Chirac's couple

[Sir Creep 7,070]

13 hours ago, Deathray said:

 

Do you have parental blocking on your network? (Unless you've asked for it to be disabled, you will) DDP gets banned on mine under hate & violence. But I can still go on pornhub... Seems well thought out. 

I only lol’d cuz of that.  Well that is interesting I hope not but every week I discover another asinine preset setting Apple decided was best for me.  Thanks for heads up.

SC

[Sir Creep 7,070]

14 hours ago, Boudicca said:

I'm trying to get an Irish passport but it's an absolute nightmare and I'm Irish and used to their, er, (hopeless) ways of doing things. Doesn't help I've been married a few times and adopted and not even sure what my name is.

Along those lines, I’d like to become an Irish citizen, need a deary to swing by Belfast and get a birth certificate for me and anything else to make this happen.  Been wanting to do this for 12 years, woulda been easier before mum passed, so now it’ll be second-hand pile of papers rather than first-hand affidavits.

SirC

[charon 4,943]

2 hours ago, Sir Creep said:

Along those lines, I’d like to become an Irish citizen, need a deary to swing by Belfast and get a birth certificate for me and anything else to make this happen.  Been wanting to do this for 12 years, woulda been easier before mum passed, so now it’ll be second-hand pile of papers rather than first-hand affidavits.

SirC

Grew up miles from and in sight of Antrim.

 

Yet I stuck with English one, if I bothered to apply.

 

Just marry Bou when she gets hers SC, you'd get one that way.

[Boudicca 702]

I have no reply or words for that other than #charon.

 

 

[Sir Creep 7,070]

He’s a bloody hashtag now?

[Boudicca 702]

If he isn't he should be.

[charon 4,943]

Lol.

 

Vote #charon

 

I like that shit.

 

Though most of the population widnt.

[Sir Creep 7,070]

He has a point though.  I mean it could be for a day, weekender maybe.  Just to satisfy citizenship requirements etc.  It’ll have to be in the morning though—like all Irish weddings—that way if it don’t work out the whole day ain’t shot.

[charon 4,943]

SC, I've never been married but had a few wives.

 

 

Bou on the other hand collects husband's, and I 'think' has nearly the collection of Faiths *might be missing a Bhuddist , maybe not*

 

Throw her a bottle of potcheen and the passport is yours.

[Boudicca 702]

Charon!!!!

 

That's a two week ban!

 

Although... That's not a bad plan... I'd do that.

 

Wait! We need time for a party! 

 

And I'd want MK there so Cork okay? It's better than Dublin believe me.

[charon 4,943]

Bou + SC

 

Cindr.

 

Strikes again, what an app.

[Boudicca 702]

Cindr 

 

For all your death-related dating needs. Brilliant!

[charon 4,943]

I really wanted to start an app called that.

 

The thought of the size of the blister on Harry's thumb swiping right drove me to almost doing it

[Boudicca 702]

You are actually wrong because I've never married a scotchman the right sort of protestant  Yet. Close but no. Not one that would pass The McLeod approval. Or his Cathar 

 

Anyway can I go now or have you both married me off and I've to be in Cork next week or something. And someone needs to tell MK, I'm not getting married without him there.

 

But! Irish passports all round! Actually, getting married is a lot more easy than their forms! They're mentally insane. My brother is a retired Royal Marine, his wife is a lawyer and they are "wtf these questions are crazy" and they actually NEED to do it. Ireland for ya 

Anyway. Watch this space! My half day marriage to Sir Creep may happen yet!

 

I might really do this for the craic. You're all invited! Us in Ireland. Nothing could go wrong! It'll be grand. Just fine.

[Boudicca 702]

Nobody minds I've pinned this do they? I've not been banned so far so it might be okay  

[Bibliogryphon 9,592]

The company I work for has set up a branch in Eire because we are a Notified Body and if things go pear shaped we need to have a European Operation. However the Irish Government did not seem prepared for the influx of organisations wanting to do this. Everything is moving painfully slowly.

[Boudicca 702]

Ireland. I feel your pain. See above. Hopeless. Let's see if they can marry me and Sir C with as little trouble as possible.

[Sir Creep 7,070]

I may be able to help you bag a Scots-Protestant check and check, though my case for the former is weak and the latter weaker.

[Boudicca 702]

1 hour ago, Sir Creep said:

I may be able to help you bag a SCOTCH Protestant check and check, though my case for the former is weak and the latter weaker.

Mods please! 

[Deathray 2,941]

11 hours ago, Bibliogryphon said:

The company I work for has set up a branch in Eire because we are a Notified Body and if things go pear shaped we need to have a European Operation. However the Irish Government did not seem prepared for the influx of organisations wanting to do this. Everything is moving painfully slowly.

 

I always assumed you worked for the government with all that flying around not a private company...

 

I can imagine Ireland are struggling with that, could you not set one up in France?

[maryportfuncity 10,658]

13 hours ago, Bibliogryphon said:

The company I work for has set up a branch in Eire because we are a Notified Body and if things go pear shaped we need to have a European Operation. However the Irish Government did not seem prepared for the influx of organisations wanting to do this. Everything is moving painfully slowly.

 

I was over there a while ago and back this year - it isn't as if there's a shortage of housing or anything (the crash and burn of the Celtic Tiger a while back has seen to that, right?)

[Bibliogryphon 9,592]

7 hours ago, Deathray said:

 

I always assumed you worked for the government with all that flying around not a private company...

 

I can imagine Ireland are struggling with that, could you not set one up in France?

Language issue. Ireland is the natural option.

[Sir Creep 7,070]

On 5/7/2018 at 02:16, Boudicca said:

 

Mods please! 

Yo..... a person is described as Scotch-Irish, not Scottish-Irish.  Scotch is a perfectly acceptable legal phrase, my Lord.  I'm not about to say Scottish-Protestant.  Well if it means marriage-slash-citizenship, I won't sweat the small stuff.  Ooooo our first fight!

SC

[charon 4,943]

Scots Irish if in the Free State.

 

Ulster Scots if you're not.

 

 

Lemon squeezey.

[Boudicca 702]

On 08/05/2018 at 14:17, Sir Creep said:

Yo..... a person is described as Scotch-Irish, not Scottish-Irish.  Scotch is a perfectly acceptable legal phrase, my Lord.  I'm not about to say Scottish-Protestant.  Well if it means marriage-slash-citizenship, I won't sweat the small stuff.  Ooooo our first fight!

SC

 

Not the last.