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Flange.

 

Cunt is overused as a put down IMO, you can describe someone as "a guid cunt' for example.

 

But 'flange' let's anyone in earshot ken exactly the score.

 

 

 

 

Defenestration.

 

Chucking some cunto out a window. 

 

Magnificent word, and much underused these days, unlike Prague back in the day.

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Mellifluous.

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Admit to googling that.....

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18 minutes ago, charon said:

 

 

Flange.

 

Cunt is overused as a put down IMO, you can describe someone as "a guid cunt' for example.

 

But 'flange' let's anyone in earshot ken exactly the score.

 

 

 

 

Defenestration.

 

Chucking some cunto out a window. 

 

Magnificent word, and much underused these days, unlike Prague back in the day.

Defenestration had a much welcome resurgence a few years back thanks to Line of Duty 2.

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And 11th September..... Self defenestration aplenty.

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As mentioned elsewhere:  paramour and concubine.

Oh, and floozy. :)

 

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Schadenfreude is one of my favourites.

 

As in: I enjoyed the schadenfreude I experienced as I listened to the mellifluous splat of the cunto next door defenestrating himself.

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52 minutes ago, Toast said:

As mentioned elsewhere:  paramour and concubine.

Oh, and floozy. :)

 

 

 

3 words when 1 <hoor> wid do......

 

Hoor far superior.

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Melancholy is a pretty cool word

 

I could say a bunch of one-worders, or I can give a song full of words I like, so here we go

"Family Reunion" by blink 182: in spoiler

Spoiler

 

Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd n twat.

Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd n twat.

Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd n twat.

Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd n twat.

I fucked your mom!

I wanna suck my dad, and my momma too... Oh, is this thing on?

 

 

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No, I don't like "hoor", especially if referring to a man. 

But surely we can like a word even if you judge it to be superfluous?

 

Anyway the "Floozy" in the Jacuzzi sounds better then the Hoor.

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4 minutes ago, Toast said:

No, I don't like "hoor", especially if referring to a man. 

But surely we can like a word even if you judge it to be superfluous?

 

Anyway the "Floozy" in the Jacuzzi sounds better then the Hoor.

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That feels as if the end is missing....

The floozy in the jacuzzi is preferable to the hoor against the door. Or summat.

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I like onomatopoeia

 

It sounds so exactly what it is

 

 

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Love

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2 hours ago, charon said:

Defenestration.

 

Chucking some cunto out a window. 

 

Magnificent word, and much underused these days, unlike Prague back in the day.

Jon Snow said it on Channel 4 news the other night.

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'Clusterfuck' is a nice way of summing up events where everything goes wrong.

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Titillate was always a favorite of mine.

 

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1 minute ago, DevonDeathTrip said:

'Clusterfuck' is a nice way of summing up events where everything goes wrong.

 

Good one. Even the pre-watershed friendly version is good: Omnishambles 

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13 minutes ago, Cat O'Falk said:

Jon Snow said it on Channel 4 news the other night.

"You know nothing Jon Snow"

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Santa Claus is coming to town. :lol:

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3 hours ago, Toast said:

Concubine.

As mentioned in:

 

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Cloister.

 

And I think I prefer the newly-coined 'misremembered over 'forgot'.  If nothing else it's more amusing and quite dodgy.  You can't get mad at someone for misremembering to pick you up from the airport -- but if they forgot they're in trouble.

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1 hour ago, DevonDeathTrip said:

'Clusterfuck' is a nice way of summing up events where everything goes wrong.

Isn't that just an outgrowth of SNAFU?

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3 hours ago, Sir Creep said:

Cloister.

 

And I think I prefer the newly-coined 'misremembered over 'forgot'.  If nothing else it's more amusing and quite dodgy.  You can't get mad at someone for misremembering to pick you up from the airport -- but if they forgot they're in trouble.

So if people have sex in a monastery it would be a cloisterfuck?

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6 hours ago, Sir Creep said:

Cloister.

 

And I think I prefer the newly-coined 'misremembered over 'forgot'.  If nothing else it's more amusing and quite dodgy.  You can't get mad at someone for misremembering to pick you up from the airport -- but if they forgot they're in trouble.

Bollocks.

 

Not only is that a word I like, it's my reaction to anyone saying they misremembered something. It's not a synonym for 'forgot', its weasel-words for someone backtracking after they've been caught out in a lie.

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