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As it is 1st July, UK time and I am out most of the day...

GET OUT OF TOWN

1.       Bruce Anstey

2.       Sonali Bendre

3.       Danny K Davis (Illinois politician)

4.       Lloyd Klein

5.       Rhys Oakley (rugby)

 

JOIN THE CLUB

1.       Luigi Simoni

2.       Randy Romero

3.       Susan Bayh

4.       Ed Genson

5.       Ivan Milat

Sub – Christopher Booker

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Out:

 

1)Pat Smullen

2)Ali Bongo

3)Roman Reigns

4)Bernard Tapie

5)Peter Lorimer

 

In:

1)Sam Lloyd

2)Susan Bayh

3)Ivan Milat

4)Randy Romero

5)Hussain Mohamed Ershad

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IN

Lee Noble (Boxer)

Michael Sleggs

Randy Romero

Tom Long

Vincent Lambert

 

OUT

Anna Thornton

Irrfan Khan

Paul Gascoigne

Roman Reigns

Sinead O'Connor

 

SUB

Ivan Milat

 

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OUT

Irrfan Khan

Sonali Bendre Behl

Roman Reigns

Olivia Newton John

Pat Smullen

 

IN

Ivan Milat

Lee Noble

Tom Long

Sutopo Purwo Nugroho

Randy Romero

 

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17 hours ago, Sir Creep said:

REPLACEMENTS?  lord.....

OK so I just looked and like 1/3 of my team names crossed off, all at the top of the alphabet.  Confusing, not to mention inaccurate.
SC

Corrected - I don't know what happened there.

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OUT (-365)

Lil Xan

Chief Keef

Doddie Weir

Heather Locklear

Bernard Tapie

 

IN (+327)

Michael Sleggs

Tom Long

Suzanne Whang

Susan Bayh

Johnny Clegg

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Let's get rid of most of my remaining team, but here are five:
Lloyd Klein
Kate Bowler
Sir Tom Jones 
Matt Millen
Bill Turnbull (yeah, fraud)

INSERT:
Randy Romero
Holly Clegg
Ivan Milat
Tom Long
Slim 400 

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In:

Sam Lloyd

Ivan Milat

Genesis P-Orridge

Fernando Ricksen

Randy Romero

 

Out:

Peter Alliss

Terry Jones

Yoko Ono

Ozzy Osbourne 

John Williams

 

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OUT: 

Sonali Bendre

Jeff Blackshear

Walter Mzembi

Bernard Tapie

Doddie Weir

 

IN: 

Chris Doleman 

Chris Duncan

Tom Long

Lee Noble

Michael Sleggs

 

Sub:

Randy Romero

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Swap out:

 

Bruce Anstey

Kate Bowler

Christy Dignam

Michael Robinson

Bernard Tapie

 

Swap in:

 

Tom Long

Ruth Morrissey

Lee Noble

Randy Romero

Michael Sleggs

 

Sub: Ivan Milat

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My list was utter horsewank, pieced together whilst drunk at Christmas and full of mindless punts. Hopefully, this'll be some minor damage limitation.

 

Fuck off:

  1. Danniella Westbrook
  2. Lil Xan
  3. Barbara Windsor
  4. Demi Lovato
  5. Sinead O’Connor

...and die:

  1. Genesis P-Orridge
  2. Kathleen Blanco
  3. Johnny Clegg
  4. Sam Lloyd
  5. Greg Gilbert

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Out

Sandy Alderson
''Roman Reigns'' Anoa'i
Sonali Bendre
Jason de Lisle
Pat Smullen



In
Tom Long
Ivan Milat

Lee Noble
Tommy Raudonikis

Suzanne Whang

 

sub: Sam Lloyd

 

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Fired:

  • Phil Lesh
  • Garth Hudson,
  • John Prine
  •  Shane McGowan
  • Dean Hoyle 

Hired:

  • Randy Romero,
  • Alex Trebek,
  • Abu Bakr a-Baghdadi 
  • Lord Edwin Bramall
  • Lee Noble

Thank you. :salute:

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Piss off

  1. Sonali Bendre
  2. Natasha England
  3. Asma Al-Assad
  4. Princess Christina
  5. Tony Drewitt-Barlow

Welcome

  1. Ivan Milat
  2. Lee Noble
  3. Tom Long
  4. Michael Sleggs
  5. Randy Romero

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Out
Roman Reigns
Gary Bigeni
Fred Rister
Bernard Tapie
Doddie Wier


