Unrequited Love / Secret Crush

[Handrejka 1,904]

2 minutes ago, Kenny McCormick said:

Idk, am I?

 

I would say it was unusual but probably not totally unheard of.

[runebomme 377]

2 hours ago, Kenny McCormick said:

Am I the only one who's never had a celebrity crush? 

what about Dolly

 

[Toast 16,145]

I think I have mentioned elsewhere that my first celebrity crush was Dr Kildare when I was five.

 

[Book 3,557]

8 minutes ago, Toast said:

I think I have mentioned elsewhere that my first celebrity crush was Dr Kildare when I was five.

 

 

Understandable!

[One shot Paddy 1,206]

When I was 7 I developed a crush/ sudden interest in Heather Thomas from The Fall Guy. 

The best part of Friday night was watching the opening titles. 

 

 

[Bentrovato 1,088]

Priti. She just gets sexier and sexier. 

[Grim Up North 3,726]

This is a little off topic but something has happened between me and Kate Garraway.

 

I used to find her second only to Lorraine Kelly (a distant second admittedly) as the most annoying woman on television.

 

However since Derek Draper got ill and she's a bit teary and sad and weary looking I've developed a big crush on her (it's a 52 year old man crush so I'm not exactly spufffing in my kecks when I see her but nevertheless she has become very fanciable).

 

Must be something to do with the grief thing, or maybe she's become less annoying, but I now see her as a smouldering hot chick.

 

Weird.

[YoungWillz 21,058]

22 minutes ago, Grim Up North said:

 

Must be something to do with the grief thing, or maybe she's become less annoying, but I now see her as a smouldering hot chick.

 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219]

12 minutes ago, YoungWillz said:

 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219]

She was my first crush. 

It was sexual but, at that time, I didn't really understand it all.

It all started with 'Bouquet of Barbed Wire' and the lady, if you didn't already know, was Sheila Allen.

She was never viewed as a raving beauty but I always thought that she was very sexy.

Nowt has changed my mind.

 

[Dying Probably 579]

On 31/10/2020 at 14:00, Bentrovato said:

Priti Patel. Just for an hour or two.

 

H-how?!

[TQR 14,400]

22 minutes ago, Dying Probably said:

 

H-how?!

To be fair she is fucking peng. Shame her mind and personality are so comprehensively hideous.

[Toast 16,145]

1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

She was my first crush. 

It was sexual but, at that time, I didn't really understand it all.

It all started with 'Bouquet of Barbed Wire' and the lady, if you didn't already know, was Sheila Allen.

She was never viewed as a raving beauty but I always thought that she was very sexy.

Nowt has changed my mind.

 

 

I remember that.  Thought it would be Prue who set you going?  Susan Penhaligon, wasn't it. 

Sheila Allen was classier though.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219]

16 minutes ago, Toast said:

 

I remember that.  Thought it would be Prue who set you going?  Susan Penhaligon, wasn't it. 

Sheila Allen was classier though.

Yes, I think she was.

Susan was prettier but it is what goes on beneath the skin that attracts me.

Frank Finlay played a werewolf, I believe? 

 

[Handrejka 1,904]

20 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

She was my first crush. 

It was sexual but, at that time, I didn't really understand it all.

It all started with 'Bouquet of Barbed Wire' and the lady, if you didn't already know, was Sheila Allen.

She was never viewed as a raving beauty but I always thought that she was very sexy.

Nowt has changed my mind.

 

Was she in an episode of The Prisoner?

On the subject of which Patrick McGoohan while undoubtedly good looking has no sex appeal at all for me.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219]

33 minutes ago, Handrejka said:

Was she in an episode of The Prisoner?

On the subject of which Patrick McGoohan while undoubtedly good looking has no sex appeal at all for me.

Yes she was!

[the_engineer 1,415]

Shibasaki ko especially around 19/20 years old in battle royale (my profile pic since I've been on here tbh) just the most incredible face, body to match and she's a bad girl too in movies and rumoured to be in her younger years in real life 

 

 

 

 

 

Rainie Yang great looking and more wife material than shibasaki ko

 

 

 

 

 

Sandra bullock in the 90s (speed) 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bjork again in the 90s was either my first crush or Sandra was I can't remember lol. I actually approached my wife and asked her out because she looked like bjork.

 

 

 

I just love kooky women .

 

[Bentrovato 1,088]

She looks so gorgeous when she is angry. Priti Patel disagrees with taking a knee in protest against racism and brands BLM protests 'dreadful' (msn.com)

[Charlotte's Controller 195]

Isabella Adjani. Stunning from Nosferatu, Subway, and One Deadly Summer the sort of girl you could dream about. I also found out many years later that I was the crush of my best friends sister, which sort of explained why she transformed from a stroppy teenager to a blushing recluse whenever I was around. A fact that was used to taunt her mercilessly as siblings do, I was completely unaware.

[Bentrovato 1,088]

She lives to love me another day...    Priti Patel reaches £340,000 settlement with ex-Home Office chief Philip Rutnam (msn.com)

[the_engineer 1,415]

On 04/03/2021 at 20:14, Bentrovato said:

She lives to love me another day...    Priti Patel reaches £340,000 settlement with ex-Home Office chief Philip Rutnam (msn.com)

 

I bet her tits are huge 

[Paul Bearer 6,102]

1 hour ago, the_engineer said:

 

I bet her tits are huge 

Her arse certainly is. 

[the_engineer 1,415]

3 hours ago, Paul Bearer said:

Her arse certainly is. 

 

Can't beat a bit of bully.

[Bentrovato 1,088]

A threesome daydream. Me, Priti and Kim. Kim Yo-jong says North Korea open to ending war if conditions met - BBC News

[TQR 14,400]

3 hours ago, Bentrovato said:

A threesome daydream. Me, Priti and Kim. Kim Yo-jong says North Korea open to ending war if conditions met - BBC News

Yes alright, you’re a fucking weirdo, we get it.