Death Impends 7,368 Posted April 25, 2018 4 minutes ago, Joey Russ said: Popular dead pool pick Fernando Ricksen eats two steaks every night before bed time. Tasty. He's got something to grunt about with Sumner Redstone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted April 25, 2018 Aye, just cos he cannot remember eating the first one. August max for the firework loving cunt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted May 8, 2018 Ricksen won't appear in public again and going downhill rapidly.... http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/16210775.Rangers_hero_Fernando_Ricksen____will_never_appear_in_public_again____as_health_rapidly_goes_downhill/?ref=twtrec Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 8,658 Posted May 8, 2018 58 minutes ago, charon said: Ricksen won't appear in public again and going downhill rapidly.... http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/16210775.Rangers_hero_Fernando_Ricksen____will_never_appear_in_public_again____as_health_rapidly_goes_downhill/?ref=twtrec There is no ooooh new information emoji. Like seems too brutal and sad too involving but this type of information will have people double checking all their different teams. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,565 Posted May 8, 2018 Hmmm - how long has Pete Frates been like that (unable to talk and minimal movement)? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,016 Posted June 4, 2018 Fernando Ricksen yesterday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,234 Posted June 4, 2018 The arms are so thin... I think organ failure is not that far away... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,016 Posted June 4, 2018 19 minutes ago, gcreptile said: The arms are so thin... I think organ failure is not that far away... Poor guy. I think he should be on the list next year, at the risk of being branded a "vile sicko" by The Sun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,119 Posted June 4, 2018 One must wonder when Joost arms started to look thin so we might get an idea of when organ failure might kick in. Sad case though... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,119 Posted June 10, 2018 Fernando Ricksen interview. While he probably won't be here in 2 decades, I think the optimism will help him see out 2018... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,016 Posted September 15, 2018 Ricksen has gone full Stephen Hawking - he now communicates via a computer, controlled by his eye movements. The computer was kindly donated to him by RDG Kompagne. At the moment he only has a female voice, but it does the job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,119 Posted September 15, 2018 He looks so much thinner than Hawking ever was. I think the dice will be falling for him soon. But 2018 or 2019? That’s the big question... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,234 Posted September 15, 2018 So frail... every instinct tells me his time is almost up. ...but then it's not cancer and I'm still not sure if I would joker him if he's still alive on New Year's Eve. Even though in 2017, jokering Joost would probably have been the best decision. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,119 Posted September 23, 2018 Surprised that he doesn’t have his own thread, with the fact that he’s very ill (could turn out to be the decisive hit this year), a big name, and seem very deathlisty if he makes 2019. Very worthy of his own thread imo. EDIT: Maybe a mod can move some of his older posts here as well... 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,287 Posted September 23, 2018 45 minutes ago, Joey Russ said: Surprised that he doesn’t have his own thread, with the fact that he’s very ill (could turn out to be the decisive hit this year), a big name, and seem very deathlisty if he makes 2019. Very worthy of his own thread imo. EDIT: Maybe a mod can move some of his older posts here as well... Only 279 of 'em to sift through. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,904 Posted September 23, 2018 If he makes it to Jan 1 he will easily be one of the 5-10 most picked names in most 2019 deadpools Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,762 Posted September 24, 2018 Ricksen could very well be on the list next year. Then this thread will be where all the Rangers fan ranters arrive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,651 Posted September 24, 2018 30 minutes ago, msc said: Then this thread will be where all the Rangers fan ranters arrive. Better not tell Charon. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,013 Posted September 24, 2018 12 hours ago, CaptainChorizo said: If he makes it to Jan 1 he will easily be one of the 5-10 most picked names in most 2019 deadpools He was D40 THIS year wunn-he? Now if you want to say 5-10 most popular ever, you may be onto something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,119 Posted September 24, 2018 6 hours ago, msc said: Ricksen could very well be on the list next year. Then this thread will be where all the Rangers fan ranters arrive. Aye, then we’ll piss off more tabloids and such, but let’s be honest, do we really care? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted October 11, 2018 He did make a public appearance again, but by fuck the video in the link is awful. https://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/16966781.gers-ace-fernando-ricksen-speaks-at-ibrox-for-thanks-to-special-computer/ * he's in hospital since, 'suspected chest infection' as a result of over exertion at Greyskull.......... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeMoneypenny 55 Posted October 15, 2018 Stephen Hawking lived decades,why can't this guy with the same disease. Keep hope alive Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,119 Posted October 15, 2018 2 hours ago, JoeMoneypenny said: Stephen Hawking lived decades,why can't this guy with the same disease. Keep hope alive Because Ricksen is looking more and more frail to the point that he can’t even talk anymore. Besides, Stephen Hawking had a much slower moving strand of ALS, so that’s why he lived over half a century. The same can’t be said about Ricksen... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted October 15, 2018 50 minutes ago, Joey Russ said: Because Ricksen is looking more and more frail to the point that he can’t even talk anymore. Besides, Stephen Hawking had a much slower moving strand of ALS, so that’s why he lived over half a century. The same can’t be said about Ricksen... Oh really?? You some sort of fucking expert now? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,762 Posted October 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Oh really?? You some sort of fucking expert now? Seeing that Hawking had some voice in his late 30s, and Ricksen looks like a corpse barely heated in a microwave now, doesn't need an expert, does it, ya surly bastard, ya. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