In
Ruth Morrissey
Suzanne Whang
Susan Bayh
Tom Long
Chris Doleman
Subs
Ivan Milat
Lee Noble

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6 hours ago, Sir Creep said:

Let's get rid of most of my remaining team, but here are five:
Bill Turnbull (yeah, fraud)

 

LOL. Mind the most common trap deadpoolers fall into, SC: incurable does not equal terminal. Incurable becomes terminal, eventually, but it can be a holding position for years. See Linda Nolan. Or indeed see Andrew Fairlie 2015-18. Then when it starts to spread and becomes terminal, the patient tends to go downhill quite quickly. See Andrew Fairlie late 2018 to every DDP team getting points in January 2019!

 

If there were exaggeration of Turnbull's case (and he's always said it sucks but he should make a few years more *as it stands*) then its deadpoolers on here going "INCURABLE! THAT MEANS DEATHS DOOR!" and that echo chamber effect.

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Innies

Beji Caid Essebsi

Everton Weekes

Randy Romero

Leah Bracknell

Johnny Clegg

 

Outies.

George Alagiah

Gordon G Liddy

Bill Turnbull

Michael Robinson

Stan Bowles

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Out:

1. Bill Turnbull

2. Ruth Bader Ginsburg

3. Mikis Theodorakis

4. George Alagiah

5. Monica Vitti

 

In:

1. Kathleen Blanco

2. Alex Trebek

3. Randy Romero

4. Susan Bayh

5. Stan Bowles

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After a family related absence of mine for three days, I have updated the masterlist now completely.

 

Book cannot use Vincent Lambert. But he provided Ivan Milat as a sub.

 

The Unknown Man: You want to replace Ruth Bader Ginsburg, but she's not on your team. That, plus your late submission means that I can only give you four subs, so your 5th sub, Stan Bowles, will not be used.

 

Once I worked out my excel spreadsheet I post an update with just one hit, but a fairly big one, John McCririck.

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Okay, Excel file is updated....

John McCririck is a hit for about 2/3rds of the players here - Yorkshire Banker cashes in the joker points.

 

1 GCReptile 906
2 Death Impends 883
3 Cpt Chorizo 871
4 Clorox Bleachman 807
5 Devon Death Trip 779
6 Phantom of the Midway 778
7 Banana 728
8 msc 690
9 Joey Russ 687
10 drol 678
11 Grim Up North 627
12 Skinny Kiltrunner 578
12 Sir Creep 578
14 Yorkshire Banker 310
15 YoungWillz 297
16 Prophet 249
17 Book 245
18 The mad hatter 217
19 John Key 215
20 Fixed Business 191
21 Grave Danger 185
22 theoldlady 174
23 markb4 172
24 Gooseberry Crumble 157
25 The Unknown Man 155
26 Deathray 150
27 Pedro 67 140
28 The old crem 133
29 The Quim Reaper 73
30 Bibliogryphon 41


I'm considering a rule change next year - to connect my Death By Numbers spreadsheet with my longlist, I want you to submit the teams in the best way for my tables: Alphabetically by their first name. No numbers and no birthdates. So it's probably easier for you. And if you do that, there'll be some easy bonus points right away. More details in a few months.

 

Also, it seems like there's a common consensus about some of the suitable names for replacement. Kind of everyone has Tom Long, Ivan Milat and Lee Noble. (Plus many have Michael Sleggs) So I think I might allow myself 2-3 subs in the next year. It's not like I could steal these picks if everyone knows them anyway..... Here also, more details in a few months.

 

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Yes! I'm not last!

 

I'm second-last!

 

:champagne:

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Clegg a hit for myself. And the Unknown Man. And Banana. And Skinny, msc, drol, and Chorizo. SC, Book, Clorox and Roey. And John Key. GUN, Rad, DI, and finally Fixed Business. And Pedro. But that really is it. Apart from DDT.

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1 minute ago, The Quim Reaper said:

Clegg a hit for myself. And the Unknown Man. And Banana. And Skinny, msc, drol, and Chorizo. SC, Book, Clorox and Roey. And John Key. GUN, Rad, DI, and finally Fixed Business. And Pedro. But that really is it. Apart from DDT.

And that’s all. Except for Reptile. 

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Clegg might well be one of the most inconsequential deaths in deadpooling ever. Though Blanco will be similar.

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