msc 18,476 Posted July 1, 2019 As it is 1st July, UK time and I am out most of the day... GET OUT OF TOWN 1. Bruce Anstey 2. Sonali Bendre 3. Danny K Davis (Illinois politician) 4. Lloyd Klein 5. Rhys Oakley (rugby) JOIN THE CLUB 1. Luigi Simoni 2. Randy Romero 3. Susan Bayh 4. Ed Genson 5. Ivan Milat Sub – Christopher Booker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,956 Posted July 1, 2019 Out: 1)Pat Smullen 2)Ali Bongo 3)Roman Reigns 4)Bernard Tapie 5)Peter Lorimer In: 1)Sam Lloyd 2)Susan Bayh 3)Ivan Milat 4)Randy Romero 5)Hussain Mohamed Ershad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Book 3,557 Posted July 1, 2019 IN Lee Noble (Boxer) Michael Sleggs Randy Romero Tom Long Vincent Lambert OUT Anna Thornton Irrfan Khan Paul Gascoigne Roman Reigns Sinead O'Connor SUB Ivan Milat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,726 Posted July 1, 2019 OUT Irrfan Khan Sonali Bendre Behl Roman Reigns Olivia Newton John Pat Smullen IN Ivan Milat Lee Noble Tom Long Sutopo Purwo Nugroho Randy Romero Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,978 Posted July 1, 2019 17 hours ago, Sir Creep said: REPLACEMENTS? lord..... OK so I just looked and like 1/3 of my team names crossed off, all at the top of the alphabet. Confusing, not to mention inaccurate. SC Corrected - I don't know what happened there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,436 Posted July 1, 2019 OUT (-365) Lil Xan Chief Keef Doddie Weir Heather Locklear Bernard Tapie IN (+327) Michael Sleggs Tom Long Suzanne Whang Susan Bayh Johnny Clegg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted July 1, 2019 Let's get rid of most of my remaining team, but here are five:Lloyd KleinKate BowlerSir Tom Jones Matt MillenBill Turnbull (yeah, fraud)INSERT:Randy RomeroHolly CleggIvan MilatTom LongSlim 400 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theoldlady 2,305 Posted July 1, 2019 In: Sam Lloyd Ivan Milat Genesis P-Orridge Fernando Ricksen Randy Romero Out: Peter Alliss Terry Jones Yoko Ono Ozzy Osbourne John Williams Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,228 Posted July 1, 2019 OUT: Sonali Bendre Jeff Blackshear Walter Mzembi Bernard Tapie Doddie Weir IN: Chris Doleman Chris Duncan Tom Long Lee Noble Michael Sleggs Sub: Randy Romero Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,979 Posted July 1, 2019 Swap out: Bruce Anstey Kate Bowler Christy Dignam Michael Robinson Bernard Tapie Swap in: Tom Long Ruth Morrissey Lee Noble Randy Romero Michael Sleggs Sub: Ivan Milat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,400 Posted July 1, 2019 My list was utter horsewank, pieced together whilst drunk at Christmas and full of mindless punts. Hopefully, this'll be some minor damage limitation. Fuck off: Danniella Westbrook Lil Xan Barbara Windsor Demi Lovato Sinead O’Connor ...and die: Genesis P-Orridge Kathleen Blanco Johnny Clegg Sam Lloyd Greg Gilbert Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,614 Posted July 1, 2019 Out Sandy Alderson ''Roman Reigns'' Anoa'i Sonali Bendre Jason de Lisle Pat Smullen In Tom Long Ivan Milat Lee Noble Tommy Raudonikis Suzanne Whang sub: Sam Lloyd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted July 1, 2019 Fired: Phil Lesh Garth Hudson, John Prine Shane McGowan Dean Hoyle Hired: Randy Romero, Alex Trebek, Abu Bakr a-Baghdadi Lord Edwin Bramall Lee Noble Thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banana 859 Posted July 1, 2019 Piss off Sonali Bendre Natasha England Asma Al-Assad Princess Christina Tony Drewitt-Barlow Welcome Ivan Milat Lee Noble Tom Long Michael Sleggs Randy Romero Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,983 Posted July 1, 2019 Out Roman Reigns Gary Bigeni Fred Rister Bernard Tapie Doddie Wier In Ruth Morrissey Suzanne Whang Susan Bayh Tom Long Chris Doleman Subs Ivan Milat Lee Noble Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,476 Posted July 1, 2019 6 hours ago, Sir Creep said: Let's get rid of most of my remaining team, but here are five:Bill Turnbull (yeah, fraud) LOL. Mind the most common trap deadpoolers fall into, SC: incurable does not equal terminal. Incurable becomes terminal, eventually, but it can be a holding position for years. See Linda Nolan. Or indeed see Andrew Fairlie 2015-18. Then when it starts to spread and becomes terminal, the patient tends to go downhill quite quickly. See Andrew Fairlie late 2018 to every DDP team getting points in January 2019! If there were exaggeration of Turnbull's case (and he's always said it sucks but he should make a few years more *as it stands*) then its deadpoolers on here going "INCURABLE! THAT MEANS DEATHS DOOR!" and that echo chamber effect. