Josco 49 Posted March 7, 2005 Courtesy of the jug eared, chaetopherous, rotund Home Secretary. I can't find it anywhere, but it sounds like a useful word to describe a politician! Argh!!! Mis-spelling!!!! Chaetophorous to be correct. In need of a shave! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted March 7, 2005 Mr Josco, your postings regarding the Leader of the Conservative Party would be more credible if I didn't happen to believe that you have, in your time also expressed support and admiration for some of his predecessors. My opinion is that since the early 70's no prime minister has been better or worse than his or her opponent might have been if he had won the election instead. Bliar is a transparently stupid twunt as you imply. But from my safe standpoint abroad, it looks like Mr. Brown has done the country some good. And he obviously dislikes Blair intensely which wins him a couple of extra points with me. Also, I met him once on a train. Travelling 2nd class. Impressive Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted March 7, 2005 Mr Josco, your postings regarding the Leader of the Conservative Party would be more credible if I didn't happen to believe that you have, in your time also expressed support and admiration for some of his predecessors. My opinion is that since the early 70's no prime minister has been better or worse than his or her opponent might have been if he had won the election instead. Bliar is a transparently stupid twunt as you imply. But from my safe standpoint abroad, it looks like Mr. Brown has done the country some good. And he obviously dislikes Blair intensely which wins him a couple of extra points with me. Also, I met him once on a train. Travelling 2nd class. Impressive Some good points, well presented. Yes, I have expressed admiration for one of Mr Hagues predecessors, but in the context of the times they were in; Mrs T was right in the 70's and 80's, things change, and I think that Mr Hague will be right soon. Not for this coming election, but the one after. You saw it here first! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted March 8, 2005 Could I just remind you of... Major, Hague, Duncan Smith and now Howard have seemingly conspired to ensure that Blair stays in power just as long as he wishes. Between them they have had all the charisma of a dogs' bum with a hat on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted March 8, 2005 Major, Hague, Duncan Smith and now Howard have seemingly conspired to ensure that Blair stays in power just as long as he wishes. Are you intimating that they are all working with and for Bliar? As conspiracy theories go, that's a Lulu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted March 8, 2005 There is only one conspiracy theory that I beleive in, that is that it is in the interests of governments to ensure that conspiracy theories exist, that way it seems that they are omniscient and omnipotent rather than hopelessly inadequate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Badger Posted May 30, 2005 I thought he was dead!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted June 7, 2005 I thought he was dead!! You thought wrong http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0936295/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viva Voce 0 Posted June 13, 2005 Saw Norman last week at the Isle of Man TT. He looked very fit and well, talked to the crowd and generally larked about. Not ready yet! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted June 13, 2005 He looked very fit Fit u say?? isen't he 90 years old? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marky Posted July 5, 2005 Not sure why Norman Wisdom is on your 2005 list but I'm sure he will live till well over 100 ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teddy 21 Posted July 5, 2005 Not sure why Norman Wisdom is on your 2005 list but I'm sure he will live till well over 100 ! Perhaps because the DL panel doesn't share your optimism? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted July 5, 2005 Have you ever heard of the boy who cried wolf - Norman (the comic genius that he is) always does that thing where he pretend to fall over. Alls I'm saying is that one day he'll lean too far and break something - people will just laugh at him whilst he lies in agony. Besides hes just retired this year - they say that boredom kills old peope. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted July 26, 2005 Not that this is related to anything but... How do they allocate the handicapped car parking spaces at the paraplegic Olympics?? (A point for anyone who knows where I knicked this one from) SEINFELD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted July 26, 2005 nORMAN wISDOM WILL SEE OLD mAGGIE t OUT..DID YOU SEE THE STATE OF HER AT tED hEATHS funeral?not a well woman at all! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the authority Posted July 26, 2005 I would have thought that Maggie would have been rather gleeful at Ted Heath`s funeral. And Norman Wisdom will live until the age of 136, thus making him the longest - lived person in the history of mankind. I should know, I am the authority. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted July 26, 2005 I think the authority may be drunk - or plain stupid. Or even both. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the authority Posted August 7, 2005 Dear Windsor, I am neither drunk nor stupid. I am in fact the greatest human being ever to have walked the planet, narrowlyy beating Jesus Christ, Mahatma Gandhi, William Shakespeare and Jade Goody. I should know, because I am the authority. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted August 7, 2005 I am neither drunk nor stupid. I am in fact the greatest human being ever to have walked the planet, narrowlyy beating Jesus Christ, Mahatma Gandhi, William Shakespeare and Jade Goody. It must be hard to remain humble when you're that great. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the authority Posted August 7, 2005 my name is not Muhammad Ali, who I believe said those very words cheers, the authority. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted August 7, 2005 I'm afraid I will be sticking with my original theory . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunjaman5000 30 Posted August 7, 2005 Dear Windsor, I am neither drunk nor stupid. I am in fact the greatest human being ever to have walked the planet, narrowlyy beating Jesus Christ, Mahatma Gandhi, William Shakespeare and Jade Goody. I should know, because I am the authority. Not a resident in Great Britain, I had to google Jade Goody. I'm glad I did. Quelle renarde, as they say in France. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunjaman5000 30 Posted August 9, 2005 I had to google Jade Goody. I'm glad I did. How disgusting, I would have thought you could have done better. It wasn't hard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
