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Just now, the_engineer said:

 

Let's look at the positives . 

 

1) She now has one large nostril and can inhale more air.

 

2) Her nose doubles as a vacuum cleaner.

 

 

 

Yeah it must be brilliant, imagine the size of the lines she can do now!

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13 minutes ago, the_engineer said:

 

Let's look at the positives . 

 

1) She now has one large nostril and can inhale more air.

 

2) Her nose doubles as a vacuum cleaner.

 

 

I have to take you to task over the second 'positive': her nose always did.There's nothing new there,septum-less or no

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2 hours ago, TheFunkyPhantom said:

I have to take you to task over the second 'positive': her nose always did.There's nothing new there,septum-less or no

 

Good point.

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Fucking state of that. 

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Is it just me or is she starting to resemble that Swedish nutter who tried to off herself on Motorway Cops?

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On ‎14‎/‎04‎/‎2018 at 01:02, coffee_and_candles said:

Looking rough as fuck for Aintree ‘Ladies’ Day...

 

 

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reminds me of Chucky the dolls wife...:unsure:

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God what a crone.  Poster girl for "don't do drugs, kids".

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Aye, thinking long term you've got to wonder if the missing septum or the permanent scowl is the biggest health threat. 

 

Can't see her making Brindsworth House vintage

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Heartening to see utter fucking horrors like her and that talentless fuckface Martine McCutcheon are still able to ponce about living the high life while still bankrupt cunt faces.

It must be their amazing personalities.

Martine is mostly appearing at the Princes Theatre  Hunstanton where she will warble to a bunch of old folk or summat.

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On 4/14/2018 at 01:02, coffee_and_candles said:

Looking rough as fuck for Aintree ‘Ladies’ Day...

 

 

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People have operations to correct harelips, this wanker is undergoing operations to have one.......

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A pin-up calendar of her?  What a godsend for bulimiacs.

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First it was her septum, now it's her cheekbone. She puts it down to osteoporosis and "bad dental work"...

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16 hours ago, Clorox Bleachman said:

First it was her septum, now it's her cheekbone. She puts it down to osteoporosis and "bad dental work"...

 

 

So, we're into fully fledged "reality" career territory, then

 

Which bit can they cut out to rebuild which other bit - that'll keep her going until she's 50!

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OK someone needs to say it.  This thread is presently a waste of time.  Checked in a couple times, looked her up, nothing to see here.  No need to respond directly, I won't be opening this thread any time soon.

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1 minute ago, maryportfuncity said:

 

 

So summat to see here after all, then

 

Seriously - Daniella and the Plot are marginal friends on a good day. More Kenny Sansome than Gazza

I wouldn't bet on Gazza outliving both her and Sansom though.

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Just now, Sean said:

I wouldn't bet on Gazza outliving both her and Westbrook though.

 

Ah, someone who works in mental health and is partial to a bet on suicide risks!

 

I think Gazza will see some of the really unstable ones out and I'd base that on his worst addiction being a fondness for alcohol which - ironically - might damage some of the cells that drive his demons. Daniella's problem is a toxic combi of drug addiction and severe mental health problems. Lacking help she might not see Gazza's current age (almost 51)

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You can add sinead o connor onto that lethal list of Mental health , drugs and alcohol.

 

What comes first with people?Does mental health drive them to drugs and alcohol or does drugs and alcohol cause mental health problems?

 

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