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Simple forum game: answer and ask random death related questions. Answer the question from the poster above, and follow up with a question of your own.

 

Question 1: Death comes for us all. The World Health Organisation are among those who measure how quickly it comes, and their 2015 life expectancy at birth statistics would indicate it comes sooner in Mexico than in the USA, and sooner in the USA than in Canada. But is the USA closer to Mexico or Canada on this index?

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Actually, it's Mexico. Mexicans die 2.6 years younger than Americans, but Americans die 2.9 years younger than Canadians.

 

Your turn to ask a question.

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When was the last time you had sex?

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1 hour ago, paddyfool said:

Actually, it's Mexico. Mexicans die 2.6 years younger than Americans, but Americans die 2.9 years younger than Canadians.

 

Your turn to ask a question.

it looks like the mad hatter is of limited use for this game

I will ask the question

 

which substance causes  madness in hatters gives them shakes and kills them slowly

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Oh boy, I better grab the popcorn now...

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39 minutes ago, The Mad Hatter said:

When was the last time you had sex?

Wow, that's a good and mature death related quiz. This is going well

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1 hour ago, runebomme said:

which substance causes  madness in hatters gives them shakes and kills them slowly

Mercury. Thanks 1000 Ways To Die...

Question: What is the most common demographic of people that say "I want to die?"

a) edgy emo teenagers

b) depressed 40-something males who went through a bad divorce

c) 100-somethings with cancer

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50 minutes ago, FixedBusiness said:

Mercury. Thanks 1000 Ways To Die...

Question: What is the most common demographic of people that say "I want to die?"

a) edgy emo teenagers

b) depressed 40-something males who went through a bad divorce

c) 100-somethings with cancer

its b

 

which empire killed the most people

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1 hour ago, runebomme said:

its b

 

which empire killed the most people

 

Depends on which historian you ask, and what share of the responsibility you attribute for which events that occured under what empire's rule, but arguably the British Empire (principally but by no means solely on account of famine deaths in India).  The Mongol empire would also be up there, though, as would the USSR, the Third Reich, and the Spanish empire.

 

The LD50 is a measure of how lethal a substance is based on the amount you'd have to give to kill 50% of those receiving it. Based on this metric, which of these substances is the most lethal?

1) Black Widow spider venom

2) Black Mamba venom

3) Botulinum toxin [botox]

4) Brexit :P

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its 3

 

what is the survival rate for a gunshot to the heart provided you get help

 

 

closest to

a)   0

 

b)  1/3

 

c)  1/10

 

d) 1/100

 

 

it's b)  1/3

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2 minutes ago, runebomme said:

its 3

 

what is the survival rate for a gunshot to the heart provided you get help

 

 

closest to

a)   0

 

b)  1/3

 

c)  1/10

 

d) 1/100

Is it C, 1/10? I'm not sure, 1/3 sounds like too high of a survival rate and 1/100 and 0 sound like too low :P 

 

 

What cancer kills the most people (In the US)? 

A. Colon Cancer

B. Lung Cancer

C. Breast Cancer

D. Leukemia

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The thread police  points the diversion to other users.

 

Gomaomi-Pet-Costume-Policeman-Style-Dog-

 

:D

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3 hours ago, John Key said:

Is it C, 1/10? I'm not sure, 1/3 sounds like too high of a survival rate and 1/100 and 0 sound like too low :P 

 

 

What cancer kills the most people (In the US)? 

A. Colon Cancer

B. Lung Cancer

C. Breast Cancer

D. Leukemia

A lung cancer.

 

Now my question. In the UK a certain cause of death claims more people per capita than it does anywhere else in the world. Which disease is it

Is it A Bladder Cancer

B Parkingsons disease 

C MS

Or D Non Hodkins lymphoyma

 

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3 minutes ago, The Mad Hatter said:

Now my question. In the UK a certain cause of death claims more people per capita than it does anywhere else in the world. Which disease is it

Is it A Bladder Cancer

B Parkingsons disease 

C MS

Or D Non Hodkins lymphoyma

 

Well Parkingsons and Non Hodkins aren't real things, A Bladder Cancer is only a singular item - but MS is a common abbreviation of Multiple Sclerosis and is a real thing, so based on that I would have to go for C, MS. 

 

How has Betty White stayed alive so long?

A. Vodka and Hot Dogs :smoking-smiley:

B. Positivity :dead3:

C. Drinking her own urine :puke:

D. Sacrificing her enemies :devil:

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It's A. Vodka and Hot Dogs.

 

The actress (below) died because she took:

A. Vodka and 40 pills

B. Rum and 50 pills

C. Whisky and 60 pills

D. Brandy and 70 pills

E. Gin and 80 pills

F. None of the above. Breast cancer did her in

G. Aliens abducted her. She died in Mars

H. A crocodile got her during her holiday in Ceylon

I. Kermit the Muppet shot her with an Uzi

 

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2 hours ago, bladan said:

It's A. Vodka and Hot Dogs.

 

The actress (below) died because she took:

A. Vodka and 40 pills

B. Rum and 50 pills

C. Whisky and 60 pills

D. Brandy and 70 pills

E. Gin and 80 pills

F. None of the above. Breast cancer did her in

G. Aliens abducted her. She died in Mars

H. A crocodile got her during her holiday in Ceylon

I. Kermit the Muppet shot her with an Uzi

 

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That's Lupe Velez isn't it? In which case it's D. 

 

Question. Who was Henry Callow and in what way is he a footnote in British Judicial history?

 

By British, I'm talking geographically, i.e The British Isles. 

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He, I remember.

 

A SOB, Scottish Orange Bastard of the Legal Profession.

 

Passed a Death Penalty for the laughs, knowing it couldn't be applied, iirc.

 

Is the cunt still alive?

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5 minutes ago, charon said:

He, I remember.

 

A SOB, Scottish Orange Bastard of the Legal Profession.

 

Passed a Death Penalty for the laughs, knowing it couldn't be applied, for the laughs iirc.

 

Is the cunt still alive?

 

This guy? (I presume, given Handy asked)

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7 minutes ago, charon said:

He, I remember.

 

A SOB, Scottish Orange Bastard of the Legal Profession.

 

Passed a Death Penalty for the laughs, knowing it couldn't be applied, iirc.

 

Is the cunt still alive?

 

Cunt CBE is dead, has been for 12 years.

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Cheers, I remember it in the papers back when I read them and thought 'legitimate target'.

 

Just thought he was an older Donald Findlay.

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1 hour ago, charon said:

He, I remember.

 

A SOB, Scottish Orange Bastard of the Legal Profession.

 

Passed a Death Penalty for the laughs, knowing it couldn't be applied, iirc.

 

Is the cunt still alive?

 

That's him, thereby making him that person in the British Isles so far)  to sentence someone to death.

 

Your turn to ask a question now. 

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I did.

 

Msc & TQR both supplied the answer, he is deid.

 

Over to them.

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OK, fine.

 

What did Henry Allingham attribute as the secret to a long life?

 

 

a)      Chastity and the Protestant work ethic

b)      Chocolate

c)       A strict diet

d)      Whisky, fags, and wild women

 

:D

 

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