentina in July 2006.

 

"He walked to the door of the plane and we hugged. My God. I didn't think it would be the last time."

 

"Fidel will live forever, beyond the physical life," Chavez said Sunday.

 

That sounds as if he is dead already...

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I freely admit that I have no cite to back this up. But I'm happy to post rumors. According to my source, the National Guard of Florida is on alert status and is prepared to deploy in Miami to contain potential reaction to the announcement of Castro's death. We shall see.

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I freely admit that I have no cite to back this up. But I'm happy to post rumors. According to my source, the National Guard of Florida is on alert status and is prepared to deploy in Miami to contain potential reaction to the announcement of Castro's death. We shall see.

 

Maybe with all the fuss over Obama's inaugeration they think it is an ideal time to bury bad news. After all today of all days he'll hardly get a mention.

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Dammit! Four years is way too long for this piece of scum like Castro!

 

Why can't he drop dead within four months?

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The Cuban regime can announce the Fidel's death next days. Let's wait!

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The Cuban regime can announce the Fidel's death next days. Let's wait!

 

Yes, they would go to the trouble of making him look well one day before coming back saying, "Only joking".

Those Cubans certainly have a strange sense of humour.

 

He looks perfectly fine to me. Has anybody considered that at the age of 82 he just can't be arsed any more? He just wants to put his feet up and spend the rest of his days catching up on 50 years worth of Coronation Street...

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I bet Fidel Castro will die very soon. The most recent photo of Fidel is a obvious montage.

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Doubt Castro will be going anywhere anytime soon.. in fact I can see George Bush Sr. going before he does..

 

Fidel is just another Ronnie Biggs and Clive Dunn.. they'll outlive us all :unsure:

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Is he dead yet?

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Is he dead yet?

 

Almost!

Well perhaps he should hurry up and Die!!

This has gone on for as long as fooking Crossroads.

And that was sh*t too!

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Is he dead yet?

 

Almost!

Well perhaps he should hurry up and Die!!

This has gone on for as long as fooking Crossroads.

And that was sh*t too!

 

Has Benny come back with that screwdriver yet?

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Long live Castro. He had good ideas. Anybody against should take their head and shove up their arse; see if it fits.

 

Peace to the World.

 

(But kill bastards like Bush)

 

 

Imagine having an "allowance" on what you can "buy" to eat every month. I doubt anyone of us can live on 3 eggs a month. Or having an uncle thrown in prison for 12 yrs because he was caught selling red-meat (personal experience)

 

Three eggs a month? Where I come from that were luxury. We ad't go down t'mine, work up to us' necks in coal dust, come back, wash us'sens in mud puddles, eat lard and shoe-leather sandwiches for tea and get up before we went t'bed wi no leet on. Prison? We could only dream o' prison.

 

For some reason - I'm at a loss what MPFC skit this was - was it only Policeman's secret ball? I went and search engined it and LOL it came back with the following!

""Ah, you 'ad a Bible? Luxury! We 'ad to have it MEMORIZED before we were allowed to suckle!"

 

"That's posh. We ad t' recite it backwards in Keerg and Werbeh with variants in Namreg, crawl back into the womb, be born again, deliver a 'omily in the Queen's English and weren't allowed to suckle."

 

A 26 six month plan? I could get used to that :P"

 

As for Fidel - well it could be this year or next - but I dont think he will be at the London Olympics.

 

Sorry for picking up this thread so late....

 

Monty Python had the four Yorkshiremen sketch, where they outdid each other in their hard upbringing.."slept in a shoe box in middle of t'road". "You were lucky, "we had to...etc". The Secret Policeman's Ball included the sketch, where Rowan Atkinson probably replaced Graham Chapman.

 

Hyperbole to perfection. :rolleyes:

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Long live Castro. He had good ideas. Anybody against should take their head and shove up their arse; see if it fits.

 

Peace to the World.

 

(But kill bastards like Bush)

 

 

Imagine having an "allowance" on what you can "buy" to eat every month. I doubt anyone of us can live on 3 eggs a month. Or having an uncle thrown in prison for 12 yrs because he was caught selling red-meat (personal experience)

 

Three eggs a month? Where I come from that were luxury. We ad't go down t'mine, work up to us' necks in coal dust, come back, wash us'sens in mud puddles, eat lard and shoe-leather sandwiches for tea and get up before we went t'bed wi no leet on. Prison? We could only dream o' prison.

 

For some reason - I'm at a loss what MPFC skit this was - was it only Policeman's secret ball? I went and search engined it and LOL it came back with the following!

""Ah, you 'ad a Bible? Luxury! We 'ad to have it MEMORIZED before we were allowed to suckle!"

 

"That's posh. We ad t' recite it backwards in Keerg and Werbeh with variants in Namreg, crawl back into the womb, be born again, deliver a 'omily in the Queen's English and weren't allowed to suckle."

 

A 26 six month plan? I could get used to that :P"

 

As for Fidel - well it could be this year or next - but I dont think he will be at the London Olympics.

 

Sorry for picking up this thread so late....

 

Monty Python had the four Yorkshiremen sketch, where they outdid each other in their hard upbringing.."slept in a shoe box in middle of t'road". "You were lucky, "we had to...etc". The Secret Policeman's Ball included the sketch, where Rowan Atkinson probably replaced Graham Chapman.

 

Hyperbole to perfection. :rolleyes:

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Sorry about that last blank post

 

Being a pedant (& a Yorkshireman) I would just like to point out that the

4 Yorkshiremen sketch was originally from the at last the 1948 show

Parts being played by Tim Brooke-Taylor, Marty Feldman, Cleese & Chapman

 

Believe it was then later covered by Python

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Sorry about that last blank post

 

Being a pedant (& a Yorkshireman) I would just like to point out that the

4 Yorkshiremen sketch was originally from the at last the 1948 show

Parts being played by Tim Brooke-Taylor, Marty Feldman, Cleese & Chapman

 

Believe it was then later covered by Python

 

Sorry...I stand corrected. Monty Python performed it live, I don't believe they included it in the TV series(?)

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Sorry about that last blank post

 

Being a pedant (& a Yorkshireman) I would just like to point out that the

4 Yorkshiremen sketch was originally from the at last the 1948 show

Parts being played by Tim Brooke-Taylor, Marty Feldman, Cleese & Chapman

 

Believe it was then later covered by Python

 

Sorry...I stand corrected. Monty Python performed it live, I don't believe they included it in the TV series(?)

 

No problem - in truth it was only nitpicking on my part

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