Dead Wait 1,148 Posted March 18, 2018 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5516183/Ant-McPartlin-arrested-drink-driving.html Ant McPartlin arrested for drink driving and injuring a young girl! Time for a thread for this guy - clearly still involved with drink, drugs, bitterness etc and not yet on the upward spiral despite being back on the live shows........ 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted March 18, 2018 What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant... Which quickly led me to this list of Ant jokes. Enjoy. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,337 Posted March 18, 2018 Just now, Dead Wait said: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5516183/Ant-McPartlin-arrested-drink-driving.html Ant McPartlin attested for drink driving and injuring a young girl! Time for a thread for this guy - clearly still involved with drink, drugs, bitterness etc and not yet on the upward spiral despite being back on the live shows........ What a Dick.Hope the girl is ok. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted March 19, 2018 He has the longest forehead in the business. I hope he didn't headbutt her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philheybrookbay 439 Posted March 19, 2018 Clearly not recovered- but then addiction acts like this. Whilst we can’t speculate about his marriage- having had dealings with addicts if he didn’t sort it out in rehab and lied to his wife it could explain why she walked away. Then it’s the old poor me poor me - pour me a drink situation. But to injure a child? That’s career damaging. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heef 166 Posted March 19, 2018 Things were never the same for him after he got shot in the eyes with a paintball. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,105 Posted March 19, 2018 PJ and Drunken? 2 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,155 Posted March 19, 2018 I'm A Liability ... Kick Me Out Of Here? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,538 Posted March 19, 2018 Wonky Drunkie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,155 Posted March 19, 2018 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-43463889 Saturday Night Takenaway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,105 Posted March 19, 2018 17 minutes ago, Toast said: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-43463889 Saturday Night Takenaway. Let's get ready to stumble. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,727 Posted March 19, 2018 Well sounds like they need someone to step in for the final two shows. Time for some suggestions:- Currently slightly more popular. Less dangerous in a crash. Conte obviously has the added benefit that he might be available. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,620 Posted March 19, 2018 Adam Ant & Dec Adam Adamant & Dec 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,620 Posted March 19, 2018 Real Pissant & Dec 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,155 Posted March 19, 2018 Grant and Dec 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,727 Posted March 19, 2018 Agony Aunt and Dec 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted March 19, 2018 2 points.... A/ drove a mini, hit another mini & a BMW. London is surely full of cunts. + N/ a fat Geordie boozehound. Just merge this with Gazza thread. Eta a third thing. V/ a mentally fucked Geordie off his meds every few weeks..... Could he be our very own daeshray? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead Wait 1,148 Posted March 19, 2018 11 minutes ago, charon said: 2 points.... A/ drove a mini, hit another mini & a BMW. London is surely full of cunts. + N/ a fat Geordie boozehound. Just merge this with Gazza thread. Eta a third thing. V/ a mentally fucked Geordie off his meds every few weeks..... Could he be our very own daeshray? Crashed a mini and paid a shitload by Suzuki for advertising! He must only drives those when he’s sober!! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted March 19, 2018 Wait. Looking at the pictures above... I always had it that Ant was the 'funnier' one. (Aye, I know). He's the shorter darker more unfunny of the pair? Fuck, 17 years 'best entertainers' and I don't know the shit from the head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,480 Posted March 19, 2018 I thought Ant was the taller one? I don't watch any of their shows though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted March 19, 2018 41 minutes ago, charon said: Wait. Looking at the pictures above... I always had it that Ant was the 'funnier' one. (Aye, I know). He's the shorter darker more unfunny of the pair? Fuck, 17 years 'best entertainers' and I don't know the shit from the head. Shortarse Dec is closer to the deck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philheybrookbay 439 Posted March 19, 2018 Seems to be the meme doing the rounds on Facebook tonight 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One shot Paddy 1,206 Posted March 19, 2018 It won't be a kangaroo penis he'll be getting in his mouth now! 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted March 20, 2018 A few different stories going round as to be expected but some saying his mum was in the car with him, if true why the fuck would she let him drive in that state? I feel for him as he’s obviously going through some sort of mental breakdown however there is no justification for drinking and driving. It’s a shame he seems to be on a journey of self destruction because whether they are to your taste or not, Ant and Dec are extremely good at what they do. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFunkyPhantom 53 Posted March 20, 2018 17 hours ago, One shot Paddy said: It won't be a kangaroo penis he'll be getting in his mouth now! A Roo dong would be a blessed relief compared to what's in store for him if he doesn't ask for Gazza's help to get him off the booze;he has his fishing rod waiting at the ready 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
