time 8,626 Posted April 22, 2018 I'm either too pissed or not pissed enough to figure out what's going on here. Anyway, as you were, carry on. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted April 22, 2018 I'm sure it will all become perfectly clear in the morning This thread is a bit mad through, agreed, but it's mine, I stole it and I'm keeping it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,941 Posted April 23, 2018 Well I suppose the Dickie O'Sullivan lunatics rambling in an irrelevant place tradition has needed resurrecting for a while.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted April 23, 2018 Best thread on the board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted April 24, 2018 Yes, we need another insane asylum common room. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted April 24, 2018 12 hours ago, CarolAnn said: Yes, we need another insane asylum common room. This is quite true CA. We need somewhere where we can try and light farts and stick our bogeys under the desks etc etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted April 25, 2018 7 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: This is quite true CA. We need somewhere where we can try and light farts and stick our bogeys under the desks etc etc. I've got the lighter. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted April 25, 2018 12 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: This is quite true CA. We need somewhere where we can try and light farts and stick our bogeys under the desks etc etc. And smoke in the corner and get fingered behind the 100 year old piano. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted April 28, 2018 It's Saturday night (I think) Anyone here look old enough to get some cider? Merrydown preferred. I'm pretty sure @DevonDeathTrip is the man for that mission. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted April 28, 2018 Oh Gawd, this won't end well. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted April 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, charon said: Oh Gawd, this won't end well. Lololol at that coming from you! It'll be fine. Nothing could go wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted April 28, 2018 30 minutes ago, Boudicca said: It's Saturday night (I think) Anyone here look old enough to get some cider? Merrydown preferred. I'm pretty sure @DevonDeathTrip is the man for that mission. Get some? He makes it!! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted April 28, 2018 He's won "drink a yard of ale" competitions AND woke up in Inverness having no idea how he came to be there from Glasgow. (And that is a really long way LFN, even at 150 mph) If DDT can't get cider for us we might have to resort to smoking banana skins. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted April 28, 2018 9 minutes ago, Boudicca said: He's won "drink a yard of ale" competitions AND woke up in Inverness having no idea how he came to be there from Glasgow. (And that is a really long way LFN even at 150 mph) If DDT can't get cider for us we might have to resort to smoking banana skins. I used to neck 12 pints and wake up in the beds of women I never remembered even talking to. I remember drinking cider at 13, Party nights led us all to the offy on P***** Broadway where we had no bother being served booze or ciggies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted April 28, 2018 That offy I remember it well. Thank fuck there was a slight age difference between us growing up in the same town. The trouble we'd have got into 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted April 30, 2018 On 4/28/2018 at 15:24, Boudicca said: It's Saturday night (I think) Anyone here look old enough to get some cider? Merrydown preferred. I'm pretty sure @DevonDeathTrip is the man for that mission. Phuck that. Woodpecker....but they haven't mailed it Stateside in 15 years. I have a funny feeling it bit the dust with Watney's Red Barrel, but Wiki could be consulted but my drunk lazy arse ain't-a-gonna do it presently. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted April 30, 2018 11 hours ago, Sir Creep said: Phuck that. Woodpecker....but they haven't mailed it Stateside in 15 years. I have a funny feeling it bit the dust with Watney's Red Barrel, but Wiki could be consulted but my drunk lazy arse ain't-a-gonna do it presently. If you were a kid in the 70s, your first forage into alcohol oblivion was, maybe, helped along by one of these... Every sideboard in suburbia had one in them 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted April 30, 2018 8 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: If you were a kid in the 70s, your first forage into alcohol oblivion was, maybe, helped along by one of these... Every sideboard in suburbia had one in them We had one of these to go with it. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted April 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cat O'Falk said: We had one of these to go with it. Posh bastards. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted April 30, 2018 I was gonna ask about the draught aspect. My house as a wean stealing the booze, I just left a window open. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted April 30, 2018 Fuck, I do remember parties, where some cunto had nicked a keg. Put it in the bath. Never ended well. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted April 30, 2018 I log in and there's likes and posts in the Chirac thread! Whit have you all been up to you bold children? And on The Lord's Day / Monday too Oh I don't care. Carry on. I think we're just missing Deathray. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted April 30, 2018 5 minutes ago, Boudicca said: I log in and there's likes and posts in the Chirac thread! Whit have you all been up to you bold children? And on The Lord's Day / Monday too Oh I don't care. Carry on. I think we're just missing Deathray. Deathsperm is mostly washing out his socks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