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pedro67 232 Posted July 1, 2019 Innies Beji Caid Essebsi Everton Weekes Randy Romero Leah Bracknell Johnny Clegg Outies. George Alagiah Gordon G Liddy Bill Turnbull Michael Robinson Stan Bowles Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Unknown Man 586 Posted July 2, 2019 Out: 1. Bill Turnbull 2. Ruth Bader Ginsburg 3. Mikis Theodorakis 4. George Alagiah 5. Monica Vitti In: 1. Kathleen Blanco 2. Alex Trebek 3. Randy Romero 4. Susan Bayh 5. Stan Bowles Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,978 Posted July 6, 2019 After a family related absence of mine for three days, I have updated the masterlist now completely. Book cannot use Vincent Lambert. But he provided Ivan Milat as a sub. The Unknown Man: You want to replace Ruth Bader Ginsburg, but she's not on your team. That, plus your late submission means that I can only give you four subs, so your 5th sub, Stan Bowles, will not be used. Once I worked out my excel spreadsheet I post an update with just one hit, but a fairly big one, John McCririck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,978 Posted July 6, 2019 Okay, Excel file is updated.... John McCririck is a hit for about 2/3rds of the players here - Yorkshire Banker cashes in the joker points. 1 GCReptile 906 2 Death Impends 883 3 Cpt Chorizo 871 4 Clorox Bleachman 807 5 Devon Death Trip 779 6 Phantom of the Midway 778 7 Banana 728 8 msc 690 9 Joey Russ 687 10 drol 678 11 Grim Up North 627 12 Skinny Kiltrunner 578 12 Sir Creep 578 14 Yorkshire Banker 310 15 YoungWillz 297 16 Prophet 249 17 Book 245 18 The mad hatter 217 19 John Key 215 20 Fixed Business 191 21 Grave Danger 185 22 theoldlady 174 23 markb4 172 24 Gooseberry Crumble 157 25 The Unknown Man 155 26 Deathray 150 27 Pedro 67 140 28 The old crem 133 29 The Quim Reaper 73 30 Bibliogryphon 41 I'm considering a rule change next year - to connect my Death By Numbers spreadsheet with my longlist, I want you to submit the teams in the best way for my tables: Alphabetically by their first name. No numbers and no birthdates. So it's probably easier for you. And if you do that, there'll be some easy bonus points right away. More details in a few months. Also, it seems like there's a common consensus about some of the suitable names for replacement. Kind of everyone has Tom Long, Ivan Milat and Lee Noble. (Plus many have Michael Sleggs) So I think I might allow myself 2-3 subs in the next year. It's not like I could steal these picks if everyone knows them anyway..... Here also, more details in a few months. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,400 Posted July 6, 2019 Yes! I'm not last! I'm second-last! 1 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,400 Posted July 16, 2019 Clegg a hit for myself. And the Unknown Man. And Banana. And Skinny, msc, drol, and Chorizo. SC, Book, Clorox and Roey. And John Key. GUN, Rad, DI, and finally Fixed Business. And Pedro. But that really is it. Apart from DDT. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,228 Posted July 16, 2019 1 minute ago, The Quim Reaper said: Clegg a hit for myself. And the Unknown Man. And Banana. And Skinny, msc, drol, and Chorizo. SC, Book, Clorox and Roey. And John Key. GUN, Rad, DI, and finally Fixed Business. And Pedro. But that really is it. Apart from DDT. And that’s all. Except for Reptile. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,058 Posted July 16, 2019 Except for a QO? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,978 Posted July 16, 2019 Clegg might well be one of the most inconsequential deaths in deadpooling ever. Though Blanco will be similar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites