Sean 6,313 Posted October 5, 2018 In terms of how fucked he looks I would put him in the same camp as the last pictures of Henry Cecil Patrick Swayze Robin Gibb Leslie Grantham Terry Thomas Alex Higgins Freddie Mercury andTammy Faye Messner. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted October 5, 2018 42 minutes ago, Sean said: Welcome to the site Kirst.Sorry to hear about your mother.Personal experience can be used as a decent barometer in deadpooling. ………...every cloud, eh... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,313 Posted October 5, 2018 23 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: ………...every cloud, eh... I am a borderline sociopath so that is me being nice :p 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted October 5, 2018 God damn he looks so sexy now. I would definitely slip my tube snake into his frail bony body and feel it break as I thirst myself inside him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philheybrookbay 439 Posted October 5, 2018 Well it was my spot on reality thread having seen him this morning in Big Brother Bit in Side but if he gets to Christmas he’ll be doing well imho. The reference to Tammy and Robin Gibb are apt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,437 Posted October 5, 2018 21 minutes ago, philheybrookbay said: Well it was my spot on reality thread having seen him this morning in Big Brother Bit in Side but if he gets to Christmas he’ll be doing well imho. A great sacrifice. You watched it so we didn't need to. 1 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,313 Posted October 5, 2018 He should be put back in the Big Brother House for the last series.He gave 0 fucks last time so now he's dying he would probably give an epic amount less of a shit now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted October 5, 2018 If he knew about this site he would probably relish being on the list, give him a chance to defy the odds 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted October 5, 2018 22 minutes ago, Sean said: He should be put back in the Big Brother House for the last series.He gave 0 focus last time so now he's dying he would probably give an epic amount less of a shit now. Is there a Celebrity Big Brother roll call thread? According to Wiki there have been 276 contestants. These are the ones I can think have already died. Ken Russell Jade Goody Pete Burns Verne Troyer Keith Chegwin David Gest So 270 left - looking at the list there's a theme team in there for sure. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,313 Posted October 5, 2018 1 hour ago, The Mad Hatter said: God damn he looks so sexy now. I would definitely slip my tube snake into his frail bony body and feel it break as I thirst myself inside him. McCirick is love.. McCirick is life. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted October 5, 2018 2 hours ago, The Mad Hatter said: God damn he looks so sexy now. I would definitely slip my tube snake into his frail bony body and feel it break as I thirst myself inside him. I'm really hoping 'thirst' is a typo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted October 5, 2018 2 hours ago, The Mad Hatter said: God damn he looks so sexy now. I would definitely slip my tube snake into his frail bony body and feel it break as I thirst myself inside him. At your age any holes a goal. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,741 Posted October 5, 2018 11 minutes ago, Grim Up North said: I'm really hoping 'thirst' is a typo Yeah right because 'thrust' doesn't make me want to barf at all. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 5, 2018 Lol. He's on r5 just now saying it a Life Choice to lose weight from getting binned from C4. Been ill but on the mend. Pish. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FixedBusiness 407 Posted October 6, 2018 5 hours ago, Sean said: In terms of how fucked he looks I would put him in the same camp as the last pictures of Henry Cecil Patrick Swayze Robin Gibb Leslie Grantham Terry Thomas Alex Higgins Freddie Mercury andTammy Faye Messner. John Wetton too comes to mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snakeman 5 Posted October 6, 2018 To be fair to me I think I was the first person to put John McCririck on this forum and that was I think some months ago perhaps last year so it will require a huntback through my previous posts. I had identified him as a cancer suspect a year ago when he was looking particularly gaunt and claiming the weight loss was due to flu. Knowing his history as a heavy smoker and also having experience of this I immediately made my own diagnosis of lung cancer. Having seen this week's latest pictures of him in which he looks even worse and has a deathly pallor about him I am a lot more certain that he is suffering from terminal lung cancer and it would not surprise me one iota if he didn't make Christmas. However if he does he should definitely be on the 2019 list. I thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,407 Posted October 6, 2018 Quote What about John McCririck? He's fairly obese... Quote John Fucking McCririck in hospital with fatcuntitis or summat. Quote John McCririck - just seen him on the gogglebox; significantly thiner and very shaky indeed. Place yer bets. Quote John McCririck looks very unwell, painfully thin these days and very pale complexion. Looks like he has cancer to me. I think he’d be a good pick for 2018. Quote Quote Quote Quote John McCririck was looking and sounding half dead on Good Morning Britain today. Lost a LOT of weight - There was some story not too long ago about him having been on a diet. I don't believe any of it. He was on my very first DDP team ten years ago, on the grounds that he looked like the sort to keel over suddenly from a heart attack. O? Would that be the I've a monstrous tumour in my gut diet? The woops the chemo's not working diet? Or the ever popular cigar-smoker's COPD=iet? Yeah, they say he had trouble walking.... Brain tumour ? Quote Quote John McCririck looking fairly frail in this latest interview . He sounds terrible as well . I'm sorry but you weren't the first, or the second... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted October 6, 2018 15 minutes ago, Snakeman said: To be fair to me I think I was the first person to put John McCririck on this forum and that was I think some months ago perhaps last year so it will require a huntback through my previous posts. I had identified him as a cancer suspect a year ago when he was looking particularly gaunt and claiming the weight loss was due to flu. Knowing his history as a heavy smoker and also having experience of this I immediately made my own diagnosis of lung cancer. Having seen this week's latest pictures of him in which he looks even worse and has a deathly pallor about him I am a lot more certain that he is suffering from terminal lung cancer and it would not surprise me one iota if he didn't make Christmas. However if he does he should definitely be on the 2019 list. I thank you. Windsor beat you by about seven years. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John Key 747 Posted October 6, 2018 I thought about putting him in my list but couldn't remember his name! I'm of the younger generation and not British, he first entered my wildest dreams from his episode on wife swap with his dear Booby. What a pleasant man, I hope he gets many more years with his dearest Booby. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,964 Posted October 6, 2018 16 hours ago, Cat O'Falk said: Any chance you could get his name right? John McCroakit? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,130 Posted October 6, 2018 16 hours ago, Deathrace said: If you look at her Twitter she appears to be in rude health. I expect she’ll be around for a lot longer than him. I had to phone her once for work reasons, and she was rude then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redrumours 860 Posted October 6, 2018 Been on my list all year,been waiting for this moment. He'll be gone before the year is out, he hates Christmas,don't you know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted October 6, 2018 3 hours ago, Toast said: I had to phone her once for work reasons, and she was rude then. Oh. Did you tell her to fuck off? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,130 Posted October 6, 2018 No, I couldn't really being as they were customers. It was a courtesy call to remind them that his subscription was due for renewal. Don't think she knew what the word 'courtesy' means. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted October 6, 2018 13 minutes ago, Toast said: No, I couldn't really being as they were customers. It was a courtesy call to remind them that his subscription was due for renewal. Don't think she knew what the word 'courtesy' means. Does it mean bothering old ladies about shit they don't give a fuck about? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
