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On 28/06/2018 at 20:44, Handrejka said:

I like aubergines. What's wrong with them?

 

I rarely venture into the frozen sections of the supermarket, but today in Tesco, while looking for something specific, I happened upon this.

I thought I'd give it a go.

Tesco Sliced Aubergine 400G

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5 minutes ago, Toast said:

 

I rarely venture into the frozen sections of the supermarket, but today in Tesco, while looking for something specific, I happened upon this.

I thought I'd give it a go.

Tesco Sliced Aubergine 400G

 

Makes sense that the only way aubergine could possibly taste good is being cremated, giving they taste like I imagine a dead mans vomit would.

 

Anyway, still not sure of the purpose of this thread so I'll use it to spout the boring fact I just got the sorry page because of technical reasons and spent the best part of a minute working out why I could possibly have been banned this time, can we make it less similar to the ban one please gents!

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All this talk has me concerned you folks don’t like Arabic food, baba ganoush in particular, and should all be pithed. 

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:lol: at Deathray being so familiar with the ban page.

 

Aubergines aside can I please (please? It's my stolen thread) just say E.E are utter imbeciles and I hate them.

 

I can't even get texts from someone somewhere now because there isn't even 2G so having to rely on drug-addled GBF#2 who is usually okay but utterly batshit mental on weekends. GBF#1 made me laugh yesterday, but neither of them compare. I might have to contact GBF#3 or <gasp> my girl pals. Or family :unsure: 

 

/rant

 

** I may be back to rage some more. It's early still.

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12 hours ago, Sir Creep said:


Not a thing.  You'll have to excuse 'eggplant' but I make 'eggplant surprise' which is basically battered/fried eggplant (round slices) and spaghetti sauce, some sprinkle cheese.  I've not met a person who has anything short of adoration for this dish.  If it weren't such a mess to clean up, I'd make it far more than the few times a year I do.
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EDIT: As for cucumbers, my daughter loves them so we put them on our Subway sandwiches.  I like the skinny version far better than fat garden variety.
All THAT said, when I lived in Polish Hamtramck, MI, they put them in sour cream + onion + some vinegar I think, and they are incredible, a cucumber salad as it were.  So try them like that and get back to me.  Here's one of a zillion recipes online all say about the same thing.  https://theblondcook.com/german-cucumber-salad/

 

You have to call it something else to get me to eat it. I hate being surprised by food.

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Salad is fuel for idiots.

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Notorious B.O.U. -- this one's for you.
Seemed more a Chirac's thing than A Day Today thing

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On 26/06/2018 at 18:47, The Notorious B.O.U. said:

We could all get martial arts names I suppose but I can't find a decent generator and can't be bothered to make one up.


** According to Google Translate..."Kurippusu-san" is Sir Creeps A Lot, in Japanese.  I think I'll just drop the 'san'.   Kurippusu.

Look out!  Kurippusu is in the house!

** = disclaimer

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That is utterly dreadful but thanks for putting it in my stolen thread rather than LFN's. 

 

Put the bizarre firearm photo in here! DL needs to see it.

 

Still can't believe you just drove by that going "oh that's a bit strange" but I've been WTAF about it all day.

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3 hours ago, The Notorious B.O.U. said:

That is utterly dreadful but thanks for putting it in my stolen thread rather than LFN's. 

 

Put the bizarre firearm photo in here! DL needs to see it.

 

Still can't believe you just drove by that going "oh that's a bit strange" but I've been WTAF about it all day.


There is another odd setup across the street actually.  A cowboy/rifleman figure aiming his rifle at some cow cutouts.   No trick-or-treating allowed in this neighbourhood.
Oh no miss BOU don't think me complacent about this statuesque menagerie....it's bizzaro-world.

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Mate went to Nam 5 years ago.

 

Reason?

 

You pay £30 and could fire a rocket launcher at cows.

 

 

Strange World.

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Miss Bou :wub:

 

Pics or gtf.

 

They CAN'T be worse than the giant revolver one surely? :lol:

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2 hours ago, The Notorious B.O.U. said:

Miss Bou :wub:

 

Pics or gtf.

 

They CAN'T be worse than the giant revolver one surely? :lol:

No it's more like a cowboy Bigfoot (let that sink in) shooting it's rifle (let that sink in) at cows.  Maybe better in Bovine thread

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I will refer this to Thread Police and our specialist if that is okay with you. @Cat O'Falk @Achelous and let them decide. They can sort things out amongst themselves r.e bovine matters.

 

I can't believe I'm typing this. Bovine matters.

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On 02/07/2018 at 14:03, The Notorious B.O.U. said:

Miss Bou :wub:

 

Pics or gtf.

 

They CAN'T be worse than the giant revolver one surely? :lol:

 

I will allow Achelous to decide that as well.

 

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Why is Bigfoot poorly shopped into the photo?

 

 

And no Yank human finger so no danger at all .......

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Funny thing is on Google Maps I looked and in Oct 2016 the Bigfoot was there but no pistola at the time.  Interesting.

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Where the hell is Boudicca. 

I believe she is wrongly in DL prison
I demand her immediate release!  Anything less than a total and unconditional pardon is hereby unacceptable!
I said I was going to launch the campaign -- the first shot is now fired!
Storm the Bastille!

What's that?  Yes I'll hold...

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**..... you don''t say.  Really? You don't say. Huh. 
Well my apologies then.  Good day to you as well.**

Seems Boudicca had been activated already, and my earlier post was full of sound and fury, but signifying nothing. 
And now we've booted Chirac's back to page 1, so there's that.
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Oh you are a perfect gentleman S.C (sorry but you really are)

 

P.B has been working behind scenes to get me back also. I'm really grateful. And pretty much teflon coated.

 

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106-year-old Edith Atkinson Wylie told state officials she is on Facebook and reads every day on her Kindle.

Wylie attributes her secret to longevity to “good genes and perhaps bourbon, water, and Cheetos while watching 5 o’clock news.”

I’m not much of a Cheetos fan but I do like Doritos. And instead of the 5 o’clock news, could I watch reruns of “The Facts of Life”?

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I have a suspicion it won't be long till we have another headline like the one below. :sherlock:

New York man is reportedly facing multiple charges after his mother was found bleeding from the head in her apartment following an alleged ax attack.  

Daniel Jusufov, aged 32, was charged with attempted murder, assault and criminal possession of a weapon.  The NYPD said upon arrival police discovered a 52-year-old female victim with an injury to her head  Cops said the mother was struck “multiple times” with the weapon.
Meanwhile, the New York Post reported authorities said yesterday she was found “with an ax in her skull.”
 

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What. The. Hell.

:blink:

I’ve begun to read this thread I thought was about the Chiracs.

Actually it ends to become a what Terry Found (WTF) talk.

 

I don’t get it. 

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It's Sunday, it's before noon, we've been drinking since six. Whit's the worst that could happen? 

 

How are you spending your Sunday? (other than replacing your gone too soon DL Cup players)

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