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Snookers on, he'll be back when its done.

 

* aye deathers, I ran a 4 table snooker club, in an Orange Lodge, when I was your age.£3 an hour, freeeee snooker all day, and as much booze as I could wallop. How you like them apples? (Plus I was signing on)

 

** round about now, no cunt played it, a Winter Sport, so it was 3 card brag on the biege instead. Fucking brutal, £2-300 pots in the early 1999's.

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58 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Image result for party seven beer can If you were a kid in the 70s, your first forage into alcohol oblivion was, maybe, helped along by one of these...

Every sideboard in suburbia had one in them :D

 

 

And the unholy trinity:

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I'm drinking that now, thank you.

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Little top-up?

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7 hours ago, Toast said:

 

And the unholy trinity:

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Oh HELL yes.  Here here!  

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Boudicca I don't know why you are shocked to see activity in Chirac's Couple, it's where sophisticated talk of culture begins.
Then an hour later it's potty humour and other sordid discussions no other thread should tolerate.
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5 hours ago, Sir Creep said:

sophisticated talk of culture begins.

 

Aye, very sophisticated. Boringly, I started on Tennants (like pissy water tbh), moved to Guinness, and found a quick fondness for whisky/vodka/other spirits.

 

Although I remember my first time in the pub with the Auld Yin. I was an antisocial git even as a teen so he's apparently thinking it wont be a long visit. Enter the pub, and first thing we hear is a loud cheery voice going "Msc?" (Yeah I know,  but for retelling sake.) I'd been at school with the barman. It really is a small world. Some of my old teachers used to drink in that pub (Heraghty's) though that's going back 25+ years now. Auld Yin got the scoop off one, one night, on who were the 2 up for the heave at my school. As it was the teacher that hit kids and the one that smelt of wine after lunch, no much of a scoop admittedly. Anyhow, I digress.

 

 

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I am only going to go so far as to say there is a reason I haven't had a drink in 26 years. Which, yes, is half my life. 

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I drove past that offy we were talking about earlier LFN. I wanted to take a photo, but there might have been a bit of trouble if I did. Lots of hazards about. You'll know the proximity to the cop shop :ninja: not ideal.

Probably the same sort of bother C.A is referring to.Yip, best avoided even for DLing purposes.

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3 hours ago, CarolAnn said:

I am only going to go so far as to say there is a reason I haven't had a drink in 26 years. Which, yes, is half my life. 

I haven't drunk for half my life either.

 

The part between 7am and 7pm.

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3 hours ago, CarolAnn said:

I am only going to go so far as to say there is a reason I haven't had a drink in 26 years. Which, yes, is half my life. 

I don't really drink anymore, unless I'm on holiday or on a very rare night out.

I cannot say that I ever enjoyed drinking, well, until I had drunk about 5 pints or several shorts.

Then I began to like it. Alot  :D

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52 minutes ago, Boudicca said:

I drove past that offy we were talking about earlier LFN. I wanted to take a photo, but there might have been a bit of trouble if I did. Lots of hazards about. You'll know the proximity to the cop shop :ninja: not ideal.

Probably the same sort of bother C.A is referring to.Yip, best avoided even for DLing purposes.

That offy now forms part of the Essex 'Bronx' area, right?

Brave of you to drive past it Bou. Very brave. :)

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I was a passenger :lol:

 

It's looking incredibly dodgy though I have to say :o

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Chirac's couple:

 

Bildergebnis für two french wine bottles

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That one on the right translates as "Newcastle Pope".  I've always found that amusing.

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Reminds me how the German "Battenberg" turned into "Mountbatten". When I was conscripted, my officer's last name was "Battenberg". I ... don't think he was nobility.

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1 hour ago, En Passant said:

I haven't drunk for half my life either.

 

The part between 7am and 7pm.

 

 

You're missing out on sooooo much good times.

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6 minutes ago, gcreptile said:

Reminds me how the German "Battenberg" turned into "Mountbatten". When I was conscripted, my officer's last name was "Battenberg". I ... don't think he was nobility.

 

But he was..... A nob.....

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Wee Jimmy Sturgeon has now raised the price of booze in Scotland, some to stratospheric ( from where they were) amounts.

This will, supposedly, start to tackle the problem with alcohol consumption experienced north of the border.

Ok.:lol:

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Aye, my £12.15 box of 3 bottles of wine now £15.36.

 

 

Always will vote Nat, until Indy, then they can get to fuck.

 

Unelectable.

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