deadsox 894 Posted July 12, 2018 Sorry for England's loss. I was pulling for them fwiw. Stiff upper lip and all that. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 12, 2018 Phone ins been glorious this morning. Still bumming up how good they were/bodes well for the future etc etc Full of Lurve for Pickford / Trippier / McGuire ... a fuckin trio of bumpkins that would not look out of place as background filler in a Game of Thrones' Westeros disheveled hamlet scene ... fuckin arseholes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted July 12, 2018 7 minutes ago, charon said: Phone ins been glorious this morning. Still bumming up how good they were/bodes well for the future etc etc Full of Lurve for Pickford / Trippier / McGuire ... a fuckin trio of bumpkins that would not look out of place as background filler in a Game of Thrones' Westeros disheveled hamlet scene ... fuckin arseholes Keep it going, somebody may eventually bite. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,155 Posted July 12, 2018 14 hours ago, Wee Jum said: No matter, we can make our own. (I remember Baddiel & Skinner doing this years ago on Fantasy Football League.) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,068 Posted July 12, 2018 She looks like she's just fisted a melon out of Big Bird. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 12, 2018 Shaheen the camel called both semis correct. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 14, 2018 Oooops x 2 To not beat a Nation ranked above you and win the WC is accepted, if you in the Top 5. To be as low as the Shire and hope to do so is "lol". Belgium, now twice, are raping them Only team above them they've faced. Kane joins nomarks like Salenko as top scorer, well geee. He is shit enough for comparison. #54 year of hurt ~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,155 Posted July 14, 2018 Nobody's interested in listening to your broken record. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Toast said: Nobody's interested in listening to your broken record. I am. Its why I have to put up with the shite of the Angles commentary. Best moments in the World Football phone in included the commentary of Chernakovs goal in the 1/4's. "As it stands, its Russia v @ngland for a place in the Final". Unquote. I hope the shithole sinks. No expectations my arse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted July 14, 2018 1 hour ago, charon said: I am. Its why I have to put up with the shite of the Angles commentary. Best moments in the World Football phone in included the commentary of Chernakovs goal in the 1/4's. "As it stands, its Russia v @ngland for a place in the Final". Unquote. I hope the shithole sinks. No expectations my arse. Best get your sharpest saw out then, Jockland is still physically attached to England and if we sink................ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 15, 2018 We have islands up here Lord, if a sacrifice of Glasgow, Edinburgh, Dundee, Perth and Aberdeen need to be made, ,,, So be it. Be like that town in Greenland that's getting evacuated because of the giant iceberg about to split WC - Iran the only team with fewer shots on target from open play than the Shire. Bwahahahahaha *Iran had a tough group, if they'd got through the Shire wid have been bottom. And they were close. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,480 Posted July 15, 2018 Glasgow's on quite high ground, we'd be OK even under those doomsday global warming maps. Liverpool and London would be fucked though, probably. In fact looking up a bollocks map on Google for LOLs, Scotland would lose the Tory Ayr shires and chunks of Fife. What a loss... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted July 15, 2018 29 minutes ago, msc said: Glasgow's on quite high ground, we'd be OK even under those doomsday global warming maps. Liverpool and London would be fucked though, probably. In fact looking up a bollocks map on Google for LOLs, Scotland would lose the Tory Ayr shires and chunks of Fife. What a loss... Here's an interactive map that allows you to raise sea levels by up to 60m and lets you zoom into street level. Opinions differ but 60m is around the maximum rise if all the ice in the world melted. I'm safe at around 80m. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,480 Posted July 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cat O'Falk said: Here's an interactive map that allows you to raise sea levels by up to 60m and lets you zoom into street level. Opinions differ but 60m is around the maximum rise if all the ice in the world melted. I'm safe at around 80m. I knew there was something like that out there. Should have no bothered looking and just tagged @Cat O'Falk 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 15, 2018 The weeg misses the point of 'sacrifice'....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted July 15, 2018 1 hour ago, msc said: Glasgow's on quite high ground, we'd be OK even under those doomsday global warming maps. Liverpool and London would be fucked though, probably. In fact looking up a bollocks map on Google for LOLs, Scotland would lose the Tory Ayr shires and chunks of Fife. What a loss... I'm glad to see that, in only a matter of 82 years, there will be no need for hosepipe bans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted July 15, 2018 1 hour ago, msc said: Glasgow's on quite high ground, we'd be OK even under those doomsday global warming maps. Liverpool and London would be fucked though, probably. In fact looking up a bollocks map on Google for LOLs, Scotland would lose the Tory Ayr shires and chunks of Fife. What a loss... So the Highlands would just be called Lands. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted July 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Cat O'Falk said: Here's an interactive map that allows you to raise sea levels by up to 60m and lets you zoom into street level. Opinions differ but 60m is around the maximum rise if all the ice in the world melted. I'm safe at around 80m. About the most fun you will have with that is in my state of Louisiana. Looks like at 5M I can market my home as oceanfront property! And to think I considered SELLING! SC 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,155 Posted July 15, 2018 2 hours ago, msc said: Glasgow's on quite high ground, we'd be OK even under those doomsday global warming maps. Liverpool and London would be fucked though, probably. In fact looking up a bollocks map on Google for LOLs, Scotland would lose the Tory Ayr shires and chunks of Fife. What a loss... I'm OK, but looks like I wouldn't be going to any more gigs in Oxford. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,480 Posted July 15, 2018 Just now, Toast said: I'm OK, but looks like I wouldn't be going to any more gigs in Oxford. Cat's simulator has a fate worse than death for some of us. Like me, I'd eventually have to move...to East Kilbride! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted July 15, 2018 So I had to check: The sea will rise by 70 meters if all ice on Earth melts. Still just a tad too much for Berlin. Anyway, looks like Croatia will get a few reasons to feel a little cheated, if and when... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 15, 2018 No it won't rise 70 m.... All the ice in the sea = 0 cm rise. Don't believe the Climate Change fuckers, do some arithmetic. Anyhoo. Within 5 seconds the commentator makes 2 childish claims, both of which explain why the World hates them. 1/ "Best WC in years" - cos enbland made the semis. 2. "4 people on the pitch, this is ridiculous" - forgets without some people on the pitch, they wouldn't have won it once. 4-1 France lopsided tbh. France are not quite "shite", but are in no way " good". 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,068 Posted July 15, 2018 I think it's all over.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
