Tuber Mirum 125 Posted January 22, 2005 Here she is looking slightly healthier than Mary Travers some time after her severe illness about 14 months ago. She doesn't seem to be in the news much at the moment, no radio appearances I could detect. She has had a couple of mentions for her remarks that men prefer girlfriends who are less intelligent than themselves, because a scientific study has recently come to the same conclusion. Don't know when she said that originally, though. Could have been years ago. Can't be too much longer before the poor lady finally gets her "wings". Multiple organ failure is usually a pretty serious thing. It looks like she is a committed Humanist. So she doesn't believe in all that Grim Reaper mumbo jumbo and doesn't expect to go to heaven. (Everybody: clap your hands if YOU believe in the Grim Reaper!) Nice to see a girl on the list. Don't seem to be too many at the minute. (still not sure about Heaven can Wait.) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Yeti 14 Posted January 22, 2005 Nice to see a girl on the list. Don't seem to be too many at the minute. (still not sure about Heaven Can Wait.) Hee Hee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted January 23, 2005 Nice to see a girl on the list. Don't seem to be too many at the minute. (still not sure about Heaven can Wait.) Hee Hee. Oh very funny! I'll just have to keep you guessing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted January 24, 2005 All a bit vague this isn't it. Look at the whole thread another way and her imminent demise is little short of wishful thinking - understandably - on the part of the many people she's annoyed over the years. The one strong bit of evidence is that her rent-a-gob appearances have been thin on the ground for ages, not like her at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted April 15, 2005 All a bit vague this isn't it. Look at the whole thread another way and her imminent demise is little short of wishful thinking - understandably - on the part of the many people she's annoyed over the years. Probably because all her devoted fans have actually forgotten who she is. But rest assured, when she pops her clogs and her legion of fans (well 5 of them maybe) hit Google they'll be here ranting and declaring everyone as a bunch of f*cking w*nkers for daring to mutter her name on such a twisted site. If it turns out she's got a Liverpool connection expect the rant factor to you in in inverse proportions to the rate your hub cap count goes down on a trip to that fair city. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Man Jury Posted April 15, 2005 All a bit vague this isn't it. Look at the whole thread another way and her imminent demise is little short of wishful thinking - understandably - on the part of the many people she's annoyed over the years. Probably because all her devoted fans have actually forgotten who she is. But rest assured, when she pops her clogs and her legion of fans (well 5 of them maybe) hit Google they'll be here ranting and declaring everyone as a bunch of f*cking w*nkers for daring to mutter her name on such a twisted site. If it turns out she's got a Liverpool connection expect the rant factor to you in in inverse proportions to the rate your hub cap count goes down on a trip to that fair city. Yeah, when Mrs Jabba the Hut does go it should raise a laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted May 3, 2005 My political party of preference, the LibDems have for the second time in as many days wheeled out a Geriatric Secret Weapon. Veteran Flow Consultant Ms Rayner who is expressing her disillusionment with Labour's health policies. Perhaps when they get back in, she will resign herself to becoming a 2005 DeathList statistic. Claire Rayner Yesterday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted May 13, 2005 Claire Rayner Yesterday Maybe yesterday but with that picture how about tommorow? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim_Rita 4 Posted May 22, 2005 Nice to see a girl on the list. Don't seem to be too many at the minute. (still not sure about Heaven can Wait.) I'm a girl! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted May 22, 2005 I'm a girl! I know, I know Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted May 22, 2005 Are you? Wow! Nobody has ever dared ask that so directly before. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IYG Posted May 23, 2005 Are you? Wow! Nobody has ever dared ask that so directly before. Please tune back next week for the cliffhanger answer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted May 23, 2005 Are you? Wow! Nobody has ever dared ask that so directly before. Please tune back next week for the cliffhanger answer. Maybe before then we could have a DL poll? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted May 23, 2005 Maybe before then we could have a DL poll? Good thinking! I suppose that's something to do while waiting for a death, it does get a bit boring waiting for the next one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IYG Posted May 23, 2005 Maybe before then we could have a DL poll? Good thinking! I suppose that's something to do while waiting for a death, it does get a bit boring waiting for the next one! We could always change the rules and off people ourselves. I wouldn't mind seeing Pinochet getting it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Earl Gloomy 7 Posted May 23, 2005 We could always change the rules and off people ourselves. I wouldn't mind seeing Pinochet getting it. Stop picking people with dementia! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IYG Posted May 24, 2005 We could always change the rules and off people ourselves. I wouldn't mind seeing Pinochet getting it. Stop picking people with dementia! Dementia, mass murderers, same thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Four Horsemen 26 Posted May 24, 2005 Only they don't know they're mass murderers, as each one is still their first as far as they're concerned................. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gangrenous Sphyncter 0 Posted June 1, 2005 Didnt she harbour hans solo at one point? she should avoid chains to last this year me finks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Dunnster Posted July 12, 2005 This is the first time I’ve happened upon this site and I’ve got to say I'm impressed by the level of banter and depravity. I think this may be my first ever posting also. I always thought it would be b3ta but here you go. Have any of the Coffin Dodgers on this site ever complained about being on it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerberus 302 Posted July 13, 2005 This is the first time I’ve happened upon this site and I’ve got to say I'm impressed by the level of banter and depravity. Have any of the Coffin Dodgers on this site ever complained about being on it? (1) Why not join then? (2) See thread on the "Deathlist Forum" side : "Has anyone famous posted?" (3) What does this have to do with Claire Rayner? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted July 13, 2005 (3) What does this have to do with Claire Rayner? I was just about to say that. "You beat me to it" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted September 18, 2005 What does anything have to do with Claire Rayner? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teddy 21 Posted September 18, 2005 What does anything have to do with Claire Rayner? I think the more appropriate question is What does Clare Rayner have to do with anything? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
